American Teddy Boy depreciation/mystification thread

Website · by **SnookiesPoof** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:44 pm

Thread dedicated to the dunce. Post pictures, stories, and most importantly - Facebook status updates.

Lets kick this off with a photo of him pre-face tattoos and duckass.

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by **crushoftheyear** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:44 pm

by **vincentpghpa** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:46 pm

Great thread, will read again!

Website · by **SnookiesPoof** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:47 pm

vincentpghpa wrote:Great thread, will read again!

Trust me... you will.

by **killedbydeath** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:49 pm

SnookiesPoof wrote:Thread dedicated to the dunce. Post pictures, stories, and most importantly - Facebook status updates.

Lets kick this off with a photo of him pre-face tattoos and duckass.

[resize]http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/133/c9ea0c17bc8f457abc55569ac89d5fb9/l.jpg,200[/resize]

wow, greg teddyboy edwardian barber must be ashamed of what the greg teddyboy edwardian barber has done to greg teddyboy edwardian barber.

Website · by **SnookiesPoof** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:55 pm

I really like this moniker you have come up with.

I'm A TEDDY BOY AND THE MOST TRUE AND DEDICATED PERSON YOUR GONNA FIND IN THE AMERICAN ROCKABILLY AND ROCK N ROLL SCENE ITS A LIFESTYLE TO ME NOT A FASHION SHOW OR ABOUT HOT ROD CARS WHICH MOST OF THE JOKES AND POSURS THINK IT IS IN THIS JOKE OF AN AMERICAN SCENE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING BOUT YOUR LOST JUST GO TO VIVA LAS VEGAS AND 99 % OF THAT JOKE AND CROWD IS WHO IM TALKIN ABOUT IM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE TRUE ROCKIN SCENE AND LIFESTYLE WE ARE THE TEDS AND BETTER THAN THE REST AND MOST TRUE ROCKIN LIFESTYLE YOUR GONNA FIND PROUD AND GLAD TO BE A TED AFTER YOUR ALL LONG GONE WILL STILL BE HERE CUZ ROCK N ROLL WILL NEVER DIE AS LONG AS THE TEDS ARE AROUND

by **LBird610** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:58 pm

posting for fucking later. i hate how this guys dresses like colonel sanders.

by **crushoftheyear** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:59 pm

can someone post his FB?

by **killedbydeath** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:59 pm

that last excerpt has left me more confused than ever. dost thou think these VIVA LAS VEGAS ROCKIN HATERS that he speaks of are real or just perceived?

by **killedbydeath** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:01 pm

i predict that this thread will reach cipher levels of radnesss...

by **JERKSTORE** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:03 pm

He is unconcerned with fashion, clearly.

by **JERKSTORE** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:03 pm

He is unconcerned with fashion, clearly.

by **Meatsauce** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:03 pm

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ud like this eating u

by **EL HAMMERPUNCHO** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 pm

MOST TRUE ROCKIN LIFESTYLE seems like something off an Engrish shirt.

by **analcarbomb** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 pm

posted this in the bad face tats thread, but he replied to a FB post i made about a black man being rude to my gf

TeddyBoy Greg Edwardian Barber fuckin niggers that discusts me even more to see the white nigger loving whores go with em

this fuckin ese is as lame as his face

by **Meatsauce** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 pm

for those missing out on teddy boy edwardian foghorn leghorn greg

http://www.facebook.com/TEDDYBOYGREG53

Website · by **SnookiesPoof** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:07 pm

His favorite sport is BASHING PUNKS MODS SKINHEADS GREASERS AND PSYCHOBILLYS.

by **analcarbomb** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:07 pm

he looks like Prince in that first pic without the face tattoos. he should have just went with that

Website · by **SnookiesPoof** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:08 pm

Meatsauce wrote:for those missing out on teddy boy edwardian foghorn leghorn greg

http://www.facebook.com/TEDDYBOYGREG53

Wait... he has TWO Facebook accounts?!

Here is his other one: http://www.facebook.com/TEDDYBOYGREG1953

by **killedbydeath** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:11 pm

SnookiesPoof wrote:His favorite sport is BASHING PUNKS MODS SKINHEADS GREASERS AND PSYCHOBILLYS.

stuck in 6th grade.

please let's get this thing going really well before anyone sends it.

by **analcarbomb** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:12 pm

what the fuck is this shit
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by **SixFeetUnderRecords** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:15 pm

After looking at his FB pics, why am i not surprised he has his face covered but nothing on his chest or stomach.

Also, sick portrait of Patrick Swayze on his neck

by **TOTAL PUNISHMENT** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:17 pm

he got fat

by **killedbydeath** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:19 pm

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=114425828679283&set=a.102678003187399.3142.100003355986190&type=1&theater

:smt005

the comments on here man. even his buddies are calling him out.

by **JERKSTORE** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:21 pm

EL HAMMERPUNCHO wrote:MOST TRUE ROCKIN LIFESTYLE seems like something off an Engrish shirt.

Off the box of a chinese gene simmons doll

by **Sernogath22** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:21 pm

I feel like "Teddy boys" don't normally have face tattoos. Just a hunch

by **EL HAMMERPUNCHO** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:23 pm

JERKSTORE wrote:
EL HAMMERPUNCHO wrote:MOST TRUE ROCKIN LIFESTYLE seems like something off an Engrish shirt.

Off the box of a chinese gene simmons doll

by **I.Saved.Latin.** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:25 pm

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by **TOTAL PUNISHMENT** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:26 pm

I.Saved.Latin. wrote:[resize]http://oi45.tinypic.com/2ryn6zr.jpg,200[/resize]

by **XCrandallX** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:27 pm

I'm so confused by all of this. Someone post his band.

by **fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:28 pm

lol he has a barber pole on his fucking nose :smt005

by **EL HAMMERPUNCHO** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:30 pm

XCrandallX wrote:I'm so confused by all of this. Someone post his band.

I've been searching but to no avail. The closest I got was "Teddy Boy Greg and the Drain Pipes" and his Myspace page of Greg Rossell Jr. ( http://www.myspace.com/footrocker/photos )but neither have any music on them.

by **analcarbomb** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:30 pm

I.Saved.Latin. wrote:[resize]http://oi45.tinypic.com/2ryn6zr.jpg,200[/resize]

i love this

by **solipsismsyndrome** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:30 pm

he's probably the greatest performance artist of all time

by **I.Saved.Latin.** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:32 pm

EL HAMMERPUNCHO wrote:
XCrandallX wrote:I'm so confused by all of this. Someone post his band.

I've been searching but to no avail. The closest I got was "Teddy Boy Greg and the Drain Pipes" and his Myspace page of Greg Rossell Jr. ( http://www.myspace.com/footrocker/photos )but neither have any music on them.

I remember when i was in middle school, i had fake music pages for all my make believe bands as well.

by **solipsismsyndrome** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:32 pm

likes include CAMEL CIGGARETTS and worshipping womens sexy feet

Website · by **xcursex.** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:34 pm

posting for hilarity

by **cold as anthony** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:35 pm

Well shit

Website · by **SnookiesPoof** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:35 pm

SixFeetUnderRecords wrote:Also, sick portrait of Patrick Swayze on his neck

I can NOT find said Swayze tattoo. Please link to photo.

by **RiseGhostsOfWar** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:41 pm

That picture of him licking that girl's feet :smt009

by **Felix Hoenikker** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:41 pm

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I wanna marry these 2 chicks at my apartment tonight met these 2 ladies at bar in hollywood aint i one lucky fuckin man

Wish i could post some of the dirty pics but i cant on fb time to get back to work lol just busted a nut back to tag team action round 2

They love teddy boys

What a sad, sad human being.

Website · by **SnookiesPoof** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:42 pm

Goobers of the year:

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by **Smashedbox 20** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:45 pm

SnookiesPoof wrote:Goobers of the year:

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did he get his coat from a Captain Hook costume bought at Spencer's?

by **Iconoclast** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:46 pm

SnookiesPoof wrote:
SixFeetUnderRecords wrote:Also, sick portrait of Patrick Swayze on his neck

I can NOT find said Swayze tattoo. Please link to photo.

I think that's supposed to be some sort of joke regarding this
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It actually is a rad tattoo

by **Meatsauce** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:00 pm

LOL WATCHING A DOCUMENTRY ON TV OF THE 92 LA RIOTS WHAT A BUNCH OF ANIMALS BURNING DOWN AND LOOTING THERE OWN COMMUNITY, BURNING DOWN SCHOOLS AND COMMUNITY CENTERS AND HEALTHCARE CENTERS. ITS FUNNY THEN THEY WANNA BITCH AND COMPLAIN AND WONDER WHY THE ONLY JOB THEY CAN GET IS SELLING DOPE AND MCDONALDS ,I FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING MONKEYS AT AN LA ZOO EXIBIT.

IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT ALL THIS TRAVON MARTIN BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE PROTESTS ON THE STREET THIS FUCKER ATTACKED THE MAN, HE KILLED THE GANG BANGER PIECE OF SHIT IN SELF DEFENSE AND HAD EVERY RIGHT WHEN ATTACKED , IF THIS WAS A WHITE OR MEXICAN KID WHO WAS KILLED WOULD WE EVEN BE FUCKING HEARING ABOUT IT? NO WE WOULDENT JUST ONE MORE WAY THEY CAN BLAME PLAY THE RACE CARD AND BITCH AND BLAME WHITE PEOPLE.HOPEFULLY THIS INNOCENT MAN IS FOUND NOT GUILTY AS ID LOVE FOR THEM TO RIOT AND BURN AND LOOT THERE OWN COMMUNITIES LIKE THEY USUALLY DO WHEN THEY DONT GET THERE WAY IN COURT LIKE THE RODNEY KING VERDICT AND THE LA RIOTS THAT FOLLOWED.

by **Tyburn** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:04 pm

I have never seen such horrid clothing in my short life.

by **RiseGhostsOfWar** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:05 pm

SnookiesPoof wrote:Goobers of the year:

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I just noticed the Confederate belt buckle :smt005

by **Tyburn** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:07 pm

Meatsauce wrote:
LOL WATCHING A DOCUMENTRY ON TV OF THE 92 LA RIOTS WHAT A BUNCH OF ANIMALS BURNING DOWN AND LOOTING THERE OWN COMMUNITY, BURNING DOWN SCHOOLS AND COMMUNITY CENTERS AND HEALTHCARE CENTERS. ITS FUNNY THEN THEY WANNA BITCH AND COMPLAIN AND WONDER WHY THE ONLY JOB THEY CAN GET IS SELLING DOPE AND MCDONALDS ,I FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING MONKEYS AT AN LA ZOO EXIBIT.

IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT ALL THIS TRAVON MARTIN BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE PROTESTS ON THE STREET THIS FUCKER ATTACKED THE MAN, HE KILLED THE GANG BANGER PIECE OF SHIT IN SELF DEFENSE AND HAD EVERY RIGHT WHEN ATTACKED , IF THIS WAS A WHITE OR MEXICAN KID WHO WAS KILLED WOULD WE EVEN BE FUCKING HEARING ABOUT IT? NO WE WOULDENT JUST ONE MORE WAY THEY CAN BLAME PLAY THE RACE CARD AND BITCH AND BLAME WHITE PEOPLE.HOPEFULLY THIS INNOCENT MAN IS FOUND NOT GUILTY AS ID LOVE FOR THEM TO RIOT AND BURN AND LOOT THERE OWN COMMUNITIES LIKE THEY USUALLY DO WHEN THEY DONT GET THERE WAY IN COURT LIKE THE RODNEY KING VERDICT AND THE LA RIOTS THAT FOLLOWED.

Sounds like an intelligent and thoughtful individual. Would read books by.

by **fleet_captain_jaime_wolfe** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:08 pm

Meatsauce wrote:
LOL WATCHING A DOCUMENTRY ON TV OF THE 92 LA RIOTS WHAT A BUNCH OF ANIMALS BURNING DOWN AND LOOTING THERE OWN COMMUNITY, BURNING DOWN SCHOOLS AND COMMUNITY CENTERS AND HEALTHCARE CENTERS. ITS FUNNY THEN THEY WANNA BITCH AND COMPLAIN AND WONDER WHY THE ONLY JOB THEY CAN GET IS SELLING DOPE AND MCDONALDS ,I FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING MONKEYS AT AN LA ZOO EXIBIT.

IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT ALL THIS TRAVON MARTIN BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE PROTESTS ON THE STREET THIS FUCKER ATTACKED THE MAN, HE KILLED THE GANG BANGER PIECE OF SHIT IN SELF DEFENSE AND HAD EVERY RIGHT WHEN ATTACKED , IF THIS WAS A WHITE OR MEXICAN KID WHO WAS KILLED WOULD WE EVEN BE FUCKING HEARING ABOUT IT? NO WE WOULDENT JUST ONE MORE WAY THEY CAN BLAME PLAY THE RACE CARD AND BITCH AND BLAME WHITE PEOPLE.HOPEFULLY THIS INNOCENT MAN IS FOUND NOT GUILTY AS ID LOVE FOR THEM TO RIOT AND BURN AND LOOT THERE OWN COMMUNITIES LIKE THEY USUALLY DO WHEN THEY DONT GET THERE WAY IN COURT LIKE THE RODNEY KING VERDICT AND THE LA RIOTS THAT FOLLOWED.

He's 100% right on both statements. Too bad he's 100% retarded otherwise.

by **Mildly Weary Of Chaka** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:08 pm

RiseGhostsOfWar wrote:
SnookiesPoof wrote:Goobers of the year:

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I just noticed the Confederate belt buckle

he stands like a turkey.

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