WMLB: Our daddies didnt let us play with barbies

by **Boner In Sweatpants** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:44 pm

so ppl can stop crying about broken pages.

Also paying homage to Chris Candido

by **ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:48 pm

if everyone would use the sidekick mode in there we'd be good!

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:48 pm

protesting this thread like the second wild card

by **bandrus 1** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:49 pm

posting

Remember to get back to me about the fantasy league $50

by **apollo kids** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:51 pm

New shit

by **Worship** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:59 pm

4 dayssssss

by **The_Harsh_Truth** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:02 pm

bandrus 1 wrote:posting

Remember to get back to me about the fantasy league $50

Ben I haven't been in that thread too much lately, so I missed this. Do you have openings? PM me or something! :smt006

by **Lobsterdog** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:02 pm

fucking crybabies.

by **NUTCRUST** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:03 pm

Go Mets

by **theXdXman** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:08 pm

dont let the old thread die, you ship jumping motherfuckers.

Website · by **daveofstrength** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:10 pm

adam bumm.

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:13 pm

Player To Be Named Later From 1992 Trade Finally Named: 'It Was Lenny Dykstra,' Says Phillies GM

by **IThinkItsIndecision** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:17 pm

long time reader, second time poster. As a native houstonian, i'm confused as to what i should do after this season.

I was raised to believe that the DH is biggest crock in professional sports, and after decades of believing this, I'm having trouble coming to terms with the new alignment. Not to mention that they will be a laughing stock for another decade. Should I quit acknowledging baseball or should I find a new team?

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:18 pm

if you're already a baseball fan, finding a new team to give a fuck about shouldn't be that hard. personally, I'd stick with the Astros, though. even if the DH is stupid

by **Wilson Phillips** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:19 pm

Posting to share my joy for the 2012 season and the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone in California I'm coming in late April to see some games, let me be your friend and sleep on your floor

by **Lobsterdog** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:19 pm

IThinkItsIndecision wrote:long time reader, second time poster. As a native houstonian, i'm confused as to what i should do after this season.

I was raised to believe that the DH is biggest crock in professional sports, and after decades of believing this, I'm having trouble coming to terms with the new alignment. Not to mention that they will be a laughing stock for another decade. Should I quit acknowledging baseball or should I find a new team?

Join the rest of us in the 21st century and learn to embrace not having to watch a .130 hitter in your lineup every day.

by **IThinkItsIndecision** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:21 pm

the last couple seasons the pitching staff put up comparable numbers to the OF.

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:22 pm

you got Boogoosogovic now! the future's bright!

by **The_Harsh_Truth** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:25 pm

IThinkItsIndecision wrote:the last couple seasons the pitching staff put up comparable numbers to the OF.

This should make you feel better: http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/17320/2012-mlb-season-preview-houston-astros

My favorite part is where Jordan Schafer is referred to as hitting like 'the poor man's Carlos Zambrano'.

by **BryanTXHC** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:28 pm

Posting in the new baseball thread.

by **theXdXman** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:30 pm

i dont get the hate on the dh, but that's an argument that's been exhausted in the previous thread.

by **Boner In Sweatpants** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:44 pm

Mike Stanton leads the majors in HR. Book it!

by **gregor samsa** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:46 pm

in proper phillies fan form, i won't post in this thread again till september :smt006

by **theXdXman** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:47 pm

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:Mike Stanton leads the majors in HR. Book it!

zips projects his slash line to be .267/.361/.549 with 37 homers and 97 rbis. pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:52 pm

he hit 34 HR in 150 games last year.... he's getting over 40 easily this year.
22 years old :smt005

by **ieataquacrayons** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:54 pm

Can't wait for it to be 90 degrees so I can bake in the sun and eat a hot dog.

by **DryBones** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:54 pm

pfbaseball

by **xGUTTOx** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:57 pm

Don't let the old thread die I CANT HANDLE CHANGE

by **theXdXman** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:57 pm

the chocolate factory wrote:he hit 34 HR in 150 games last year.... he's getting over 40 easily this year.
22 years old

i cant even fucking fathom being a 22 year old and being a sick athlete. definitely looking forward to him doing work against the mets.

by **ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:58 pm

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:Mike Stanton leads the majors in HR. Book it!

prince fielder protecting miguel cabrera! 50 homers.

by **Boner In Sweatpants** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:59 pm

theXdXman wrote:
the chocolate factory wrote:he hit 34 HR in 150 games last year.... he's getting over 40 easily this year.
22 years old

i cant even fucking fathom being a 22 year old and being a sick athlete. definitely looking forward to him doing work against the mets.

I'm more impressed that he's an exact clone of Tito Ortiz

by **iusedtohaveaheart** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:01 pm

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:Mike Stanton leads the majors in HR. Book it!

He seems to be the hyped player this year. Matt Kemp stated that he wanted to hit 50 homers this year since he was robbed of the MVP last year.

by **apollo kids** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:05 pm

I'd say there's a good chance Stanton leads the NL. So many good players in the AL though.

by **IThinkItsIndecision** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:07 pm

The_Harsh_Truth wrote:
IThinkItsIndecision wrote:the last couple seasons the pitching staff put up comparable numbers to the OF.

This should make you feel better: http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/17320/2012-mlb-season-preview-houston-astros

My favorite part is where Jordan Schafer is referred to as hitting like 'the poor man's Carlos Zambrano'.

by **Master Chief** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:12 pm

Posted this in other thread, moving it to this one.

b9 free espn fantasy league expanded to 12 teams, but one person has dropped out, leaving us with one last open spot. we won't expand past 12 so this is the last chance. pm me your e-mail address if you are interested.

by **Pat9010** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:19 pm

posting

by **Ensign** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:26 pm

can someone please explain DH hate to me? i'm new to baseball.

by **publix subs** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:27 pm

Despite the Cespedes signing, Coco Crisp still feels he's Oakland's best center field option. Â Crisp told Slusser, "Unless he's a demigod come down from the heavens, no one is going to outshine me in center field."

by **Pat9010** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:30 pm

publix subs wrote:Despite the Cespedes signing, Coco Crisp still feels he's Oakland's best center field option. Â Crisp told Slusser, "Unless he's a demigod come down from the heavens, no one is going to outshine me in center field."

That will end well

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:31 pm

Ensign wrote:can someone please explain DH hate to me? i'm new to baseball.

some people are fans of NL teams and, because of that, think the NL's rules (the correct rules) are in fact the correct rules of baseball. the DH was just some bullshit tacked on like 40 years ago as an experiment to try and increase offense.

by **StabMasterArson** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:35 pm

publix subs wrote:Despite the Cespedes signing, Coco Crisp still feels he's Oakland's best center field option. Â Crisp told Slusser, "Unless he's a demigod come down from the heavens, no one is going to outshine me in center field."

Awesome

by **StabMasterArson** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:37 pm

IThinkItsIndecision wrote:long time reader, second time poster. As a native houstonian, i'm confused as to what i should do after this season.

I was raised to believe that the DH is biggest crock in professional sports, and after decades of believing this, I'm having trouble coming to terms with the new alignment. Not to mention that they will be a laughing stock for another decade. Should I quit acknowledging baseball or should I find a new team?

fuckin ese, who gives a shit how bad the Astros are. We aren't fans because we want to like the best teams (those people are bitches). We're fans because we love our hometown team no matter what.

Embrace the Astros and be totally piped they're coming to the AL (the far superior league)

by **HoJu** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:37 pm

103 YEARS AND COUNTING :smt010

by **plagues** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:39 pm

Charles Awesome wrote:103 YEARS AND COUNTING

But when it happens... The midwest will be flattened by the wave of euphoria.

by **Ensign** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:40 pm

the chocolate factory wrote:
Ensign wrote:can someone please explain DH hate to me? i'm new to baseball.

some people are fans of NL teams and, because of that, think the NL's rules (the correct rules) are in fact the correct rules of baseball. the DH was just some bullshit tacked on like 40 years ago as an experiment to try and increase offense.

ahh, true. i guess I haven't been around long enough to be salty about it haha

by **apollo kids** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:40 pm

the chocolate factory wrote:
Ensign wrote:can someone please explain DH hate to me? i'm new to baseball.

some people are fans of NL teams and, because of that, think the NL's rules (the correct rules) are in fact the correct rules of baseball. the DH was just some bullshit tacked on like 40 years ago as an experiment to try and increase offense.

And has since been adopted by all but two professional leagues in the world.

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:42 pm

apollo kids wrote:
the chocolate factory wrote:
Ensign wrote:can someone please explain DH hate to me? i'm new to baseball.

some people are fans of NL teams and, because of that, think the NL's rules (the correct rules) are in fact the correct rules of baseball. the DH was just some bullshit tacked on like 40 years ago as an experiment to try and increase offense.

And has since been adopted by all but two professional leagues in the world.

the best players in the world ain't trying to go to those leagues
they're shit leagues
with shit rules

by **the chocolate factory** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:43 pm

by **HoJu** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:47 pm

plagues wrote:
Charles Awesome wrote:103 YEARS AND COUNTING

But when it happens... The midwest will be flattened by the wave of euphoria.

Don't tease me with that beautiful thought

by **Pat9010** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:54 pm

Charles Awesome wrote:
plagues wrote:
Charles Awesome wrote:103 YEARS AND COUNTING

But when it happens... The midwest will be flattened by the wave of euphoria.

Don't tease me with that beautiful thought

Have to say i'm not too excited about the line-up.

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