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by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:26 pm

I need help.

I'm the worst at picking up on people.

I've tried craigslist, dating sites, gay bars, etc and haven't had much luck picking up on girls. Someone help me out on this. I'm trying to meet some fine ass women.

Help me get some game B9. I'm new to this.

by **gregor samsa** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:27 pm

i could dip my nuts into this thread

by **gregor samsa** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:27 pm

wait...

don't they have websites for this kinda thang?

by **Nadafingahhh** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:28 pm

in before this thread is seized by the resident bears.

by **Redbeard the Terrible** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:29 pm

okcupid. get some

by **bandrus1** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:29 pm

im confused is the op male?

by **gregor samsa** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:30 pm

okcupid has a whole section for people with stds. im std free, but that's a pretty awesome idea.

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:30 pm

bandrus1 wrote:im confused is the op male?

I'm a girl.

by **Meatsauce** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:30 pm

the lesbos i know hang out at "crafts night" at akbar.

by **rea** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:31 pm

well if you tried all that I'm thinking the problem is you

by **bandrus1** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:31 pm

0utofit wrote:
bandrus1 wrote:im confused is the op male?

No I took down my www since I posted this. I'm a girl.

ohh well hat should be easy, all girls are BI

it's science

by **gregor samsa** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:31 pm

i've met fine ass ladies at barnes and noble. true story. just stand by your favorite section for a few hours.

Website · by **jesse.** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:31 pm

i tried ok cupid, and it didn't get me anywhere. just a bunch of dudes that clearly didn't read my profile close enough to see the "NO MEN AT ALL, EVER" parts.

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:31 pm

I've met a few girls here and there, but everyone has backed out when it comes putting words into action.

How do I get this god damn show on the road? Is there a "dummies guide" for this?

by **cudskees** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:31 pm

OP, are you looking for a relationship? or just a good time? or sorta of in-between, maybe something light that can lead to something serious?

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:32 pm

astow8 wrote:OP, are you looking for a relationship? or just a good time? or sorta of in-between, maybe something light that can lead to something serious?

Probably not a relationship. I don't see myself really getting into that sort of business.

by **bandrus1** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:33 pm

Female7 wrote:i tried ok cupid, and it didn't get me anywhere. just a bunch of dudes that clearly didn't read my profile close enough to see the "NO MEN AT ALL, EVER" parts.

on a serious note

I didnt know you were gay

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:34 pm

bandrus1 wrote:
Female7 wrote:i tried ok cupid, and it didn't get me anywhere. just a bunch of dudes that clearly didn't read my profile close enough to see the "NO MEN AT ALL, EVER" parts.

on a serious note

I didnt know you were gay

Yeah I've tried dating sites and gotten the same thing. Or "NO COUPLES" and all I get are couples replying.

by **Redbeard the Terrible** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:36 pm

bandrus1 wrote:
Female7 wrote:i tried ok cupid, and it didn't get me anywhere. just a bunch of dudes that clearly didn't read my profile close enough to see the "NO MEN AT ALL, EVER" parts.

on a serious note

I didnt know you were gay

lets not get into that discussion about labeling sexuality again.

by **Lucky Little Shark** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:36 pm

I've found that girls aren't really interested in me, I have tons of girl friends but I've never had a girlfriend. I wish I had some advice for you but I've always had just as hard a time as it sounds like you are having. It sucks.

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:37 pm

Meatsauce wrote:the lesbos i know hang out at "crafts night" at akbar.

When does this go down? I visit la often but I'm not a local.

by **bandrus1** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:38 pm

sweet fucking jesus wrote:
bandrus1 wrote:
Female7 wrote:i tried ok cupid, and it didn't get me anywhere. just a bunch of dudes that clearly didn't read my profile close enough to see the "NO MEN AT ALL, EVER" parts.

on a serious note

I didnt know you were gay

lets not get into that discussion about labeling sexuality again.

ohh brother what did I do/ miss

by **Meatsauce** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:39 pm

did some snooping on some friends facebooks...fridays...truck stop...

if this gets you some action send me $20

http://www.herelounge.com/

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:39 pm

Lucky Little Shark wrote:I've found that girls aren't really interested in me, I have tons of girl friends but I've never had a girlfriend. I wish I had some advice for you but I've always had just as hard a time as it sounds like you are having. It sucks.

I've met a lot of girls who toy with that idea, but when it comes down to making the magic happen I get a lot of backing out or excuses. I don't know if it's the wrong girls.... or what.

I recently thought I had a sure thing going on, she talked it all up but when I got to her city and we were hanging out, she totally backed out and would only flirt in front of guys. I think she just wanted attention.

That isn't the first time something like that has happened. I've met a lot of time wasters. I'm trying to seal the deal, ya know? It sucks.

I think I'm just going about this wrong?

by **analcarbomb** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:40 pm

i'm not gay or bi but i'd JO with fullmetalbradock

by **bandrus1** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:41 pm

0utofit wrote:
Lucky Little Shark wrote:I've found that girls aren't really interested in me, I have tons of girl friends but I've never had a girlfriend. I wish I had some advice for you but I've always had just as hard a time as it sounds like you are having. It sucks.

I've met a lot of girls who toy with that idea, but when it comes down to making the magic happen I get a lot of backing out or excuses. I don't know if it's the wrong girls.... or what.

I recently thought I had a sure thing going on, she talked it all up but when I got to her city and we were hanging out, she totally backed out and would only flirt in front of guys. I think she just wanted attention.

That isn't the first time something like that has happened. I've met a lot of time wasters. I'm trying to seal the deal, ya know? It sucks.

I think I'm just going about this wrong?

rule of thumb, if they talk it up like its a big thing.... its going to fall through

Website · by **jesse.** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:42 pm

bandrus1 wrote:
Female7 wrote:i tried ok cupid, and it didn't get me anywhere. just a bunch of dudes that clearly didn't read my profile close enough to see the "NO MEN AT ALL, EVER" parts.

on a serious note

I didnt know you were gay

i'm not gay. i'm married to a guy and have no interest in other men besides him. women are a different story.

by **fullmetalbraddock** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:42 pm

stupid shithead wrote:i'm not gay or bi but i'd JO with fullmetalbradock

for some reason i feel like this is getting closer and closer to actually happening

by **Meatsauce** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:43 pm

0utofit wrote:she totally backed out and would only flirt in front of guys. I think she just wanted attention.

by **cudskees** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:43 pm

0utofit wrote:
astow8 wrote:OP, are you looking for a relationship? or just a good time? or sorta of in-between, maybe something light that can lead to something serious?

Probably not a relationship. I don't see myself really getting into that sort of business.

hmmm okay. I was going to say I know two ladies who met on match.com but that seems more like a "relationship" site you know?

I understand your frustration though. It does seem like a lot of girls act into each other for the hype or whatever. The two girls in my past that I've actually had any sort of connection with and 'put words to action' with were so weird about it and tried to act like they were in pornos or something. I dunno. It just felt fake.
and when it comes to girls like you and luckylittleshark, I don't even approach because you guys are so beautiful and out of my league haha.

by **bandrus1** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:44 pm

Lucky Little Shark wrote:I've found that girls aren't really interested in me, I have tons of girl friends but I've never had a girlfriend. I wish I had some advice for you but I've always had just as hard a time as it sounds like you are having. It sucks.

If u ladies are not flying to meet this girl yall crazy

by **analcarbomb** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:44 pm

fullmetalbraddock wrote:
stupid shithead wrote:i'm not gay or bi but i'd JO with fullmetalbradock

for some reason i feel like this is getting closer and closer to actually happening

you, me, and deebee

by **bandrus1** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:45 pm

Female7 wrote:
bandrus1 wrote:
Female7 wrote:i tried ok cupid, and it didn't get me anywhere. just a bunch of dudes that clearly didn't read my profile close enough to see the "NO MEN AT ALL, EVER" parts.

on a serious note

I didnt know you were gay

i'm not gay. i'm married to a guy and have no interest in other men besides him. women are a different story.

ohhhhhhhh well now we all have that straight

by **davidflores** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:45 pm

OP I could probably get yu laid but you have to let me participate or at least watch... naked.

by **gregor samsa** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:45 pm

stupid shithead wrote:
fullmetalbraddock wrote:
stupid shithead wrote:i'm not gay or bi but i'd JO with fullmetalbradock

for some reason i feel like this is getting closer and closer to actually happening

you, me, and deebee

if i bring a case of beer can i get in?

by **analcarbomb** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:47 pm

yes greggers

by **Seatbelts** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:49 pm

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:50 pm

astow8 wrote:
0utofit wrote:
astow8 wrote:OP, are you looking for a relationship? or just a good time? or sorta of in-between, maybe something light that can lead to something serious?

Probably not a relationship. I don't see myself really getting into that sort of business.

hmmm okay. I was going to say I know two ladies who met on match.com but that seems more like a "relationship" site you know?

I understand your frustration though. It does seem like a lot of girls act into each other for the hype or whatever. The two girls in my past that I've actually had any sort of connection with and 'put words to action' with were so weird about it and tried to act like they were in pornos or something. I dunno. It just felt fake.
and when it comes to girls like you and luckylittleshark, I don't even approach because you guys are so beautiful and out of my league haha.

Awh shucks, Thanks lady!

Yeah I don't know if I could see myself dating a girl. Maybe I guess if I met the right one, but I'm not really interested in dating anyone right now- too busy. I would say most of the action I've gotten is with hepped up on goofballs girls. When I go to gay bars, I only get hit up by girls I'm not interested in. I'm not picky, but I've still got my own standards. It's just hard meeting someone kind of on the same level.

The hot girls I have been talking to like I said before talk big, but don't deliver. I've also been in situations where a girl comes on to me and when I actually follow through and it comes down to it, they'll say something like "UM OMG ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS?" and it's obvious that we are no longer on the same page.

by **gregor samsa** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:50 pm

Seatbelts wrote:

that just happened

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:50 pm

Seatbelts wrote:

This!

by **bananas!** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:57 pm

Where in California do you live?

Website · by **jesse.** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:58 pm

0utofit wrote:When I go to gay bars, I only get hit up by girls I'm not interested in. I'm not picky, but I've still got my own standards. It's just hard meeting someone kind of on the same level.

this. it's disappointing to say the least, but at the same time i'm too shy to talk to anyone for that precise reason. ah well

carey's a mega super babe.

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:58 pm

s. wrote:Where in California do you live?

I kind of stay everywhere to be honest. I live on the road and bounce all over visiting friends. My main area is southern CA though.

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:02 pm

There was this bangin' girl working at Dollar Tree by my house. I had no idea if she was into girls or not, but I wrote my number on a piece of paper with my name and wrote "I don't know if you're into girls at all, but I think you're very pretty." I gave it to her and left. That's not how I would really pick up on a girl, but I was hepped up on goofballs and figured it was worth a shot.

She ended up texting me, saying she had a boyfriend but she wanted to hangout sometime. I ended up going shopping with her and her friend and it was kind of weird. They all wanted to drink together but she kept buying stuff for her boyfriend and telling me about how she was a Suicide Girl. I ended up leaving because I just felt like it was a weird situation.

I avoid Dollar Tree now.

by **bananas!** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:06 pm

0utofit wrote:
s. wrote:Where in California do you live?

I kind of stay everywhere to be honest. I live on the road and bounce all over visiting friends. My main area is southern CA though.

1. The Abbey bar in west Hollywood on a busy night.. Even if you just want to use their bathroom, it's like a conga line of people grinding against you while you struggle to get through the crowd
2. The Gossip Grill in hillcrest
3. Look for a gay group in your area on meetup.com .. If nothing immediate, I'm sure you'd be able to network a little and eventually start hookingup. This would actually be my main recommendation

Website · by **jesse.** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:08 pm

s. wrote:
0utofit wrote:
s. wrote:Where in California do you live?

I kind of stay everywhere to be honest. I live on the road and bounce all over visiting friends. My main area is southern CA though.

1. The Abbey bar in west Hollywood on a busy night.. Even if you just want to use their bathroom, it's like a conga line of people grinding against you while you struggle to get through the crowd
2. The Gossip Grill in hillcrest
3. Look for a gay group in your area on meetup.com .. If nothing immediate, I'm sure you'd be able to network a little and eventually start hookingup. This would actually be my main recommendation

WOULD TOTALLY PARTY WITH. :smt002

by **Seatbelts** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:08 pm

0utofit wrote:There was this bangin' girl working at Dollar Tree by my house. I had no idea if she was into girls or not, but I wrote my number on a piece of paper with my name and wrote "I don't know if you're into girls at all, but I think you're very pretty." I gave it to her and left. That's not how I would really pick up on a girl, but I was hepped up on goofballs and figured it was worth a shot.

She ended up texting me, saying she had a boyfriend but she wanted to hangout sometime. I ended up going shopping with her and her friend and it was kind of weird. They all wanted to drink together but she kept buying stuff for her boyfriend and telling me about how she was a Suicide Girl. I ended up leaving because I just felt like it was a weird situation.

I avoid Dollar Tree now.

you fucked up cuz Dollar Tree is the best store on earth. So not only do you lose out on a potential hookup, you cant buy knockoff cleaning supplies or 2 pound bags of pasta for a buck each. womp womp.

by **0utofit** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:09 pm

Seatbelts wrote:
0utofit wrote:There was this bangin' girl working at Dollar Tree by my house. I had no idea if she was into girls or not, but I wrote my number on a piece of paper with my name and wrote "I don't know if you're into girls at all, but I think you're very pretty." I gave it to her and left. That's not how I would really pick up on a girl, but I was hepped up on goofballs and figured it was worth a shot.

She ended up texting me, saying she had a boyfriend but she wanted to hangout sometime. I ended up going shopping with her and her friend and it was kind of weird. They all wanted to drink together but she kept buying stuff for her boyfriend and telling me about how she was a Suicide Girl. I ended up leaving because I just felt like it was a weird situation.

I avoid Dollar Tree now.

you fucked up cuz Dollar Tree is the best store on earth. So not only do you lose out on a potential hookup, you cant buy knockoff cleaning supplies or 2 pound bags of pasta for a buck each. womp womp.

RIGHT? Every time I drive by I just go "FUUUUUUCK" :smt013

by **Giant Mechanical Brain** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:10 pm

Try your local church prayer group.

by **sycamore trees** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:11 pm

i really really want to be in a 3way relationship with 2 girls... them being in love as well is part of the fantasy...

im weird whatever

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