Ten years of the B9 board this month.

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Postby Israel B. » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:05 am

I know I made a similar thread a while back, but it's upon us.

Oct 2002-Oct 2012
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Postby silence » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:08 am

rip
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Postby nine years later » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:09 am

6 days til i can finally say nine years later.
i think i'll quit at 40. which means you're all stuck with me for 9 more.
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Postby Jeremey » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:10 am

I swear there was a version of the board for around a year before the Oct 2002 one. Am I remembering incorrectly?
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Postby gary from teen mom » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:10 am

9 fucking years of my life.

Never forget Gary.
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Postby worldxdownfall » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:11 am

I've wasted far too much of my life on here.
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Postby Worship » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:13 am

someone make keychains
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Postby Worship » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:14 am

nine years later wrote:6 days til i can finally say nine years later.
i think i'll quit at 40. which means you're all stuck with me for 9 more.

was going to make a thread about this later in the week, BUT NOW ITS RUINED
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Postby 9999dmg » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:15 am

I've spent half of that time here. I don't care, really.
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Postby Giant Mechanical Brain » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:17 am

Jeremey wrote:I swear there was a version of the board for around a year before the Oct 2002 one. Am I remembering incorrectly?


no i seem to remember that too. it was more of like how the deathwish board used to be.
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Postby jason. » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:18 am

6 years this month. Just a reminder of how little I've accomplished in that time.
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:20 am

attn: jesse and negroP
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Postby dudeman » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:22 am

9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010
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Postby pushthepavement » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:23 am

nine years later wrote:6 days til i can finally say nine years later.
i think i'll quit at 40. which means you're all stuck with me for 9 more.

based on your dietary habits, you're not making it to 40.
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Postby silence » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:23 am

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Postby nine years later » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:24 am

pushthepavement wrote:
nine years later wrote:6 days til i can finally say nine years later.
i think i'll quit at 40. which means you're all stuck with me for 9 more.

based on your dietary habits, you're not making it to 40.

Man, you are in love with me. Are you hot and rich? Wanna get married?
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Postby avrinder » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:41 am

Haha. 10 years here as well. Damn
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Postby Matt Murder » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:43 am

Ban all the 2012 posters as part of the celebration.
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Postby spickly » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:44 am

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Postby i was so heavy man » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:06 am

dudeman wrote:9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010


My greatest regret.
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Postby xtimx » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:14 am

i was so heavy man wrote:
dudeman wrote:9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010


My greatest regret.


POST THE POLICE REPORT
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:17 am

xtimx wrote:
i was so heavy man wrote:
dudeman wrote:9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010


My greatest regret.


POST THE POLICE REPORT


Can't. It's currently tied up at the moment
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Postby Bob Sagat » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:20 am

The OG posters should do something crazy to celebrate

like get together and play Russian Roulette and put it on webcam for all of us to see and jerk off to.
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Postby krujones » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:22 am

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:
xtimx wrote:
i was so heavy man wrote:
dudeman wrote:9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010


My greatest regret.


POST THE POLICE REPORT


Can't. It's currently tied up at the moment


:rimshot
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Postby Danielc » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:33 am

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Postby kepp » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:36 am

Will there be an olympic ceremony? Keira in a sailor outfit, Cassandra in Bondage, and Gary on a throne.
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Postby xtimx » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:38 am

Post counts got reset????
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Postby nine years later » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:39 am

xtimx wrote:Post counts got reset????

i wish this could happen again.
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Postby xtimx » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:40 am

nine years later wrote:
xtimx wrote:Post counts got reset????

i wish this could happen again.


Me too.
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:40 am

kepp wrote:Will there be an olympic ceremony? Keira in a sailor outfit, Cassandra in Bondage, and Gary on a throne.



MMMRice in a ceremonial diaper
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Postby Worship » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:40 am

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:
xtimx wrote:
i was so heavy man wrote:
dudeman wrote:9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010


My greatest regret.


POST THE POLICE REPORT


Can't. It's currently tied up at the moment

:smt005 :smt005


who flew out to bang cassandra, or flew her out to him? kylie?
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Postby xtimx » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:41 am

Mike Ford will be standing on the podium, but that's only so he can reach his keyboard.
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Postby Nerdario » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:44 am

Posting to see date. This was my first account.
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Postby Nerdario » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:46 am

Couldn't remember if I was originally 02 or 03. It appear I have a year before my decade celebration.

I think I will probably resurrect this username.
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Postby Giant Mechanical Brain » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:47 am

Worship wrote:
Boner In Sweatpants wrote:
xtimx wrote:
i was so heavy man wrote:
dudeman wrote:9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010


My greatest regret.


POST THE POLICE REPORT


Can't. It's currently tied up at the moment

:smt005 :smt005


who flew out to bang cassandra, or flew her out to him? kylie?


it was that courage crew dude that posted on here for awhile. Then he threatened to beat me up because right after it happened I axeed if beastiality was legal in whatever state he was from.
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Postby Giant Mechanical Brain » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:48 am

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:
kepp wrote:Will there be an olympic ceremony? Keira in a sailor outfit, Cassandra in Bondage, and Gary on a throne.



MMMRice in a ceremonial diaper


there was some other super hot asian chick that was on here when it first came around. i can't remember her name but she did send me pictures of her in lingerie.
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Postby eeric » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:48 am

sigh
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Postby Worship » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:51 am

Giant Mechanical Brain wrote:it was that courage crew dude that posted on here for awhile. Then he threatened to beat me up because right after it happened I axeed if beastiality was legal in whatever state he was from.

one of my favorite poll threads ever was "what color do you think cassandras vaginal secretions are"
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Postby TerrorThatFlapsInTheNight » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:51 am

jeeze everyone used to haha, that always gets them! at things like this :smt012
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Postby nine years later » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:52 am

Giant Mechanical Brain wrote:it was that courage crew dude that posted on here for awhile. Then he threatened to beat me up because right after it happened I axeed if beastiality was legal in whatever state he was from.

:smt005 did she have to complete an obstacle course before sleeping with him?
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Postby hunter » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:52 am

and now i will never be the same again. fuck
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Postby i was so heavy man » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:53 am

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:
xtimx wrote:
i was so heavy man wrote:
dudeman wrote:9 years on this thing and I still didn't bang Cassandra :smt010


My greatest regret.


POST THE POLICE REPORT


Can't. It's currently tied up at the moment



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Postby hunter » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:53 am

nine years later wrote:
Giant Mechanical Brain wrote:it was that courage crew dude that posted on here for awhile. Then he threatened to beat me up because right after it happened I axeed if beastiality was legal in whatever state he was from.

:smt005 did she have to complete an obstacle course before sleeping with him?


pretty sure it was chris. i think that is his name.
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Postby Worship » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:54 am

nine years later wrote:
Giant Mechanical Brain wrote:it was that courage crew dude that posted on here for awhile. Then he threatened to beat me up because right after it happened I axeed if beastiality was legal in whatever state he was from.

:smt005 did she have to complete an obstacle course before sleeping with him?

tim was relentless with the obstacle course jokes during this period
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Postby hunter » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:54 am

and that's how dudes get stabbed
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Postby nine years later » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:56 am

Terrorflapsinthenight can you please put that in a spoiler since I'm tryna read this shit at work
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Postby krujones » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:59 am

That was entirely uncalled for
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Postby dudeman » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:00 pm

can someone put together a "best of" for each year?
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Postby nine years later » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:01 pm

hunter wrote:
nine years later wrote:
Giant Mechanical Brain wrote:it was that courage crew dude that posted on here for awhile. Then he threatened to beat me up because right after it happened I axeed if beastiality was legal in whatever state he was from.

:smt005 did she have to complete an obstacle course before sleeping with him?


pretty sure it was chris. i think that is his name.

Yeah. He was always cool to me. The clowning on this board is priceless though.
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Postby xtimx » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:01 pm

Oh great Obama just went down 14 points in the polls.
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