Getting laid of Okcupid v 2.0

by **bertgoestocollege** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:56 pm

RIP Original Thread

by **gregor samsa** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:56 pm

b9 spring cleaning in full effect

by **conradmurray** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:57 pm

Did someone take the other thread of the board?

by **bert2** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:57 pm

Redid my profile. Still no skeeze up on deez nuts. For shame. For shame.

by **deleted scenes** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:57 pm

WHAT THE FUCK?

NOOOOOOOOOO

by **bertgoestocollege** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:57 pm

bert2 wrote:Redid my profile. Still no skeeze up on deez nuts. For shame. For shame.

Post it brah.

by **heinous** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:57 pm

It got deleted?

by **deleted scenes** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:58 pm

Goddammit, at least fix the title...

by **gregor samsa** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:58 pm

conradmurray wrote:Did someone take the other thread of the board?

i imagine it takes up bandwidth or something to have multiple 100+ page threads on the board. back on topic

has anyone used howaboutwe.com ?

by **bert2** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:59 pm

bertgoestocollege wrote:
bert2 wrote:Redid my profile. Still no skeeze up on deez nuts. For shame. For shame.

Post it brah.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/tac_gib

by **Worship** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:59 pm

ok now i can ask, since this is a 1 page thread again. are you guys actually using okcupid to bang random people? or was it just a group chat thread?

by **bert2** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:01 pm

Worship wrote:ok now i can ask, since this is a 1 page thread again. are you guys actually using okcupid to bang random people? or was it just a group chat thread?

Last I could tell, it was 200+ pages of fuckin eses saying "awww man, all the girls I like live in Dirjfuckistan!" and "No one responds to me" and girls saying "ugh, I have soooooooooooo many messages!" and other girls saying "SUNSHINE!" to those posts.

by **gregor samsa** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:02 pm

Worship wrote:ok now i can ask, since this is a 1 page thread again. are you guys actually using okcupid to bang random people? or was it just a group chat thread?

group chat about our failures and successes around online dating. some people got sexed up but i certainly haven't

by **The_Harsh_Truth** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:03 pm

bert2 wrote:
Worship wrote:ok now i can ask, since this is a 1 page thread again. are you guys actually using okcupid to bang random people? or was it just a group chat thread?

Last I could tell, it was 200+ pages of fuckin eses saying "awww man, all the girls I like live in Dirjfuckistan!" and "No one responds to me" and girls saying "ugh, I have soooooooooooo many messages!" and other girls saying "SUNSHINE!" to those posts.

Precisely. I loved it.

by **Alex K.** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:05 pm

deleted scenes wrote:Goddammit, at least fix the title...

How dare you.

by **bertgoestocollege** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:06 pm

deleted scenes wrote:Goddammit, at least fix the title...

LOL

Worship wrote:ok now i can ask, since this is a 1 page thread again. are you guys actually using okcupid to bang random people? or was it just a group chat thread?

We're all on OKCupid, with various degrees of success. I've gone on a couple of dates and I usually don't put much effort into a second meeting because the girls in my area haven't been too interesting.

bert2 wrote:
bertgoestocollege wrote:
bert2 wrote:Redid my profile. Still no skeeze up on deez nuts. For shame. For shame.

Post it brah.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/tac_gib

Look at this nice guy. Get it, ladies.

I had some trouble deciding which pictures to use because I stopped taking this site seriously a long time ago, but didn't want to make the venture totally hopeless by posting a picture that would reveal how weird I am up front.

by **bert2** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:12 pm

bertgoestocollege wrote:I had some trouble deciding which pictures to use because I stopped taking this site seriously a long time ago, but didn't want to make the venture totally hopeless by posting a picture that would reveal how weird I am up front.

Just make them seem like you are unique, but serious. Doi.

by **HandsomeRob** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:16 pm

bert2 wrote:
Worship wrote:ok now i can ask, since this is a 1 page thread again. are you guys actually using okcupid to bang random people? or was it just a group chat thread?

Last I could tell, it was 200+ pages of fuckin eses saying "awww man, all the girls I like live in Dirjfuckistan!" and "No one responds to me" and girls saying "ugh, I have soooooooooooo many messages!" and other girls saying "SUNSHINE!" to those posts.

yeah i'd say that's pretty damn spot on haha.

ladies, tell me what the hell i'm doing wrong!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/hands0merob

by **HandsomeRob** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:18 pm

WHY THE HELL ARE WE ALL NAMED ROB?????

by **Lobsterdog** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:19 pm

Toasting in a once epic bread.

by **deleted scenes** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:19 pm

I'm in the planning stages of a new dating site for masochists. It's called WeIgnoreYou.com

You make a profile, and then the site suggests other profiles to you based on questions you answer. These profiles are not actual people, but pairings of attractive photos with opinions and interests complementary to your own. You are encouraged to send messages, but the profiles constructed by the site will only reply to approximately 1 of every 25 messages you send. About every 100 messages, one of the profiles will "make plans" with you, only to cease contact before firm plans have been established. There is also a premium version where the profiles will actually tell you where and when to meet and then stand you up; some of these will, ostensibly for the purpose of casual sex, even lead to you their home address which turns out to be a condemned building or gay bathhouse.

I think it's a good business model. I'm just afraid it might be too similar to the other dating sites out there. But I think what it really has going for it is the higher reply rate compared to all the others.

by **bert2** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:20 pm

HandsomeRob wrote:WHY THE HELL ARE WE ALL NAMED ROB?????

And you're handsome no less. A paradox.

Website · by **jesse.** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:22 pm

WTF. oh well.

i just posted it like 3 days ago but my username is nineshocks.

by **bertgoestocollege** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:23 pm

HandsomeRob wrote:WHY THE HELL ARE WE ALL NAMED ROB?????

Good name. :smt004

by **BlackMario** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:31 pm

Haha, I swear the thread was deleted right after I posted. Welp.

by **Away_Team** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:37 pm

RIP old thread. So many funny posts, gone forever.

by **bertgoestocollege** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:39 pm

Good thing I saved the one that mattered most:

by **but is she thick doe** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:41 pm

i'm glad the title still says "of"

by **Philcore?** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:28 pm

gregor samsa wrote:
conradmurray wrote:Did someone take the other thread of the board?

i imagine it takes up bandwidth or something to have multiple 100+ page threads on the board. back on topic

has anyone used howaboutwe.com ?

well, when I signed up for iwouldbangyou.com there was only one girl in all of Gainesville, and like 6 guys. Somehow I doubt this one will be any better.

Years ago I met one of the most awesome girls ever on IILWY.com but it didn't work out, and now that site doesn't exist.

I think maybe I need to overhaul my OKC profile, but I don't really know where to start and I don't have many photos to work with.

by **Lobsterdog** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:34 pm

ughhhhhhh

dear beautiful shorthaired girl who lurked me, why must you have a boyfriend

by **Samizdat** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:45 pm

A new day, a new thread, still not getting laid of OkCupid.

by **ooGracie** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:04 pm

bertgoestocollege wrote:Good thing I saved the one that mattered most:

[resize]http://i43.tinypic.com/f27aye.png,200[/resize]

He messaged me again last week!!!

by **ooGracie** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:06 pm

wow that is huge. my b

by **bertgoestocollege** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:06 pm

Oh my god...

by **markus aurelius** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:15 pm

deleted scenes wrote:I'm in the planning stages of a new dating site for masochists. It's called WeIgnoreYou.com

You make a profile, and then the site suggests other profiles to you based on questions you answer. These profiles are not actual people, but pairings of attractive photos with opinions and interests complementary to your own. You are encouraged to send messages, but the profiles constructed by the site will only reply to approximately 1 of every 25 messages you send. About every 100 messages, one of the profiles will "make plans" with you, only to cease contact before firm plans have been established. There is also a premium version where the profiles will actually tell you where and when to meet and then stand you up; some of these will, ostensibly for the purpose of casual sex, even lead to you their home address which turns out to be a condemned building or gay bathhouse.

I think it's a good business model. I'm just afraid it might be too similar to the other dating sites out there. But I think what it really has going for it is the higher reply rate compared to all the others.

Sign me up.

I mentioned in the old thread that I want to start a website for people sick of dating websites, called struckmatch.com. You make a profile, but you don't meet anyone - it's just a list of links to porn, depressing or noisy music downloads, and Pizza Hut's online ordering page.

by **BlackMario** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:20 pm

^
Genius.

by **denimvest** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:24 pm

so...
this chick i met off okc (which we both deleted), who lives in huntington beach, weve been texting all day everyday for the last few weeks, skyping like 6 hours most nights.
tomorrow i fly in and meeting her.
we booked a hotel. i dont know how i could fuck this up but i hope to god i dont.

by **Natural Order** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:24 pm

by **Samizdat** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:29 pm

markus aurelius wrote:
deleted scenes wrote:I'm in the planning stages of a new dating site for masochists. It's called WeIgnoreYou.com

You make a profile, and then the site suggests other profiles to you based on questions you answer. These profiles are not actual people, but pairings of attractive photos with opinions and interests complementary to your own. You are encouraged to send messages, but the profiles constructed by the site will only reply to approximately 1 of every 25 messages you send. About every 100 messages, one of the profiles will "make plans" with you, only to cease contact before firm plans have been established. There is also a premium version where the profiles will actually tell you where and when to meet and then stand you up; some of these will, ostensibly for the purpose of casual sex, even lead to you their home address which turns out to be a condemned building or gay bathhouse.

I think it's a good business model. I'm just afraid it might be too similar to the other dating sites out there. But I think what it really has going for it is the higher reply rate compared to all the others.

Sign me up.

I mentioned in the old thread that I want to start a website for people sick of dating websites, called struckmatch.com. You make a profile, but you don't meet anyone - it's just a list of links to porn, depressing or noisy music downloads, and Pizza Hut's online ordering page.

If you include some .gifs of flaming skulls, you'll have exactly approximated my old MySpace profile.

by **Lobsterdog** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:32 pm

denimvest wrote:so...
this chick i met off okc (which we both deleted), who lives in huntington beach, weve been texting all day everyday for the last few weeks, skyping like 6 hours most nights.
tomorrow i fly in and meeting her.
we booked a hotel. i dont know how i could fuck this up but i hope to god i dont.

god speed, try not to get murdered.

by **denimvest** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:33 pm

also, im not flying just to see her.
i am getting tattooed in la, and lurked profiles down there to bang.
and ended up connecting with a smokeshow

by **denimvest** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:34 pm

also, im not flying just to see her.
i am getting tattooed in la, and lurked profiles down there to bang.
and ended up connecting with a smokeshow

by **Philcore?** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:48 pm

this is weird. A ton of the questions I answered were way back before you even had the option of making them public, so they were private by default, and sometimes as I'm comparing questions, I click to make them public. So far so good.

There is one question. "Do you believe contraception is morally wrong?" Every single time I try to make the question public, I click the button, and nothing happens. And I can't see their answer to a question unless I've answered it publicly. I NEED TO KNOW HOW GIRLS FEEL ABOUT THIS.

by **some of them are sandwich** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:48 pm

conradmurray wrote:Did someone take the other thread of the board?

I really hope this was intentional.

by **bertgoestocollege** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:55 pm

Philcore? wrote:There is one question. "Do you believe contraception is morally wrong?" Every single time I try to make the question public, I click the button, and nothing happens. And I can't see their answer to a question unless I've answered it publicly. I NEED TO KNOW HOW GIRLS FEEL ABOUT THIS.

Try to skip the question so it removes your answer, then answer it again.

That is probably in the 5 most important questions on that website. Saying "no" doesn't say a lot, but saying "yes" guarantees that you are a total kook.

by **Destructioneer** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:02 am

I need to revamp my profile. I also haven't been checking at all because I've been pursuing girls in classes (REAL HOT GIRL IN MY CLASS WHAT SHOULD I SAY LOLOLOLOL).

by **bertgoestocollege** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:15 am

Changed my location to Florida. Already getting lurked.

I'm glad that personality tab exists so I can get the gist of someone's answers without having to browse specifics. I'm way more sex-driven than straight 22 year old men, who I've always assumed were really sex-driven to begin with. /horndawgz

by **bertgoestocollege** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:16 am

Changed my location to Florida. Already getting lurked.

I'm glad that personality tab exists so I can get the gist of someone's answers without having browsing specifics. I'm way more sex-driven than straight 22 year old men, who I've always assumed were really sex-driven to begin with. /horndawgz

by **Karl X Beyond** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:24 am

old thread had some good lols.

by **moulan yan** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:51 am

This stud messaged me the other day.

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