My Girlfriend Lives As A Toddler

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Postby shadysands » Thu May 17, 2018 8:36 pm

I made it to 17 seconds...

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Postby nerd eater » Thu May 17, 2018 8:42 pm

I made it 2:30 but want to die
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Postby gravity » Thu May 17, 2018 8:49 pm

The fuck is this shit?
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Postby krujones » Thu May 17, 2018 8:54 pm

Her boyfriend is definitely not a pedo
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Postby yiffcore » Thu May 17, 2018 8:55 pm

krujones wrote:Her boyfriend is definitely not a pedo


definitely not with his whole dorko hipster look.
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Thu May 17, 2018 9:04 pm

How do you think they spice up their sex life? Hearing "fuck me daddy" 500x every time they have sex must get really dull.
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Postby Metalfaced_DOOM » Thu May 17, 2018 9:17 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:How do you think they spice up their sex life? Hearing "fuck me daddy" 500x every time they have sex must get really dull.


Reminds me of the duder on here that got “bored of anal”.

Fuck y’all
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Postby taylorm » Thu May 17, 2018 9:40 pm

Just sent this video to my ex and said "this could be us but you playin."
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu May 17, 2018 10:08 pm

white people
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Thu May 17, 2018 10:09 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:white people

shut up, daddy
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Postby SomeTribe » Thu May 17, 2018 10:09 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:How do you think they spice up their sex life? Hearing "fuck me daddy" 500x every time they have sex must get really dull.


"Fuck me dad" is a lil spicier.
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Postby othernewest1 » Thu May 17, 2018 10:15 pm

SomeTribe wrote:
Lil Meatsauce wrote:How do you think they spice up their sex life? Hearing "fuck me daddy" 500x every time they have sex must get really dull.


"Fuck my dad" is a lil spicier.
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Postby ass eyes » Thu May 17, 2018 10:25 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:white people
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Postby littlewave » Thu May 17, 2018 11:34 pm

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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Fri May 18, 2018 4:33 am

There's an 11 year age difference between them before this weird shit. Dude definitely is not a pedo in any way.
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Postby !azzip » Fri May 18, 2018 4:39 am

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck alla this
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Postby 198d__ » Fri May 18, 2018 4:46 am

What b9 user is this?
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Postby !azzip » Fri May 18, 2018 7:19 am

Worship
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri May 18, 2018 7:31 am

bout to get DYPE DYPE knuck tats
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Postby !azzip » Fri May 18, 2018 7:52 am

DYPE LYFE



MAI DYPE
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Postby osully55 » Fri May 18, 2018 8:03 am

damn this girl is missing a lot of teeth. that some serious dedication to the part
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Postby creativexcover » Fri May 18, 2018 8:13 am

198d__ wrote:What b9 user is this?

chugging_pus
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Postby Worship » Fri May 18, 2018 8:19 am

made it 15 seconds. baby talk like that is 10000000000000000% unbearable
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Postby Worship » Fri May 18, 2018 8:19 am

this fuckin asshole is 31
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Postby shadysands » Fri May 18, 2018 9:28 am

The baby talk makes my stomach churn haha. So uncomfortable
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri May 18, 2018 9:48 am

no doubt this girl says "i made poopy"
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Postby taylorm » Fri May 18, 2018 9:49 am

Lil Meatsauce wrote:no doubt this girl says "i made poopy"

Kind of implied.
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Postby Frederik » Fri May 18, 2018 9:49 am

One of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched. ugh.
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Postby lala fuck you » Fri May 18, 2018 9:57 am

100% the dude claimed edge at 21
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Postby taylorm » Fri May 18, 2018 9:57 am

Is he wearing a Pianos Become The Teeth shirt?
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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Fri May 18, 2018 10:50 am

lala fuck you wrote:100% the dude claimed edge at 21


and this girl will do the same in a year. kids shouldn't drink.
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Postby Brahskolnikov » Fri May 18, 2018 11:09 am

Just the still for the video weirds me out. I try not to kink shame people, but that stop ends at adult infantilism.
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Postby emacs » Fri May 18, 2018 11:31 am

i can't bring myself to watch any of this
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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Fri May 18, 2018 11:34 am

Brahskolnikov wrote:Just the still for the video weirds me out. I try not to kink shame people, but that stop ends at adult infantilism.


where do furries fall in your kink shame rankings?
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Postby Brahskolnikov » Fri May 18, 2018 11:51 am

xXxBretWeedxXx wrote:
Brahskolnikov wrote:Just the still for the video weirds me out. I try not to kink shame people, but that stop ends at adult infantilism.


where do furries fall in your kink shame rankings?


Weird as fuck, but there's not like a latent pedo vibe I get from stuff like this.
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Postby Worship » Fri May 18, 2018 11:57 am

Sometimes it sok to make people feel bad, and furry and toddler fets are two of those times
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri May 18, 2018 1:51 pm

they look like brothers.
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Postby naked reagan » Fri May 18, 2018 2:33 pm

xXxBretWeedxXx wrote:
Brahskolnikov wrote:Just the still for the video weirds me out. I try not to kink shame people, but that stop ends at adult infantilism.


where do furries fall in your kink shame rankings?


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Postby !azzip » Fri May 18, 2018 3:22 pm

naked reagan wrote:
xXxBretWeedxXx wrote:
Brahskolnikov wrote:Just the still for the video weirds me out. I try not to kink shame people, but that stop ends at adult infantilism.


where do furries fall in your kink shame rankings?


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Postby macho insecurity » Fri May 18, 2018 4:16 pm

lol at "kink shaming"

give me a break
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Postby judge smails » Fri May 18, 2018 5:25 pm

What if my kink IS being shamed?
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Postby mintberrycrunch » Fri May 18, 2018 6:11 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:they look like brothers.
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Postby futureworldcitizen » Fri May 18, 2018 8:15 pm

mintberrycrunch wrote:
Lil Meatsauce wrote:they look like brothers.

Hahaha
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Postby master sleeper » Fri May 18, 2018 11:44 pm

dude is the same age as me...i mean dating a 20 year old isnt necessarily that crazy...but one that acts like a 5 year old...they def have my little pony opinions
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Postby master sleeper » Fri May 18, 2018 11:51 pm

i mean i guess "you do you" and whatnot
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Sat May 19, 2018 12:22 am

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Postby taylorm » Sat May 19, 2018 1:17 am

master sleeper wrote:dude is the same age as me...i mean dating a 20 year old isnt necessarily that crazy...but one that acts like a 5 year old...they def have my little pony opinions

My Little ‘pinions.
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Postby Alex 2K » Sat May 19, 2018 4:41 am

As My Father Lives, My Father
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Postby Worship » Sat May 19, 2018 6:15 am

Do they realize that five year olds only act that way bc they have underdeveloped brains????
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