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Postby taylorm » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:48 am

[Wojnarowsk] Gregg Popovich not expected to coach the Spurs beyond the 2020 Olympics

Edit: Report was a fake Woj account. Go about yer business.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:52 am

I'm pouring out some of my Topo Chico as I type this.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:53 am

Also I don't see that on his Twitter so what?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:55 am

three posts, taylor m, you've been fake woj'd pimp
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Postby Yosupbro » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:02 am

Taylor just got farted on
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:03 am

your butt has let out stink
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Postby taylorm » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:28 am

My b, b.
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Postby ernest787 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:37 am

the WOJ report all looks like pure speculation. I respect WOJ but he has seemed to have fallen off since joining the world wide leader.
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Postby Yosupbro » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:02 pm

Speculation from a fake account. Correct
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Postby taylorm » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:56 pm

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/ ... agency-nba

The type of shit ESPN wastes money on...
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Postby James k » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:51 pm

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:52 pm

San antonio doesn't even have the best tacos...

They prolly didn't even pay for those mockups from marketing interns.
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:45 pm

dank wrote:San antonio doesn't even have the best tacos...

They prolly didn't even pay for those mockups from marketing interns.


San Antonio is like the Cedar Rapids of Texas. Basic ass vanilla town.
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Postby lord glamorous » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:08 pm

San Antonio is the Alamo and a piss soaked rag of a town.

And fuck the Alamo.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:18 am

If they like his medicals it looks like the Kings will take Michael Porter Jr.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:16 am

Watch Doncic fall out of the top 5.
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Postby krujones » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:17 am

Very Kingsy move
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Postby Daytona 500 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:21 am

I figured Porter would be the move the Cavs would make if they kept the pick. If LeBron leaves and Porter misses a year then you're probably getting a top 3 pick again next year.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:22 am

Deandre Jordan is gonna rob a team of way too much money this offseason, yeah?
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:24 am

fred durst wrote:Deandre Jordan is gonna rob a team of way too much money this offseason, yeah?

If by “team” you mean “Dallas”, sure.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:25 am

shithead wrote:Watch Doncic fall out of the top 5.

He'll end up in Orlando and not be heard of again until the magic move him in a trade the whole world agrees they lost.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:27 am

I just hope Zhaire Smith falls to the Spurs, although it’s looking highly unlikely.
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Postby Queefer Sutherland » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:29 am

Zhaire is such a freak. He sort of reminds me of a much more athletic Avery Bradley.

I really like Donte DiVincenzo's game. I hope Hawks take him at 19, but I could see him going late lottery.
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Postby iamcomo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:55 am

Anyone talking about the Kyrie stuff? Dude has been a little dodgy when asked if he'd commit long term. Apparently he's surfaced in some trade talks. Maybe because we're entertaining bringing in LeBron?
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Postby Lobsterdog » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:04 am

Kyrie would lose like 80-90 million dollars if he signed an extension now so obviously he's not gonna talk about staying yet.
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Postby iamcomo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:07 am

He can still verbally commit, though? KD did so even though he's opting out to maximize his salary next year at GS.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:08 am

I say fuck it, let him leave or trade him, honestly. If LeBron wants to come to Boston, more power to him. No skin off my nose either way.
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Postby iamcomo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:11 am

Then we need a new starting PG. And don't say Rozier.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:12 am

iamcomo wrote:Then we need a new starting PG. And don't say Rozier.

I'm not even kidding when I say bring Rondo back.
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Postby iamcomo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:17 am

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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:18 am

8/8/4 and 1 steal per game in just over 25 MPG. Give him all those young talented offensive players on Boston's roster and he'd look like a fringe All Star again.

If LeBron came I'd imagine them butting heads though.
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Postby iamcomo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:19 am

Fuck I hate the huge egos in the NBA. A star player dictating what the team does with personnel almost never happens outside of this league.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:24 am

It's actually awesome that the players control the league. It sure beats some shithead like Chip Kelly cutting players because he made up some kind of gang affiliation.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:25 am

What if this meeting that's going on between Pop/Kawhi/Duncan is actually Pop telling Kawhi "hey, we've got a hush-hush verbal commitment from LeBron, so stick with us"?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:37 pm

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Postby krujones » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:43 pm

what the fuck is that
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:44 pm

That's a man who needs to accept that he's balding.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:02 pm

fred durst wrote:That's a man who needs to accept that he's bald.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:10 pm

Whatever you do, don't feed him after midnight.
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Postby ROBOTCOP » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:10 pm

That’s one unsightly ass dude. Hell look great in Orange and Blue next year
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:12 pm

ROBOTCOP wrote:That’s one unsightly ass dude. Hell look great in Orange and Blue next year

The knicks ever have a player where the piping just blends in with their skin tone?
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:23 pm

I'm going to laugh so hard if LeBron stays in Cleveland and one of his demands to re-sign is Cleveland trading Kevin Love straight up for Carmelo Anthony.

Does that seem like a realistic dark timeline to anybody else? Westbrook/Love reunite and relive their college days and LeBron gets his little buddy to play with. Maybe try and push Jordan Clarkson into the deal if the Thunder really want Love to put alongside Westbrook.
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Postby ROBOTCOP » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:27 pm

Best I could find

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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:29 pm

Pasta Primo!
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:39 pm

ROBOTCOP wrote:Best I could find

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The soundtrack never fails to go off when I see that picture.
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Postby ROBOTCOP » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:57 pm

dank wrote:
ROBOTCOP wrote:Best I could find

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The soundtrack never fails to go off when I see that picture.
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Song was absolutely playing in my head while I both googled and posted this pic thanks to this video
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Postby taylorm » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:17 pm

There's a report that the Mavs would be willing to take back a shit contract in exchange for a top 10 pick. Memphis is apparently interested.
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