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Postby macho insecurity » Sun May 06, 2018 11:44 am

the sound of someone shoving popcorn in their mouth during a movie

when someone takes way too long to open that bag of chips

the squeak of a dry erase marker on a whiteboard

the sound of soup slurping
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Postby silence » Sun May 06, 2018 11:51 am

people with long nails typing on their phones
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Postby donnie_d3 » Sun May 06, 2018 12:03 pm

my tinnitus
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Postby !azzip » Sun May 06, 2018 12:30 pm

People’s text notifications especially when they’re holding their goddamn phone and texting
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Sun May 06, 2018 12:39 pm

My nagging bitch wife
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Postby jonsetsfire » Sun May 06, 2018 12:43 pm

donnie_d3 wrote:my tinnitus

Same!

fred durst's nagging bitch wife.

Any noise at ALL during a movie. Especially popcorn and candy bag rustling. Get that shit ready during an action sequence, not a quiet monologue, fucking pleeb.

The ticking from my direct injection motor. Always makes me think I don't have enough oil in.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sun May 06, 2018 1:19 pm

Any attempts to start verbal communication with me.

Laughter.

Any noise or sound produced by children.
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Postby DarkMatter » Sun May 06, 2018 1:30 pm

Any mouth noise really
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Postby jesper » Sun May 06, 2018 2:12 pm

donnie_d3 wrote:my tinnitus


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Postby StayCruel1212 » Sun May 06, 2018 2:24 pm

Mostly birds but literally anything when I'm trying to sleep besides my fan.
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Postby futureworldcitizen » Sun May 06, 2018 2:43 pm

Children.
Motorcycles.
Lawnmowers.
Talking over music.
Talking over movies.
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Postby gold soundz » Sun May 06, 2018 2:45 pm

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Postby RouletteSyndrome » Sun May 06, 2018 2:54 pm

The hum of fluorescent lights
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Postby Pro High Fiver » Sun May 06, 2018 4:10 pm

the sound when you have to pull your card out from the chip reader
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Postby WeDealInLead » Sun May 06, 2018 4:56 pm

DarkMatter wrote:Any mouth noise really


My brother's father in-law smacks his lips so fucking loudly that it makes me physically uncomfortable. I will do everything possible to avoid a family function if I know he's going to be there. I have -- and will again -- work on my day off just to avoid attending.
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Postby oldorder » Sun May 06, 2018 5:12 pm

Leaf blowers
Car alarms
The spraying of my ex-roommates axe body spray, I tried to specifically time being in the bathroom pretending to use it right before he would go to work on Sundays so he wouldn't get to spray it and stink up the entire apartment.
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Postby rowdiedondown » Sun May 06, 2018 5:39 pm

The whirring noise electronics make. Former roommate would leave her Xbox running 247, despite rarely using it
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Postby rowdiedondown » Sun May 06, 2018 5:40 pm

Pro High Fiver wrote:the sound when you have to pull your card out from the chip reader


SO BAD
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Postby powerviolins » Sun May 06, 2018 9:42 pm

Despite my love for dogs, I can’t fucking stand when they are left to bark all god damn day/night long in my neighborhood.

Emergency sirens give me a headache almost immediately

Incessant coughing and hacking pisses me off so much, especially in public.
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Postby spsp » Sun May 06, 2018 10:51 pm

sometimes I feel like I have misophonia. most noises suck
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Postby creativexcover » Mon May 07, 2018 9:24 am

Soundcloud rap
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Postby I gave you power » Mon May 07, 2018 9:42 am

When people have their text/notification tone as that nuclear reactor meltdown sound. These people should be imprisoned.

Also, when you're watching TV or whatever with your buddies and somebody starts watching videos on Snapchat/Instagram. A, it's obviously incredibly rude, B, the having two different audio sources at once in the same room drives me absolutely insane. One of these days I'm gonna snap and Gronk spike somebody's phone off the bathroom tile.
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Postby ooGracie » Mon May 07, 2018 9:51 am

Fork scraping against plate
Knife sharpening
Silverware clanking on teeth whilst eating

I have goosebumps just typing those out, UGH.
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Postby macho insecurity » Mon May 07, 2018 9:52 am

I gave you power wrote:
Also, when you're watching TV or whatever with your buddies and somebody starts watching videos on Snapchat/Instagram. A, it's obviously incredibly rude, B, the having two different audio sources at once in the same room drives me absolutely insane. One of these days I'm gonna snap and Gronk spike somebody's phone off the bathroom tile.


yes :smt005
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Postby Adonis » Mon May 07, 2018 1:35 pm

some woman on my street ( not my building, sounds like a building or 2 away ) has REALLY loud sex, like she sounds like shes being murdered. At first it was funny and whatever, get yours, but now its really annoying. It's so loud and dramatic she has to be doing it for some form of exhbitionism, but this wailing banshee goes at it for ages at around 3am a couple of times a week and im over it. lol?
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Postby MIKExT » Mon May 07, 2018 1:41 pm

ooGracie wrote:Silverware clanking on teeth whilst eating


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Postby Chute Boxe » Mon May 07, 2018 1:46 pm

Adonis wrote:some woman on my street ( not my building, sounds like a building or 2 away ) has REALLY loud sex, like she sounds like shes being murdered. At first it was funny and whatever, get yours, but now its really annoying. It's so loud and dramatic she has to be doing it for some form of exhbitionism, but this wailing banshee goes at it for ages at around 3am a couple of times a week and im over it. lol?


Sounds like something someone with a weak dick game would say
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Postby macho insecurity » Mon May 07, 2018 2:01 pm

Adonis wrote:some woman on my street ( not my building, sounds like a building or 2 away ) has REALLY loud sex, like she sounds like shes being murdered. At first it was funny and whatever, get yours, but now its really annoying. It's so loud and dramatic she has to be doing it for some form of exhbitionism, but this wailing banshee goes at it for ages at around 3am a couple of times a week and im over it. lol?

go up there and join her you little bitch
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Postby creativexcover » Mon May 07, 2018 2:02 pm

you ever crank down listening?
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Mon May 07, 2018 2:16 pm

Just blast this next time
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Postby Adonis » Mon May 07, 2018 2:36 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
Adonis wrote:some woman on my street ( not my building, sounds like a building or 2 away ) has REALLY loud sex, like she sounds like shes being murdered. At first it was funny and whatever, get yours, but now its really annoying. It's so loud and dramatic she has to be doing it for some form of exhbitionism, but this wailing banshee goes at it for ages at around 3am a couple of times a week and im over it. lol?

go up there and join her you little bitch


Far too British for that sort of behaviour.
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Postby macho insecurity » Mon May 07, 2018 2:41 pm

Adonis wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
Adonis wrote:some woman on my street ( not my building, sounds like a building or 2 away ) has REALLY loud sex, like she sounds like shes being murdered. At first it was funny and whatever, get yours, but now its really annoying. It's so loud and dramatic she has to be doing it for some form of exhbitionism, but this wailing banshee goes at it for ages at around 3am a couple of times a week and im over it. lol?

go up there and join her you little bitch


Far too British for that sort of behaviour.

are you really British? that's extremely hot. say something else in Brit speak.
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Postby brah_life » Mon May 07, 2018 3:04 pm

Yelling and loud exaggerated laughing in public, mostly done by narcissist who have to be the center of attention 24/7.

Slurping noises.

Car alarms/ beeping when you’re trying to sleep.
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Postby oldorder » Mon May 07, 2018 5:29 pm

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Slurping noises.

Man, it would be torture to hear me and your sister hanging out then.
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Postby chugging_pus » Mon May 07, 2018 5:43 pm

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Postby macho insecurity » Mon May 07, 2018 5:47 pm

oldorder wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Slurping noises.

Man, it would be torture to hear me and your sister hanging out then.

fuck
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Postby MasterMacheteSquad » Mon May 07, 2018 6:00 pm

people whispering in my fucking ear
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Postby wegotdome » Mon May 07, 2018 6:31 pm

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Yelling and loud exaggerated laughing in public, mostly done by narcissist who have to be the center of attention 24/7.

Slurping noises.

Car alarms/ beeping when you’re trying to sleep.


I imagine that you cause all of these noises more often than not.
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Postby brah_life » Mon May 07, 2018 7:55 pm

oldorder wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Slurping noises.

Man, it would be torture to hear me and your sister hanging out then.


Yeah, you slurping your puréed potatoes down after her 6’4” active military status fiancée kicks your teeth down your throat would prob sound gross. :smt002

wegotdome wrote:I imagine that you cause all of these noises more often than not.


Nah, I’m the quiet dude in the cut minding his own business type IRL.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon May 07, 2018 8:49 pm

Active military status lol
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Postby wegotdome » Mon May 07, 2018 9:04 pm

fred durst wrote:Active military status lol
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon May 07, 2018 9:18 pm

fred durst wrote:I’m the quiet dude in the cut lol
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Postby ass eyes » Mon May 07, 2018 9:23 pm

Other people drinking/gulping
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Postby wegotdome » Mon May 07, 2018 9:25 pm

fred durst wrote:harvard boxers lol
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Postby Check Your Sources » Mon May 07, 2018 10:04 pm

when too many people are talking to me at once. shit drives me bananas
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Postby captainsunshine » Mon May 07, 2018 10:07 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
oldorder wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Slurping noises.

Man, it would be torture to hear me and your sister hanging out then.

fuck
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Postby take.off.the.flat.brim » Mon May 07, 2018 10:17 pm

the sound of clicking texting, turn the fucking sound off you're not 10
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Postby poontangclan » Tue May 08, 2018 3:13 am

my dog makes a pretty gross sound when she licks herself
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Postby othernewest1 » Tue May 08, 2018 5:18 am

wegotdome wrote:
fred durst wrote:Active military status lol

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Postby !azzip » Tue May 08, 2018 5:32 am

Who’s fuckin her while he’s killing kids in the Middle East?
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