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Postby lajoie » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:32 am

If you know me or only partially know me, please come.

Nice house outside Boston.

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Postby taylorm » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:33 am

Nice try, cop.
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Postby lajoie » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:47 am

shithead wrote:Nice try, cop.


No seriously, Just me and my buddy Joe Sly are going to be hosting a nice little get together. Bring illegal drugs to sell.
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Postby jonsetsfire » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:31 am

Joe Sly? Fake name. Definitely a cop.
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Postby poontangclan » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:35 am

oh god damnit

someone actually invites me to thier party

and it turns out they are a cop

and live in another country

and possibly used to be in code orange

and probably didn't mean to invite me

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Postby xpatx » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:47 am

Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:37 am

I'm going to post pics to prove that there was a party and then you will see that no on showed up and then you will all feel bad...... :smt010


xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there


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Postby osully55 » Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:26 am

ive known poster lajoie for years and i can definitively say he's maybe not a cop
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:33 am

xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:03 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.


Also, xpatx, I like how I am getting heat from the only B9 poster who actually owns a house / is a real adult. Are you implying that your house is not nice?



In other issues, what party events / food should I have for this party that no one will show up for? Give me ideas.
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Postby DAYMAN » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:06 am

lajoie wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.


Also, xpatx, I like how I am getting heat from the only B9 poster who actually owns a house / is a real adult. Are you implying that your house is not nice?



In other issues, what party events / food should I have for this party that no one will show up for? Give me ideas.

Pin the tail on the funboi
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:10 am

nerd eater wrote:
lajoie wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.


Also, xpatx, I like how I am getting heat from the only B9 poster who actually owns a house / is a real adult. Are you implying that your house is not nice?



In other issues, what party events / food should I have for this party that no one will show up for? Give me ideas.

Pin the tail on the funboi

hahahaha

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Postby taylorm » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:17 am

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Postby ooGracie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:45 am

Onion dip is a must.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:38 am

ooGracie wrote:Onion dip is a must.

would double dip my chips in this
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:56 am

ooGracie wrote:Onion dip is a must.


Onion dip huh? So something like this?

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Postby ooGracie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:22 am

No, sorry, that is just sliced onions in a bowl. Not dippable.
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:28 am

I'll be there. But I'm a cop.










A sexy cop.
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Postby DAYMAN » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:35 am

ooGracie wrote:No, sorry, that is just sliced onions in a bowl. Not dippable.

Not with that attitude it isn't
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:13 am

jesse. wrote:I'll be there. But I'm a cop.










A sexy cop.


See B9, incentive for you to come over. You can all hit on Jesse in person as opposed to online. Show some initiative. Plus, I will have raw onions in a bowl for you to all dip your chips in.
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:14 am

ooGracie wrote:No, sorry, that is just sliced onions in a bowl. Not dippable.


Remember when I was at your house and the only thing you had in your fridge was two limes and a half bottle of grey goose?
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Postby taylorm » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:16 am

lajoie wrote:
jesse. wrote:I'll be there. But I'm a cop.










A sexy cop.


See B9, incentive for you to come over. You can all hit on Jesse in person as opposed to online. Show some initiative. Plus, I will have raw onions in a bowl for you to all dip your chips in.

As long as "chips" is a polite euphemism for "balls", count me in.
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:18 am

shithead wrote:
lajoie wrote:
jesse. wrote:I'll be there. But I'm a cop.










A sexy cop.


See B9, incentive for you to come over. You can all hit on Jesse in person as opposed to online. Show some initiative. Plus, I will have raw onions in a bowl for you to all dip your chips in.

As long as "chips" is a polite euphemism for "balls", count me in.


No, "chips" is short for paint chips...I was going to put out a bowl of paint chips with the onion dip above and maybe some salsa music.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:19 am

lajoie wrote:
jesse. wrote:I'll be there. But I'm a cop.










A sexy cop.


See B9, incentive for you to come over. You can all hit on Jesse in person as opposed to online. Show some initiative.

she's not an object for our childish amusement.
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:35 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
lajoie wrote:
jesse. wrote:I'll be there. But I'm a cop.










A sexy cop.


See B9, incentive for you to come over. You can all hit on Jesse in person as opposed to online. Show some initiative.

she's not an object for our childish amusement.

Spoiler: I am also the onion dip
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Postby taylorm » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:38 am

Me and poster jaredfromsubway will fly out for this, solely to upper deck your toilet.
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:44 am

get some cherry donuts and ill call out of work to drive up
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:56 am

HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY wrote:get some cherry donuts and ill call out of work to drive up


Is this you?


How soon can you get here?
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:57 am

shithead wrote:Me and poster jaredfromsubway will fly out for this, solely to upper deck your toilet.


Jokes on you, there is only a bucket in the house and a compost bin out back. It's a nice house.
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Postby perxhurt » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:58 am

Someone invite brah;life and his siter
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:05 pm

perxhurt wrote:Someone invite brah;life and his siter

we'll need security to make sure he checks his baseball bat at the door. shoes must also come off in the house.
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Postby pata_negra » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:11 pm

Would make the transatlantic flight to get arrested by jesse.
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:14 pm

pata_negra wrote:Would make the transatlantic flight to get arrested by jesse.

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:30 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
perxhurt wrote:Someone invite brah;life and his siter

we'll need security to make sure he checks his baseball bat at the door. shoes must also come off in the house.

What if I wear sambas? I'm really curious to see if I can get out of his pocket.

Then I'm gunna wander next door and see if chalz is writing /fic about his sister giving a sloppy blowza.

Should I bring wine?
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:42 pm

brah life will someday turn into the thing he loves most
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:47 pm

dank wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
perxhurt wrote:Someone invite brah;life and his siter

we'll need security to make sure he checks his baseball bat at the door. shoes must also come off in the house.

What if I wear sambas? I'm really curious to see if I can get out of his pocket.

Then I'm gunna wander next door and see if chalz is writing /fic about his sister giving a sloppy blowza.

Should I bring wine?


Only if it's in a box and cut with anti-freeze.
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Postby ooGracie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:51 pm

lajoie wrote:
ooGracie wrote:No, sorry, that is just sliced onions in a bowl. Not dippable.


Remember when I was at your house and the only thing you had in your fridge was two limes and a half bottle of grey goose?


How dare you spread such heinous lies.
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:53 pm

ooGracie wrote:
lajoie wrote:
ooGracie wrote:No, sorry, that is just sliced onions in a bowl. Not dippable.


Remember when I was at your house and the only thing you had in your fridge was two limes and a half bottle of grey goose?


How dare you spread such heinous lies.


Don't criticize my onion dip then...we can't all be ratatouille :smt008:
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:56 pm

I would absolutely party with brahlife.
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Postby creativexcover » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:59 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:brah life will someday turn into the thing he loves most

a $100 brick?
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:59 pm

jesse. wrote:I would absolutely party with brahlife.

be careful with him, he's tiny.
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:01 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
jesse. wrote:I would absolutely party with brahlife.

be careful with him, he's tiny.

So am I!
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Postby xpatx » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:04 pm

lajoie wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.


Also, xpatx, I like how I am getting heat from the only B9 poster who actually owns a house / is a real adult. Are you implying that your house is not nice?



In other issues, what party events / food should I have for this party that no one will show up for? Give me ideas.


Damn, look at you playing 3D chess, for my ass. My house is nice so I can only assume yours is too
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:07 pm

xpatx wrote:
lajoie wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.


Also, xpatx, I like how I am getting heat from the only B9 poster who actually owns a house / is a real adult. Are you implying that your house is not nice?



In other issues, what party events / food should I have for this party that no one will show up for? Give me ideas.


Damn, look at you playing 3D chess, for my ass. My house is nice so I can only assume yours is too


I'm about to move into a 1 bedroom in Boston and it doesn't have a full kitchen...I'm said I'm leaving this house..but it's not mine....which is why it is nice.....but I can't have nice things.
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Postby brenton » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:08 pm

ooGracie wrote:No, sorry, that is just sliced onions in a bowl. Not dippable.



Better?

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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:08 pm

brenton wrote:
ooGracie wrote:No, sorry, that is just sliced onions in a bowl. Not dippable.



Better?

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aw! that's my problem! I need to MINCE the onions before serving as dip.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:10 pm

jesse. wrote:
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jesse. wrote:I would absolutely party with brahlife.

be careful with him, he's tiny.

So am I!

rumors are swirling about your amazonian height
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