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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:17 pm

xpatx wrote:
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why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.


Also, xpatx, I like how I am getting heat from the only B9 poster who actually owns a house / is a real adult. Are you implying that your house is not nice?



In other issues, what party events / food should I have for this party that no one will show up for? Give me ideas.


Damn, look at you playing 3D chess, for my ass. My house is nice so I can only assume yours is too

I like your house a lot. I only associate with nice house-havers.
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:17 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
jesse. wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
jesse. wrote:I would absolutely party with brahlife.

be careful with him, he's tiny.

So am I!

rumors are swirling about your amazonian height


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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:18 pm

jesse. wrote:
xpatx wrote:
lajoie wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
xpatx wrote:Nice house? Nice humble brag.



Jk, but if I still lived on the east coast I’d definitely be there

bullshit, nerd. Saturday nights are for mouth play. you ain't going anywhere.


Also, xpatx, I like how I am getting heat from the only B9 poster who actually owns a house / is a real adult. Are you implying that your house is not nice?



In other issues, what party events / food should I have for this party that no one will show up for? Give me ideas.


Damn, look at you playing 3D chess, for my ass. My house is nice so I can only assume yours is too

I like your house a lot. I only associate with nice house-havers.


WHOAA!!! LOOK WHO'S BEEN OVER TO XPATX'S HOUSE!!!! LET THE RUMORS FLY
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:20 pm

I wish. Just saw photos. :(
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:20 pm

lajoie wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
jesse. wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
jesse. wrote:I would absolutely party with brahlife.

be careful with him, he's tiny.

So am I!

rumors are swirling about your amazonian height


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Postby brenton » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:21 pm

xPatx only let's dead people come over to his house
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Postby taylorm » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:21 pm

brenton wrote:xPatx only let's dead people thicc milky loads over at his house
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:38 pm

shithead wrote:
brenton wrote:xPatx only cums thicc milky loads when dead people are over at his house
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Postby pata_negra » Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:40 pm

jesse. wrote:
pata_negra wrote:Would make the transatlantic flight to get arrested by jesse.

:smt047


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Postby jaredfromsubway » Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:44 pm

lajoie wrote:
shithead wrote:Me and poster jaredfromsubway will fly out for this, solely to upper deck your toilet.


Jokes on you, there is only a bucket in the house and a compost bin out back. It's a nice house.


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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:47 pm

pat is a dirty spin tackle fisherman
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Postby xpatx » Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:02 pm

All that is being said about me is 100% true, I’m just happy all of you accept me for who I really am.
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:04 pm

xpatx wrote:All that is being said about me is 100% true, I’m just happy all of you accept me for who I really am.

I'm about 80% on board with the moustache
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Postby brenton » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:19 pm

jesse. wrote:
xpatx wrote:All that is being said about me is 100% true, I’m just happy all of you accept me for who I really am.

I'm about 80% on board with the moustache



It may not look good but the ride is nice
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Postby nerd eater » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:22 pm

brenton wrote:
jesse. wrote:
xpatx wrote:All that is being said about me is 100% true, I’m just happy all of you accept me for who I really am.

I'm about 80% on board with the moustache



It may not look good but the ride is nice

He's function over fashion, hence the slightly curved penis.
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Postby xpatx » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:53 pm

nerd eater wrote:
brenton wrote:
jesse. wrote:
xpatx wrote:All that is being said about me is 100% true, I’m just happy all of you accept me for who I really am.

I'm about 80% on board with the moustache



It may not look good but the ride is nice

He's function over fashion, hence the slightly curved penis.


“Slightly” is the understatement of the year, I’m straight up boomeranging in my pants. And quit hating on the ‘stache Jesse, I could try to grow some thigh ticklers to compliment it.
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Postby jesse. » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:55 pm

YOU WOULDN'T
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Postby jonsetsfire » Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:49 pm

jesse. wrote:
xpatx wrote:All that is being said about me is 100% true, I’m just happy all of you accept me for who I really am.

I'm about 80% on board with you being Canadian
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:38 pm

way to showboat my thread xPatx....we get it! you are a home owner! and you have a 'real job' ! and you are a necrophiliac!...we get it, you're so ballsy and adult. geesh, give it a rest.
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Postby xpatx » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:49 pm

Just shut up and make out with me asshole
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Postby taylorm » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:57 pm

xpatx wrote:Just shut up and make out with my asshole
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Postby xpatx » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:04 pm

That too
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:05 pm

xpatx wrote:Just shut up and make out with me asshole


I'm only dead on the inside, I'm not actually your type. You would not be aroused by my warm tender flesh.
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Postby lajoie » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:07 pm

Also, thank you to everyone posting so far in this thread. I could not have made it to page 2 with out you. Already there are 5x more posts in this thread than expected attendees at my party.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:55 pm

I wish boring, overrated poster were back so I didnt have to talk about Patty.
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Postby xpatx » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:57 pm

He ain’t ever cummin back
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:01 pm

hahahaha forgot about his word filter
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:34 pm

can we crack open a couple of polars and make out helmets touch?
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Postby lajoie » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:32 am

HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY wrote:can we crack open a couple of polars and make out helmets touch?


Yes, that’s pretty routine for any party in New England
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Postby jesse. » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:56 am

Please make sure panther and Mozart have tiny hats
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Postby lajoie » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:55 am

jesse. wrote:Please make sure panther and Mozart have tiny hats


let's get drunk and make them tiny hats to wear.

Also, who here besides Jesse is actually coming?

So far, including the cats, it's 4 people. :smt002
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:57 am

i'll be there. can i get a plus 5? it's all guys.
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Postby lajoie » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:04 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:i'll be there. can i get a plus 5? it's all guys.


Get real, this is the only 5 guys you know:

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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:05 am

lajoie wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:i'll be there. can i get a plus 5? it's all guys.


Get real, this is the only 5 guys you know:

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is that a "fat guy" joke or "you have no friends" joke?
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Postby lajoie » Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:17 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
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why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:i'll be there. can i get a plus 5? it's all guys.


Get real, this is the only 5 guys you know:

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is that a "fat guy" joke or "you have no friends" joke?


It's a "don't get my hopes up because I know you aren't actually going to come" joke :smt010
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:21 am

you're on really thin ice. i'd be careful.
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Postby lajoie » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:21 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:you're on really thin ice. i'd be careful.


:smt056

but seriously...when are you moving back east.
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Postby jonsetsfire » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:21 pm

Still waiting on my Zazzle invite so I can respond NO.
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Postby lajoie » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:35 pm

I'll venmo every 5 cents if they show up
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Postby shadysands » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:13 pm

OP's inviting everyone's dad too to play suck the poison from the peenie.
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Postby Detlef Schrempf » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:30 am

ill be there, lets rage
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Postby lajoie » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:24 am

Detlef Schrempf wrote:ill be there, lets rage

Lies.

You and Macho. All lies
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Postby lajoie » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:25 am

shadysands wrote:OP's inviting everyone's dad too to play suck the poison from the peenie.


I hid a poisonous “snek” in the house. First one to find it gets a free Blowie
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:40 pm

Can I get a ride from someone?
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Postby nerd eater » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:56 pm

dank wrote:Can I get a ride from someone?

My pony?
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Postby lajoie » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:32 pm

dank wrote:Can I get a ride from someone?


I can’t find boondoggling on the google maps
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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:40 pm

lajoie wrote:
Detlef Schrempf wrote:ill be there, lets rage

Lies.

You and Macho. All lies

no I'll seriously be there. do you think I'd joke about this?
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Postby lajoie » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:20 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
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Detlef Schrempf wrote:ill be there, lets rage

Lies.

You and Macho. All lies

no I'll seriously be there. do you think I'd joke about this?


YEAH, I DO THINK YOU WOULD MAKE JOKES ABOUT THIS

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Postby ooGracie » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:25 am

lajoie wrote:
dank wrote:Can I get a ride from someone?


I can’t find boondoggling on the google maps


Boondoggling LOL
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let me in
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