i just threw up in my works toilet...

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Postby Brave Captain » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:17 pm

and we have our christmas party in a few hours!!!!!!!!

what excuse should i give my boss???? it smells kinda weird in there.
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Postby taylorm » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:19 pm

Tell him you queefed.
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Postby macho insecurity » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:24 pm

Fuck your boss' mouth with your boyfriend's dick
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Postby Sarahohio » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:30 pm

throwing up in a public toilet makes me throw up even more.
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:36 pm

Why you snitchin on yourself
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Postby Anti-todo » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:50 pm

You good, dawg. Work parties are for puke so no worries.
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Postby Fester » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:04 pm

I just pooped in the work toilet
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Postby chugging_pus » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:40 pm

aborted BAYBAYYYYYY in a Ziploc bag
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Postby Brave Captain » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:46 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Fuck your boss' mouth with your boyfriend's dick


way to out yourself
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Postby topo » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:11 pm

Look for the man with the terrible smell.
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Postby jaredfromsubway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:13 pm

they'll be too coked out to care
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Postby brah_life » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:43 pm

That's the worst- on the plus side of things, every time I ever barfed at work I told my boss and went home early, so there's that.
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Postby Brave Captain » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:59 pm

jaredfromsubway wrote:they'll be too coked out to care


*basketball swish*
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Postby Brave Captain » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:59 pm

its chill, i found a glad plug in lying around. it didnt help that i ate a chimichanga the size of my forearm and four cups of coffee.
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Postby jesse. » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:48 pm

Boot n rally my dude
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