Let's say you can do one thing with a B9er...

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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:36 pm

Who would it be and what would you want to do?

Let's get some good Christmas vibes going. I certainly hope this doesn't turn into another Mexican food thread.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:38 pm

Brunch with Gracie followed by some pedicures with meatsauce.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:46 pm

In n Out run with taylor.m
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Postby taylorm » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:55 pm

I'm game.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:01 pm

You'd better be!
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Postby brah_life » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:05 pm

Meet up with any of you for food and beers (or seltzer/ sodas, if you're edge).
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Postby trentxedge » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:11 pm

Bolshevik revolution with 198d_

Sent from my SM-S820L using TheB9 mobile app
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Postby andydansby » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:16 pm

Renovate my worst enemy's house with vincentpgpha
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Postby chugging_pus » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:21 pm

Butt stuff with anyone willing
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:24 pm

andydansby wrote:Renovate my worst enemy's house with vincentpgpha

Haha
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Postby Check Your Sources » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:25 pm

talk politics with dogdick

and then kill myself
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Postby Check Your Sources » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:26 pm

or go to a trump rally with piranhasauna, whichever
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Postby fuck lambgoat » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:30 pm

Check Your Sources wrote:talk politics with dogdick

and then kill myself


Check Your Sources wrote:or go to a trump rally with piranhasauna, whichever



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Postby taylorm » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:32 pm

I'd offer to go get pizza with B-Roll, then pull a no show and lurk outside the window taking cell phone pics of him instead.
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Postby JOWER 106 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:34 pm

Join the Marines with Garyfromteenmom2.
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:53 pm

Id visit justincouture in the clink
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Postby turkitron » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:56 am

go swimming with xpheenyx
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Postby bolster315 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:58 am

I think I’d be down to hangout and get into silly predicaments with anyone here.
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:10 am

Go shopping with that one guy
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Postby othernewest1 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:40 am

Go to church with why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules?
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Postby dyna-soar » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:42 am

go balls deep with brophy.
shit in the pool with davedice.
send parcels with matt s.
edit faces with jay reason.
chase shadow people with tastycakes.
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:01 am

othernewest1 wrote:Go to church with why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules?

I love worship music, brother. Praise Him!
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:27 am

macho insecurity wrote:I love worship
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Postby b andrus » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:31 am

Ride the Hogwarts express with boring, overrated poster
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Postby The Good Father » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:49 am

Run a business with Kris Mission
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Postby nerd eater » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:40 am

Punch a klown with old whatshisface
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:59 am

see Jeff's penis in person.
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:44 am

FACEPALM wrote:Ride the Hogwarts express with boring, overrated poster

facepalm loves boring, overrated poster
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Postby lajoie » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:50 am

eat poutine with OP again :smt007
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:51 am

that was fun, babe. you are a very caring soul.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:53 am

sleep with the racist broad from the white house who had her tits tied up.
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Postby jesse. » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:53 am

Would consensually platonic cheek kiss literally all of you
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:59 am

hold hands with jerkback and finally get some closure

live in a mansion with everyone and drink seltzer
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Postby !azzip » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:04 am

Kill a hobo with jadedoldguy

thicc milky loads on CREAM girl’s face
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Postby b andrus » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:08 am

hold a steve irwin memorial with Apples
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Postby !azzip » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:16 am

Spoon worship

Deactivate my Facebook with fred durst

Go pin shopping with alex2k
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:17 am

!azzip wrote:Spoon worship

Deactivate my Facebook with fred durst

Go pin shopping with alex2k


I'm here for u daddy
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Postby eyeforaneye » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:20 am

Fingerblast giant mechanical brain
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:23 am

force feed fred durst mac and cheese while playing lil peep
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Postby !azzip » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:31 am

LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:force feed fred durst mac and cheese while playing lil peep

Let’s meet up
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:33 am

!azzip wrote:
LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:force feed fred durst mac and cheese while playing lil peep

Let’s meet up


ill cut your dogs toenails.
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:43 am

Eat Taco Bell and drink some beers with !azzip on the beach. I miss my buddy

Oh nevermind I didn't see that he's posted and left me out of his plans. Fuck you !azzip you're getting drowned instead
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Postby Stoner Witch » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 am

I want to leave this realm forever with tastycakes.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:05 am

Stoner Witch wrote:I want to leave this realm forever with tastycakes.

This is exactly the sort of thing a lizard person would say to try an lure tastycakes out of hiding.
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Postby radiatedradiation » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:19 am

Revive Kawakami and eat hash browns with creativexcover

Get made fun of by Meatsauce
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Postby Adonis » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:25 am

grab a couple of metal detectors and treasure hunt for With Honors cashbox with duckbutter
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:35 am

!azzip wrote:Kill a hobo with jadedoldguy

ive actually talked at length before how I would love for a lot of us on here to be together at some like cabin or lakehouse thing partying and we accidentally kill some transient or whatever and we have to take a blood oath to never speak about it again FUCK that makes me dick hard to think about
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:36 am

a sacred blood oath with my b9 brothers goddamn
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:40 am

Make amends with feminine weirdo and nerd and then use his Lexus to run smorgasgeorge off the road
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:40 am

covering up a dark ass secret with my bois
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