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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:43 am

captainsunshine wrote:covering up a dark ass secret with my bois

water slide house! water slide house! body in drum!
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Postby brah_life » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:08 pm

Unite the board and have a canned goods drive to benefit DB's (JBoz) insulin dependent diabetes. #theb9cares
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:10 pm

lol
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:11 pm

Fly to Philadelphia to visit he who shall not be named and see what he's been up to since his last departure from the board.
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Postby Grand Belial » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:22 pm

play "house" with why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? for the rest of our lives.
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Postby Grand Belial » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:22 pm

...and then play "doctor".
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Postby 198d__ » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:37 pm

I honestly just want to know what you all look like. I picture everyone as their avatar.
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Postby born to die » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:11 pm

Go see le mis with macho
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:39 pm

captainsunshine wrote:covering up a dark ass secret with my bois

:chicken:
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Postby ooGracie » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:34 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Brunch with Gracie followed by some pedicures with meatsauce.


Soon my friend, soon!
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Postby B-Roll » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:37 pm

shithead wrote:I'd offer to go get pizza with B-Roll, then pull a no show and lurk outside the window taking cell phone pics of him instead.


I actually just had some pizza today but I'd get some more. Let's go!
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Postby trentxedge » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:39 pm

198d__ wrote:I honestly just want to know what you all look like. I picture everyone as their avatar.


I'm almost 30 and still wear a studded belt and jacket with cone studs on it, so...pathetic

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Postby jesse. » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:46 pm

trentxedge wrote:
198d__ wrote:I honestly just want to know what you all look like. I picture everyone as their avatar.


I'm almost 30 and still wear a studded belt and jacket with cone studs on it, so...pathetic

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you could get it. JUST SAYIN

i plan on taking macho to salem and giving him the grand tour

gonna motorboat and be motorboated by blackhawks

continue my affair with taylor's father

summon demons with xpatx('s penis)

get into a slap fight with bandrus at a morrissey concert
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:48 pm

69 every single mod on this board.
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Postby Fester » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:48 pm

I wear a vest. No studs though. Was never into studs
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:48 pm

ESPECIALLY THE DUDE ONES
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Postby jesse. » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:53 pm

fred durst wrote:69 every single mod on this board.

as a single mod i'll allow it
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:55 pm

hop along then, butch cassidy I've got other mods to facesit.
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Postby jesse. » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:58 pm

that's no way to speak to your future stepmother
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Postby memoryfailure » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:05 pm

Fuck Mike Simpson
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Postby gary from teen mom 2 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:09 pm

I would heckle fred durst and if he came back at me with some bullshit he would catch these hands.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:10 pm

Won’t see me on ps4 tho I see
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Postby Sernogath » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:11 pm

this is a sex thing right?
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Postby jesse. » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:17 pm

Sernogath wrote:this is a sex thing right?

everything is
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Postby gary from teen mom 2 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:09 pm

IM SO HORNY
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:09 pm

Grand Belial wrote:play "house" with why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? for the rest of our lives.

I would 100% blow your bagpipe
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:10 pm

born to die wrote:Go see le mis with macho

Hell yeah. I dreamed a dreammmm
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Postby Brave Captain » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:17 pm

take bruja_ on a date
get hammered with jaredfromsubway and fuck lambgoat... again
drink scotch and talk about hegelian dialectics with sorely boy
eat mexican with macho
eat del taco with shithead and roast him for liking h20
push piranhasauna in front of an oncoming bus
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Postby taylorm » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:22 pm

I don't even like H20 though. Had never heard anything besides "Guilty By Association" up until last Sunday night.
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:22 pm

I would absolutely kick pirahnasauna in the nuts with some steeltoes
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Postby Brave Captain » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:24 pm

jared says you like h20 dog. it's ok, we all have our guilty pleasures. i unabashedly love the chili peps.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:25 pm

How would he know?!
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:26 pm

*The R.H.C. Papere
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Postby Waste of Space » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:28 pm

Get a laser pointer and play with Fester.
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Postby Brave Captain » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:37 pm

i dont remember, we were a few beers deep and just bullshitting.
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Postby taylorm » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:38 pm

Definitely not an H20 fan. Definitely got pretty buzzed and danced to Merchandise when we hung out though.
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Postby Brave Captain » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:38 pm

id like to add play nba 2k18 with jesper
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Postby Fester » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:47 pm

Waste of Space wrote:Get a laser pointer and play with Fester.



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Postby b andrus » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:01 pm

Watch a new York liberty game with bert2


Nahhh
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Postby !azzip » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:30 pm

Rim postmodernized
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:51 pm

!azzip wrote:Rim postmodernized

Change my answer
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Postby B-Roll » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:55 pm

fred durst wrote:69 every single mod on this board.


:smt006
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:55 pm

Avoidance Learning wrote:
!azzip wrote:Rim postmodernized

Change my answer

I thought this was stuff you haven't already done.
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Postby jaredfromsubway » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:19 pm

shithead wrote:How would he know?!


I just thought you did based on that grateful dead thread, my bad. Brave Captain only brought up how could anyone would like h20 over them lol.
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Postby Brave Captain » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:20 pm

XD
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Postby t.doomhammer » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:24 pm

198d__ wrote:I honestly just want to know what you all look like. I picture everyone as their avatar.


I look exactly like the cartoon barbarian from my avatar only scrawnier. Memory Failure is actually Larry David IRL.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:44 pm

Latin American narcotourism with YT
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Postby antipasto » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:55 pm

Y'all are cool
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:18 pm

FACEPALM wrote:Watch a new York liberty game with bert2


Nahhh


you literally never took me fishing. you missed the fucking mark.
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:22 pm

!azzip wrote:Rim postmodernized
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