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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:29 pm

shithead wrote:"Got me feeling some type a way."





Dat's punchable language
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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:31 pm

Fester wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:
Fester wrote:Lemme get dat 1


That's mine, you may NOT have it. :smt005




Nah lemme get dat 1 right dere yeeeeah


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Lemme rules. :smt035
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:37 pm

CLAP BACK


fuck i hate it
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:38 pm

Half of this thread is straight-up just "I hate black slang."
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:38 pm

nah b, i aint hatin shit playa where u gettin that flow from my brotha?
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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:38 pm

I gave you power wrote:Half of this thread is straight-up just "I hate black slang."

No, we hate slang appropriated by dopey white kids with identity crises.
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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:41 pm

^ Nailed it.
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:42 pm

I actually do say dat and dere cause it's fun
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:43 pm

but beyonce is my queen and ive watched paris is burning like 10x!!!
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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:45 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:but beyonce is my queen and ive watched paris is burning like 10x!!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaas queeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:45 pm

Who?
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:48 pm

unless youre a gay man involved in drag ball culture please do not use "HUNTY"
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Postby Bizzle » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:52 pm

When people say preventative when they really just mean preventive.
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Postby jesse. » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:58 pm

I gave you power wrote:Half of this thread is straight-up just "I hate black slang."

let the record show 2017 as the year jordan and i agreed on TWO things
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Postby chugging_pus » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:51 pm

Douchespeak like....

"Start a dialogue..."

We can talk motherfucker, don't smug up the conversation before it starts
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:57 pm

I gave you power wrote:Half of this thread is straight-up just "I hate black slang."

is that one of those soundcloud rappers?
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Postby JareDestroyer » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:12 pm

"Don't @ me."
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Postby born to die » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:48 pm

When people refer to their brain as their "noodle." Fuck out of here
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Postby jesper » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:49 pm

zomg amazeballs
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Postby jesper » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:51 pm

cuckold lel beta
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Postby lifejuice » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:09 pm

Lit
Filthy
Fire
Yas queen
Fake news

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Postby I gave you power » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:10 pm

shithead wrote:
I gave you power wrote:Half of this thread is straight-up just "I hate black slang."

No, we hate slang appropriated by dopey white kids with identity crises.



Fair.
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Postby Latenightloser » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:27 pm

"No worries"
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Postby Waste of Space » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:31 pm

chugging_pus wrote:Douchespeak like....

"Start a dialogue..."

We can talk motherfucker, don't smug up the conversation before it starts

I hate this one, along with overuse of the word "discourse".

I'm surprised no one has mentioned "literally" yet, but maybe that's just a given now (and not really a phrase so much as a word that can make any phrase annoying).
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:36 pm

jesse. wrote:when people say ON accident. it's BY accident you rotten mango. :smt013

Oh shit, I had no idea my stepdad posted here.
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Postby poontangclan » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:43 pm

Latenightloser wrote:"No worries"


racist
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Postby othernewest1 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:45 pm

i say all of these lol
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Postby t.doomhammer » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:58 pm

Working in a corporate environment for the last five years and the jargon has officially gotten on my nerves.
The phrase "the/my ask" instead of using the word "request", and the phrase "the what behind the why" instead of the word "reasoning" are both absolutely infuriating.
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Postby scrubber » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:01 pm

WOOORLD STAR
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Postby Latenightloser » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:21 pm

t.doomhammer wrote:Working in a corporate environment for the last five years and the jargon has officially gotten on my nerves.
The phrase "the/my ask" instead of using the word "request", and the phrase "the what behind the why" instead of the word "reasoning" are both absolutely infuriating.


Dude, this. Also "going forward". Like, "We're using XXXX as a vendor going forward" just say they lost the fucking contract and kick rocks. And "opportunities" in place of "areas where you're weak/think you can improve on". First time I really heard that was early on in the corporate game and I was asked that in an interview for a higher position. Like a dumb ass I said "Sky's the limit, my opportunities are endless!"


Also had some guy tell me "Have a beautiful day!" today which pissed me off for some reason
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Postby No Doz » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:18 pm

"adulting"

"i did a thing" coupled with some pic of their shitty new haircut or car or whatever

"i'm hype" - you save no time or syllables by shaving off the D on the end, just add it back on there for the love of god

local one - when people say "in long island" instead of "on long island" - oh yeah your band is playing inside of the island and not on top of it huh??
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Postby Sorley Boy » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:33 pm

"Kudos." Die hippie.
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Postby bolster315 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:36 pm

When people use sale instead of sell. "you should sale that if you aren't going to use it" FUCK
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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:42 pm

"If I were you"- well, you're not- so keep your shitty advice, I didn't ask for, to yourself.
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Postby Check Your Sources » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:46 pm

"bare"
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Postby jaredfromsubway » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:48 pm

so basic
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Postby poontangclan » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:53 pm

THANKING YOU

YUMMY MUMMY

PEEPS
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Postby t.doomhammer » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:55 pm

Latenightloser wrote:
t.doomhammer wrote:Working in a corporate environment for the last five years and the jargon has officially gotten on my nerves.
The phrase "the/my ask" instead of using the word "request", and the phrase "the what behind the why" instead of the word "reasoning" are both absolutely infuriating.


Dude, this. Also "going forward". Like, "We're using XXXX as a vendor going forward" just say they lost the fucking contract and kick rocks. And "opportunities" in place of "areas where you're weak/think you can improve on". First time I really heard that was early on in the corporate game and I was asked that in an interview for a higher position. Like a dumb ass I said "Sky's the limit, my opportunities are endless!"


Ugh I fucking hate the term "area of opportunity". Especially when they're totally trying to tell you that you're fucking up.
And that is also hilarious, how did that go?
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Postby futureworldcitizen » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:11 pm

BIG MOOD
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Postby lifejuice » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:00 pm

Delish, fab, totes. Any short version of a word that isn't difficult to say in the first place.

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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:03 pm

Great call- "totes adorbs" make me want to drive metal spikes into my eardrums.
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Postby poontangclan » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:05 pm

when they say Ts and Cs on ads

'all the feels' makes me wanna kill drake and burn down the buzzfeed offices
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:20 pm

bolster315 wrote:When people use sale instead of sell. "you should sale that if you aren't going to use it" FUCK


ill assume most people that talk like this dont have all their teeth.
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Postby Latenightloser » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:33 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:
bolster315 wrote:When people use sale instead of sell. "you should sale that if you aren't going to use it" FUCK


ill assume most people that talk like this dont have all their teeth.


I've heard everything else in this thread, in person, except this.

People really say that?

Also, I also use a lot of the "expressions" posted in here, in the proper setting.

Example, corner store: "whatchu need?" "let me get a pack of XXXX" is way less white bread than "hi there! I would like to purchase a pack of your finest XXXX! Kudos, have a beautiful day, friend!"

See also: Things White People Love - The Thread
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Postby Latenightloser » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:37 pm

t.doomhammer wrote:
Latenightloser wrote:
t.doomhammer wrote:Working in a corporate environment for the last five years and the jargon has officially gotten on my nerves.
The phrase "the/my ask" instead of using the word "request", and the phrase "the what behind the why" instead of the word "reasoning" are both absolutely infuriating.


Dude, this. Also "going forward". Like, "We're using XXXX as a vendor going forward" just say they lost the fucking contract and kick rocks. And "opportunities" in place of "areas where you're weak/think you can improve on". First time I really heard that was early on in the corporate game and I was asked that in an interview for a higher position. Like a dumb ass I said "Sky's the limit, my opportunities are endless!"


Ugh I fucking hate the term "area of opportunity". Especially when they're totally trying to tell you that you're fucking up.
And that is also hilarious, how did that go?


I actually got the position. A few years later I was in a position to be the interviewer and asked the same question, I died a little bit inside at the time.
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Postby lala fuck you » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:53 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:unless youre a gay man involved in drag ball culture please do not use "HUNTY"
banji, you a banji girl
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Postby trentxedge » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:57 pm

"living the dream"
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Postby cevicheking » Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:47 am

hi.
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Postby bolster315 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:38 am

Latenightloser wrote:
Lil Meatsauce wrote:
bolster315 wrote:When people use sale instead of sell. "you should sale that if you aren't going to use it" FUCK


ill assume most people that talk like this dont have all their teeth.


I've heard everything else in this thread, in person, except this.

People really say that?

Also, I also use a lot of the "expressions" posted in here, in the proper setting.

Example, corner store: "whatchu need?" "let me get a pack of XXXX" is way less white bread than "hi there! I would like to purchase a pack of your finest XXXX! Kudos, have a beautiful day, friend!"

See also: Things White People Love - The Thread


I have t really heard it in person. I’ve just seen it typed out on Facebook.
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Postby poontangclan » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:45 am

cummies
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