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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:44 am

"Miss me with that..." as in "miss me with that gay shit" or something.

"I fucks wit it" or any variation of that. It's almost always some borderline translucent white guy saying these sort of things.
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:45 am

When people call other people "Boss"

"Only God Can Judge Me"
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Postby oliviatremorcontrol » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:54 am

I want you to stroke your little white worm while you watch me get fucked by this black bull.
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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:54 am

"Needless to say"- uh, you just said it, so apparently you felt the need to do so.
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:05 am

creativexcover wrote:When people call other people "Boss"

"Only God Can Judge Me"




Yeah, 'boss' annoyed me for awhile. Mainly because this chef at this one job used it to address people so rapidly.


"Boss, can you get me a prime rib? Thanks, boss. I need a box of fries to the line, boss. Boss, go downstairs and get calamari and spaghetti, boss. Thanks, boss. Boss, we are low on plates, boss. Gonna need more, boss. Thanks, boss"
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Postby ass eyes » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:10 am

GANG GANG
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:11 am

Fester wrote:
creativexcover wrote:When people call other people "Boss"

"Only God Can Judge Me"




Yeah, 'boss' annoyed me for awhile. Mainly because this chef at this one job used it to address people so rapidly.


"Boss, can you get me a prime rib? Thanks, boss. I need a box of fries to the line, boss. Boss, go downstairs and get calamari and spaghetti, boss. Thanks, boss. Boss, we are low on plates, boss. Gonna need more, boss. Thanks, boss"

So many people in NH say "boss". It's either, "What's up, guy?" or "What's up, boss?"
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:11 am

ass eyes wrote:GANG GANG

"GUCCI GANG"
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:13 am

"It is what it is"



Basically a boring apathetic statement. In other words "that's the circumstance and i'm passively accepting it as life".
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:17 am

"have a blessed day"

how about you have a blessed day, Karen.

"irregardless"

SHIT ISN'T A WORD
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:20 am

fred durst wrote:"have a blessed day"

how about you have a blessed day, Karen.

"irregardless"

SHIT ISN'T A WORD



Wrong



http://www.dictionary.com/browse/shit
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:21 am

Oh, I see we have a L A W Y E R in this thread.
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:22 am

Tehehe
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Postby jaredfromsubway » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:41 am

"fam"
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Postby JustinThunderLiger » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:59 am

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:"Needless to say"- uh, you just said it, so apparently you felt the need to do so.

Fuck, I just now realized how often I say this.

Ending sentences with "So..." like the Kristen Wiig character Penelope. Just finish the damn sentence.
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Postby blackapache » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:02 pm

Literally anything derivative of Instagram rap culture.
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:05 pm

I hate being contradicted. Like if you mention something like "I don't like working closing shifts" and someone goes "just be thankful you have a job". Or "I'm starving right now (hyperbole)" and someone mentions real starvation. Yeah no fucking shit
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Postby ass eyes » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:06 pm

This isn't the contradiction thread ya thicc milky loads chump.
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:07 pm

ass eyes wrote:This isn't the contradiction thread ya thicc milky loads chump.




You hurt my feelings with those words you typed. Apologize right now


:/
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:08 pm

I dunno..."be thankful you have a job" counts as an expression.
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Postby ass eyes » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:09 pm

:smt004
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Postby Anti-todo » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:26 pm

creativexcover wrote:"What's up, guy?"


Fuck, I say this like everyday.

I hate when people say, "truly," and "living the dream."
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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:28 pm

Can't stand when girls use "basically" or "pretty much" as a precursor to whatever dumb shit they're gonna say. "I'm baaaasically pretty fed up with my friends RN... I'm preeeetty much about to die I'm so burned out from work..."

You're baaaaaasically super obnoxious and baaaasically should shut the fuck up.
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Postby Ensign » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:31 pm

"ESSKEDDIT"
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Postby ass eyes » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:32 pm

"The greater good"
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Postby Sorley Boy » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:32 pm

shithead wrote:"I fucks wit it" or any variation of that. It's almost always some borderline translucent white guy saying these sort of things.


This is a big one for me. "On some fuck shit." Fortunately nobody seems to talk that way outside of Swagapino imitators.
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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:32 pm

"My dude"- I don't even know you, jabroni.
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Postby jesse. » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:35 pm

when people say ON accident. it's BY accident you rotten mango. :smt013
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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:38 pm

"That's mines"- mine is not plural, under any circumstance, ever. Please STFU.

"Let me get"- is saying "may I have" that friggin' difficult?
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Postby Apex Satanist » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:40 pm

blackapache wrote:Literally anything derivative of Instagram rap culture.
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:40 pm

"You seen that?"
"Yeah, I seen that"
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Postby dogdicksummer3 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:41 pm

"I could care less for all intensive purposes." Then please do.
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:48 pm

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:"That's mines"- mine is not plural, under any circumstance, ever. Please STFU.

"Let me get"- is saying "may I have" that friggin' difficult?



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Postby Metalfaced_DOOM » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:48 pm

SAME DIFFERENCE
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:48 pm

Lemme get dat 1
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:51 pm

Gimme money
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Postby dogdicksummer3 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:52 pm

creativexcover wrote:So many people in NH say "boss". It's either, "What's up, guy?" or "What's up, boss?"


Has "See ya fuckin' later buddy guy!" made it up your way?

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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:52 pm

creativexcover wrote:Gimme money
Gimme money
Gimme money
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:56 pm

dogdicksummer3 wrote:
creativexcover wrote:So many people in NH say "boss". It's either, "What's up, guy?" or "What's up, boss?"


Has "See ya fuckin' later buddy guy!" made it up your way?


LOL

Now, "buddy...guy" is a new one.
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:00 pm

Fester wrote:"It is what it is"



Basically a boring apathetic statement. In other words "that's the circumstance and i'm passively accepting it as life".



I forget where I saw this but somebody referred to that phrase as "a crutch for the lazy and inarticulate" and that couldn't be more perfect.
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Postby brah_life » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:11 pm

Fester wrote:Lemme get dat 1


That's mine, you may NOT have it. :smt005
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:12 pm

I gave you power wrote:
Fester wrote:"It is what it is"



Basically a boring apathetic statement. In other words "that's the circumstance and i'm passively accepting it as life".



I forget where I saw this but somebody referred to that phrase as "a crutch for the lazy and inarticulate" and that couldn't be more perfect.




Just comes off as so unchallenging and defeatist to me.


My mom would say shit like "that's the way they are" if I griped about someone. Yeah no shit...I wasn't wondering if they were something different. I hate peace and neutrality
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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:13 pm

"Del Taco is better than Taco Bell."
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Postby Fester » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:14 pm

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:
Fester wrote:Lemme get dat 1


That's mine, you may NOT have it. :smt005




Nah lemme get dat 1 right dere yeeeeah
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Postby Diego.- » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:16 pm

"Literally"
"Could care less"
"Lit"
"Epic"
"To be honest"

So dumb :smt011
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Postby Disco2000 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:20 pm

"Fuck me up"
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:22 pm

"blessed up"
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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:22 pm

"Got me feeling some type a way."
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Postby Diego.- » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:24 pm

are you kidding me right now?
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Postby taylorm » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:26 pm

DEAD xD
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