Give me a fucking break, MICHAEL!

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Postby macho insecurity » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:50 pm

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Postby B u g s » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:28 pm

Church... That'll fix it. :smt023
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Postby othernewest1 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:32 pm

that kids writing 666 on his backpack for sure
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Postby macho insecurity » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:58 pm

Bump for Michael
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Postby Anti-todo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:47 am

She doesn't even go every week.
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Postby creativexcover » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:43 am

NOTHING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby brah_life » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am

Plot twist, Michael doesn't want anything but a Burzum cd for Xmas anyway.

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:02 am

very Christian of this dumbass woman.
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:07 am

Id send that kid all sorts or rad devil shit for christmas
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Postby creativexcover » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:24 am

Someone find the contact info and send him a B9 Box for Christmas. Fuck his mom
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Postby Pottymouth » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:40 am

I want someone to cleverly edit the following acid spitting fatality into the video after the kid yells 'OKAY!'

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Postby ass eyes » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:48 am

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Postby judge smails » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:59 pm

ass eyes wrote:Image

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Postby Fester » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:45 pm

Christians are so fucking annoying and crazy
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Postby memoryfailure » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:32 pm

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Postby Waste of Space » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:38 pm

memoryfailure wrote:Image

Haha, I definitely read this thread title in Gob's voice.
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Postby .m xam » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:28 pm

judge smails wrote:
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Postby Luke's Replacement » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:44 pm

As a recovering Catholic, I'd like to just highlight the point that Catholics cannot be lumped in with "Christians." There are way too many fucked up idiosyncrasies, a devotion to ridiculous and senseless dogma that borders on insanity, and more guilt/general neurosis than you could imagine. I know that sounds like all religions, but trust me, it's a special kind of fucked up. It's way more about superstition than it is about Jesus. My parents couldn't quote you a single passage from the Bible, but my mother almost killed this one lady for fucking up my grandmother's last rites. No meat on Fridays during Lent. Father kept a St Christopher medallion in his car. On and on and on with the superstitions.

I was thinking about this video the other day for some reason. Haven't seen it in years, but it still makes me laugh and cringe.
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Postby Luke's Replacement » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:03 pm

I have a buddy whose super Catholic parents are in a lavender marriage, but it actually fucking rules. They're hilarious, successful, they party super hard, their kids are great. I guess it was just worth it to them to not bum out their parents/god.

Superstition!
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