Toad from Mario: Wearing a hat? or is the mushroom his head?

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Postby andydansby » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:06 am

Team both
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Postby Yosupbro » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:51 am

It's a fucking HAT you inbred MORONS
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Postby Anti-todo » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:12 am

andydansby wrote:Team both


I always thought of it like a turban, which would explain the rest of his Aladdin setup, what with the vest and all. But I also always felt like if you flicked it or something, he'd be in some kind of pain. Yeah, both feels right.
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Postby Worship » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:38 am

Alex 2K wrote:So.................


What if it is both a hat and a part of his body? He is a toadstool, correct? Which is akin to fungi. So it would make sense that it is something his body grew, or maybe even had from birth, but is also removable and acts as a functional head cover. It just also happens to be made of the same material/tissue as his body and, as such, his species has a deep connection to their flesh hats and don't often remove them.

Maybe Toad's don't have nerve endings and can't feel pain?
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Postby brah_life » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:43 pm

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Postby poontangclan » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:51 pm

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no that's two different people
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:56 pm

different skin tone. different mouth. different shaped feet.

What kind of fuckery are you trying to pull here?
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Postby judge smails » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:00 pm

Yeah that’s Toad’s disgusting tanned cousin with three hairs on his stupid bald head. It makes me sick to look at.
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Postby Worship » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:42 pm

Also are we sure that toad is even a toadstool and not just a tiny human, furthering the hat argument? Dudes got 5 fingers
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Postby captainsunshine » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:58 pm

In the first video game Mario says "hey there mushroom" and in Mario 64 he says to him "what's it like being a toadstool" and toadstool responds "it's interesting"
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Postby Alex 2K » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:59 pm

I would like think that when the sentient toadstool began to evolve it either replicated this worlds ape stand-ins OR possibly became sentient during an evolution process that involved the synthesis of ape DNA - either through hunting or passively feeding on dead carcasses that fell in the toadstools sprouting area(s).
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Postby poontangclan » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:38 am

captainsunshine wrote:In the first video game Mario says "hey there mushroom" and in Mario 64 he says to him "what's it like being a toadstool" and toadstool responds "it's interesting"



What a fucking racist

he just says the M word straight to his face
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Postby No Doz » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:02 am

i'm team head
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Postby nerd eater » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:24 am

Worship wrote:Also are we sure that toad is even a toadstool and not just a tiny human, furthering the hat argument? Dudes got 5 fingers

Where's the nose?
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:32 am

After finding this evidence, I may have been swayed. Sorry guys
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Postby Worship » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:36 am

that is a massive malignant tumor :(
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:39 am

The shape is just coincidental
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Postby Alex 2K » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:26 pm

Someone shit on he skull.
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Postby t.doomhammer » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:25 pm

poontangclan wrote:
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no that's two different people


Mushroom head guy and his distant cousin, who has a carrot growing out of the top of his head.

So maybe they're little humanoids who grow vegetables for hair, and different races grow different things from out of their heads? He's not the only mushroom head guy in the games, maybe that's just what his species look like in that part of the world? Makes perfect sense to me.
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Postby BUTTTOUCHFEVER » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:10 pm

t.doomhammer wrote:
poontangclan wrote:
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no that's two different people


Mushroom head guy and his distant cousin, who has a carrot growing out of the top of his head.

So maybe they're little humanoids who grow vegetables for hair, and different races grow different things from out of their heads? He's not the only mushroom head guy in the games, maybe that's just what his species look like in that part of the world? Makes perfect sense to me.


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Postby turd burglar » Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:33 pm

captainsunshine wrote:if toadstool kingdom had a space program i highly doubt that they would spend the extra money on making a space mask that would accommodate the hat. most of their funds are tied up in boxes with question marks on them
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Postby andydansby » Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:40 pm

captainsunshine wrote:toadstool kingdom


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Postby captainsunshine » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:21 pm

Or mushroom kingdom or spaghetti island or wherever the hell they live
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Postby Brave Captain » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:39 pm

this is the dumbest thread in a minute
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Postby Cletis Vandamme » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:29 pm

Team head all the way. This thread makes me sick. I expected better from y'all (though I have no idea why).
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Postby The Great Hambino » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:31 pm

Brave Captain wrote:this is the dumbest thread in a minute


You can go ahead and fuck right off. Leave that negativity to yourself and answer the real question, head or hat?
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Postby poontangclan » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:33 am

The Great Hambino wrote:
Brave Captain wrote:this is the dumbest thread in a minute


You can go ahead and fuck right off. Leave that negativity to yourself and answer the real question, head or hat?


how dare he say that about our throbbing mushroom headed warrior
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Postby Alex 2K » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:53 am

Brave Captain wrote:this is the dumbest thread in a minute

As someone who understands all parties involved in this current debate I will speak for them in saying - shut yo bit ass up ol doodoo head ass trick ass not a real Captain ass motherfucker

Thank you for your input.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:56 am

Brave Captain wrote:this is the dumbest thread in a minute

hey great addition to the thread asshole
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Postby judge smails » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:13 am

Brave Captain wrote:this is the dumbest thread in a minute

This is the dumbest comment I’ve ever read
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:31 am

Worship wrote:that is a massive malignant tumor :(

it kinda cracked me up yesterday imagining that all of the toads are walking around with massive malignant tumors.
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Postby Career Suicide » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:05 pm

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Postby blackhawks#1 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:10 pm

goddamnit
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Postby Worship » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:30 pm

Career Suicide wrote:Head
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Giving it, that is
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B-)
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Postby captainsunshine » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:32 pm

good gig
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Postby poontangclan » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:05 pm

yo how are her tiddies poking out of her blouse like that

or are those shoulder pads part of her body
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Postby Sarahohio » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:40 pm

fuck that. he is a mushroom head
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Postby captainsunshine » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:51 pm

exactly
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Postby Worship » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:52 pm

sarah clearly missed the mounds of evidence otherwise
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Postby BobbyxBrother » Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:00 pm

This thread is incredible.

Also, it's his head.
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Postby Alex 2K » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:07 pm

Didn't know Peach was Toad's mother.
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Postby NALYD. » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:58 pm

The closest we ever got was Super Mario Strikers Charged, which briefly shows full polygonal models of character skeletons during an electrocution attack.


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Postby macho insecurity » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:00 pm

Career Suicide wrote:Head
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Giving it, that is
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glad i decided to open this on my work computer
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:02 pm

That's not how electricity works.
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Postby state violence » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:15 pm

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Postby scrubber » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:54 pm

Funniest thread in ages :smt005
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Postby NALYD. » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:39 pm

dank wrote:That's not how electricity works.


Someone clearly hasn't seen home alone 2
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Postby Worship » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:56 pm

NALYD. wrote:
The closest we ever got was Super Mario Strikers Charged, which briefly shows full polygonal models of character skeletons during an electrocution attack.


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awwww dip
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