Toad from Mario: Wearing a hat? or is the mushroom his head?

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:27 pm

If he's not playing the cowboy game, why would he wear the cowboy hat? the only people wearing the hats are participants in the game.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:28 pm

but he is wearing one
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:28 pm

His hat is not circumstantial to the game.
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:31 pm

Maybe Toad is autistic.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:32 pm

so he takes apart gameboys and puts them back together on the bus?
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:35 pm

mary's bro didn't like it when people fucked with his headphones or earmuffs. maybe toad doesn't like people messing with the HAT he's wearing
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:36 pm

FUCK THAT

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:45 pm

im getting so mad.

ITS A FUCKING HAT YOU BUTT FUCKERS
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:46 pm

It's pretty fucking obvious to me it's a hat.
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Postby NALYD. » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:49 pm

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It's clearly a parachute
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:50 pm

where's your god now, captainsunshine?
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:56 pm

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why would he care if it was a hat
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:57 pm

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how would he be grooving?
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:58 pm

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why would the ears sprout from the hat? and before you give me some shit about how mario's does the same that is DIFFERENT because his hat is actually down to his scalp, so it makes more sense that the ears come from his head out the hat
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:03 pm

as for why? all of that can be answered with this:

JAPANESE LIKE THINGS TO LOOK KAWAII
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Postby jesper » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:03 pm

good thread
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:03 pm

kawaii am





on the road again

there i go

up on the stageeee
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Postby jesper » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:04 pm

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Postby NALYD. » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:15 pm

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You can wear headphones over a hat.

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You can have cat ears on a hat.
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Postby Sernogath » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:23 pm

captainsunshine wrote:i just find it a little strange that they would go to such lengths to constantly accommodate his hat

:smt005 fuck you there’s no way it isn’t his actual gourd
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:27 pm

fred durst wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:i've always assumed it was a hat. what kind of mouth breather would think otherwise?

probably poster IThinkIts.Indecision, he's a furry.

You said you weren't trying to shame with that.

I am team head, though. The cartoon is such garbage that nintendo has basically apologized for it and why wouldn't a humanoid mushroom have a stupid looking head.

And while we're here, Kirby definitely wears shoes
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:31 pm

dank wrote:
fred durst wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:i've always assumed it was a hat. what kind of mouth breather would think otherwise?

probably poster IThinkIts.Indecision, he's a furry.

You said you weren't trying to shame with that.

I am team head, though. The cartoon is such garbage that nintendo has basically apologized for it and why wouldn't a humanoid mushroom have a stupid looking head.

And while we're here, Kirby definitely wears shoes
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To be fair you just proved me right.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:32 pm

NALYD. wrote:Image

You can wear headphones over a hat.
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to be fair, to be more like the picture i posted the actual phones would have to be on the upper level of beiber's beanie, you are posting a picture that is exactly what im getting at. beiber wants to hear his music so he has them over his beanie but where his ears would be. if we are going HAT logic then his headphones should be down lower
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:34 pm

I'm going to spike your drink with lil peep's xans...
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:37 pm

dank wrote:I'm going to spike your drink with lil peep's xans...

get em
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Postby jesper » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:37 pm

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whats up in here?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:45 pm

dank wrote:I'm going to spike your drink with lil peep's xans...

Its littty
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:50 pm

im really sad some of you are the way you are
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Postby judge smails » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:57 pm

captainsunshine wrote:Image
why would he care if it was a hat

Maybe Mario’s boner is poking him in the back.
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Postby jesper » Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:02 pm

man this shit is fucking WEIRD
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Postby Brave Captain » Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:04 pm

shut up and listen kooks

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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:40 pm

judge smails wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:Image
why would he care if it was a hat

Maybe Mario’s boner is poking him in the back.

cmon man look how high his dick is
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Postby Adonis » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:23 pm

i dont think ive ever looked at how high marios dick is in something before.

That said, tis a mufuckin HAT.
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:24 pm

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Postby Tduck666 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:40 pm

Brave Captain wrote:shut up and listen kooks




WELP
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:43 pm

Yall believe Loose Change too?
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Postby yiffcore » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:03 pm

The female toadettes had hair hanging down in Super Mario RPG, so yeah.
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Postby poontangclan » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:03 pm

captainsunshine wrote:
NALYD. wrote:Image

You can wear headphones over a hat.
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to be fair, to be more like the picture i posted the actual phones would have to be on the upper level of beiber's beanie, you are posting a picture that is exactly what im getting at. beiber wants to hear his music so he has them over his beanie but where his ears would be. if we are going HAT logic then his headphones should be down lower


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Postby vomitponx » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:36 am

the real question that needs to be asked here..
how old is mario and how old is peach marios got a fuckin stache and peach is a princess, not a queen. so whats the deal is mario a predator or what
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Postby Alex 2K » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:27 am

So.................


What if it is both a hat and a part of his body? He is a toadstool, correct? Which is akin to fungi. So it would make sense that it is something his body grew, or maybe even had from birth, but is also removable and acts as a functional head cover. It just also happens to be made of the same material/tissue as his body and, as such, his species has a deep connection to their flesh hats and don't often remove them.
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Postby poontangclan » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:46 am

Alex 2K wrote:So.................


What if it is both a hat and a part of his body? He is a toadstool, correct? Which is akin to fungi. So it would make sense that it is something his body grew, or maybe even had from birth, but is also removable and acts as a functional head cover. It just also happens to be made of the same material/tissue as his body and, as such, his species has a deep connection to their flesh hats and don't often remove them.



SWAAAAAAAG
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Postby judge smails » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:13 am

captainsunshine wrote:
judge smails wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:Image
why would he care if it was a hat

Maybe Mario’s boner is poking him in the back.

cmon man look how high his dick is

Fine, back of his head then. That’s not exactly better, is it?
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Postby yiffcore » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:15 am

judge smails wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:
judge smails wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:Image
why would he care if it was a hat

Maybe Mario’s boner is poking him in the back.

cmon man look how high his dick is

Fine, back of his head then. That’s not exactly better, is it?


Holy shit! Mario's tripping balls!
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Postby othernewest1 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:18 am

if were pickin sides consider me bieber ms13
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Postby macho insecurity » Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:32 am

Who else would pleasure Mario's glory pole?
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Postby I gave you power » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:14 am

Threads like this are why this board can never die.
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Postby SomeTribe » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:46 am

a mushroom cap...
A MUSHROOM cap.

Cap is hat, hat is cap.

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