Toad from Mario: Wearing a hat? or is the mushroom his head?

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:07 pm

Look here you ugly pieces of dogshit: Is this guy wearing a hat? or is this part of his dumb fucking head? All evidence points to this being a hat, and not part of his head. But some dumb motherfuckers like Bret Weed think it's part of his head.

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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:07 pm

just posting to agree. before the infidels come in here spewing hate and lies
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:08 pm

TEAM HAT STAND UP AND BE ACCOUNTED FOR
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:08 pm

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explain this picture that is canon unlike the picture you posted which isnt true canon
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:09 pm

oh look, a piece of SHIT
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:09 pm

how is that canon? is Mario a weaboo garbage drawing now?
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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:10 pm

Apparently, Toad went to a fucking hat store at some point and was born without a mushroom cap despite being a toadstool.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:12 pm

that argument makes no fucking sense. Everyone buys clothes.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:12 pm

so was he born with those clothes on in that picture?
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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:14 pm

fred durst wrote:that argument makes no fucking sense. Everyone buys clothes.



It's the biggest part of his identity as a toadstool. He's such a goddamn fun guy that his parents didn't even deviate from naming him after his species. Saying he's wearing a hat is like saying Skeltor was wearing a mask.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:16 pm

Then why do some Toads have hair that comes out from under their toadstool HATS Bret?
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:17 pm

xXxBretWeedxXx wrote:He's such a goddamn fun guy

:smt005
he's a "humanoid" mushroom which means maybe he doesn't have a mushroom cap for a head
http://mario.wikia.com/wiki/Toad_(character)
it's a hat
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Postby krujones » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:18 pm

ITS A HAT
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:18 pm

huge if true

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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:18 pm

fred durst wrote:Then why do some Toads have hair that comes out from under their toadstool HATS Bret?


those are strands of ligament remains from Toad being scalped.

or more realistically the cartoon is wrong and stupid because its just meant for kids.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:18 pm

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i feel like this picture strengthens my argument
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Postby osully55 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:19 pm

it's part of his big gay head. he's a literal mushroom. case closed.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:19 pm

osully55 wrote:it's part of his big gay head. he's a literal mushroom. case closed.

thank you!
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:19 pm

captainsunshine wrote:Image
i feel like this picture strengthens my argument

if anything it makes it more apparent that it is a hat.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:20 pm

fred durst wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:Image
i feel like this picture strengthens my argument

if anything it makes it more apparent that it is a hat.

dude what the fuck are you even saying that's that dude's head!!
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Postby The Great Hambino » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:20 pm

Maybe the strongest argument for Team Head is the recently released Super Mario Odyssey. Many Toads appear in the game, and they're almost all wearing actual hats.

For those not familiar with Super Mario Odyssey, Cappy is Mario's weird ghost/hat/friend that helps him out by possessing enemies and using their abilities to the pair's own nefarious ends. Cappy and his kind can possess just about anything, unless that being is already wearing a hat (in most instances, Mario has to knock hats off of his enemies in order for Cappy to psychically dominate them). And so, by the rules of this universe, a Cappy could not possibly sit atop that Toad if the spotted bulb were itself a hat. I don't make the obscure video game rules, folks, I just bring them up whenever there's an argument about imaginary characters.

In an extremely scientific and generally infallible Twitter poll of over 3,000 respondents, 66% agreed that Toad is not wearing a hat and that bulb is in fact his head. Given the evidence, the staff at Dorkly concurs with Team Head. The claim that Toads wear hats is just not well substantiated, especially given that a large part of the argument hinges on the canonical legitimacy of an old TV show that featured live-action guest stars like Magic Johnson and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
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Postby judge smails » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:21 pm

What an ugly motherfucker. You have three hairs, just shave them off and go bald. Gross.
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:21 pm

captainsunshine wrote:
osully55 wrote:it's part of his big gay head. he's a literal mushroom. case closed.

thank you!

SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:21 pm

I don't give a FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK about the Dorkly article's findings. This is a b9 discussion now Josh.
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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:21 pm

i've always assumed it was a hat. what kind of mouth breather would think otherwise?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:21 pm

judge smails wrote:What an ugly motherfucker. You have three hairs, just shave them off and go bald. Gross.

Yeah quit biting Homer Simpson's fucking swag, swag jacker!
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:22 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:i've always assumed it was a hat. what kind of mouth breather would think otherwise?

probably poster IThinkIts.Indecision, he's a furry.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:22 pm

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so he is wearing a hat on a hat?????
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Postby The Great Hambino » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:22 pm

You can't pull Billy's bullshit arguments that he also got from the internet, probably from the same article, and then cry foul when it doesn't align with your views.

It's a fucking head.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:22 pm

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:22 pm

captainsunshine wrote:Image
so he is wearing a hat on a hat?????

The japanese are strange people. They have great imaginations.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:23 pm

The Great Hambino wrote:, a Cappy could not possibly sit atop that Toad if the spotted bulb were itself a hat

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and he says something about magic Johnson. I'm just gonna assume that site is racist. FoH
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:25 pm

I hope that woman did not contract HIV.
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Postby krujones » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:28 pm

Maybe she gave him HIV
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:29 pm

VERY INTERESTING HOW TEAM HEAD HAS ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Postby brenton » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:29 pm

LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:
The Great Hambino wrote:, a Cappy could not possibly sit atop that Toad if the spotted bulb were itself a hat

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and he says something about magic Johnson. I'm just gonna assume that site is racist. FoH



Lemon just pulled a Johnny Cochran defending OJ on Hambino
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:32 pm

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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:34 pm

captainsunshine wrote:
fred durst wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:
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i feel like this picture strengthens my argument

if anything it makes it more apparent that it is a hat.

dude what the fuck are you even saying that's that dude's head!!

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:35 pm

Objection: that has nothing to do with this argument.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:36 pm

if toadstool kingdom had a space program i highly doubt that they would spend the extra money on making a space mask that would accommodate the hat. most of their funds are tied up in boxes with question marks on them
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Postby poontangclan » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:36 pm

what's going on with his whole genie in a bottle/ Ali Baba outfit?

Fucking Cultural Appropriation
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:37 pm

Wow Toad's an Islamaphobe? Even better.
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:37 pm

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so that's mario picking up a hat?


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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:37 pm

he is without a doubt the cutest character
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:38 pm

captainsunshine wrote:if toadstool kingdom had a space program i highly doubt that they would spend the extra money on making a space mask that would accommodate the hat. most of their funds are tied up in boxes with question marks on them


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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:38 pm

or is that white and black thing his head?
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:39 pm

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this is unrelated
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:41 pm

captainsunshine wrote:Image

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LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:if toadstool kingdom had a space program i highly doubt that they would spend the extra money on making a space mask that would accommodate the hat. most of their funds are tied up in boxes with question marks on them


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wrong again

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