RIP Patrice Oneal. 6 Years today

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Postby pickingpad » Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:04 am

I know i was late and its almost the next day but Post your fav bits or things youve heard him say
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Postby !azzip » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:21 am

Who?
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Postby take.off.the.flat.brim » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 am

he was maybe the best comic of all time...i have one word... TOLU
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Postby dyna-soar » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:12 am

take.off.the.flat.brim wrote:best comic of all time


:smt120
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Postby PaulKersey » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:18 am

take.off.the.flat.brim wrote:he was maybe the best comic of all time...i have one word... TOLU


Such an amazing riff/piece of crowd work.

The Patrice benefit lineup was announced. I've gone every year since it started but now it seems they've exhausted all of Patrices actual friends and people who sorts knew him, to now where it's people that had absolutely no connection to him. Not the greatest lineup, I have a show that night already that I would otherwise skip. Burr is still doing it but not a lot of comics I like overall.
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Postby NegaDuck » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:35 am

dyna-soar wrote:
take.off.the.flat.brim wrote:best comic of all time


:smt120


You got something to say you bogan?

Jim Jeffries sucks chump
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Postby B u g s » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:02 am

One of the funniest men of all time. Rest in Power.
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Postby Last Rites » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:22 pm

I put him behind Attell and Hedberg of comics I've seen live. He just had it.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:26 pm

What are you named after? Toenails and a hula hoop?
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Postby DG3000 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:35 pm

RIP to one of the Greats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4tNmFmCWMs

tell me a comic that's better....
I know some of yall prefer the blue collar comedy tour..
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Postby I gave you power » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:39 pm

As far as riffing on the crowd and coming up w/ stuff off the top (Tough Crowd, for instance), nobody has been better. As an actual personality and comedian he was incredible as well, one of the best of all time. But he's not the GOAT until somebody goes back into the 50s and kills Carlin before he gets into comedy.
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Postby DG3000 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:58 pm

I gave you power wrote:As far as riffing on the crowd and coming up w/ stuff off the top (Tough Crowd, for instance), nobody has been better. As an actual personality and comedian he was incredible as well, one of the best of all time. But he's not the GOAT until somebody goes back into the 50s and kills Richard Pryor before he gets into comedy.


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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:08 pm

my favorite stand up performer.

the ultimate master of ceremonies!!
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:19 pm

take.off.the.flat.brim wrote:he was maybe the best comic of all time...i have one word... TOLU

AY TOLU, THROW YOUR SPEAR AT THIS GUY
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:22 pm

Patrice vs Gallagher is the best O&A moment ever.
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:24 pm

"his mother is crying and we out here like 'That's what you get for letting your son come out here with these killers! ARFARFARFARF!!!"
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:24 pm

HE'S PARA-LYYYYYYYYZED
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:24 pm

fred durst wrote:Patrice vs Gallagher is the best O&A moment ever.

one of the runner ups is them talking about wesley snipes going to prison and the prison inmates saying "why arent you using your blade moves to get out of here blade?"
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:26 pm

The first time that I heard Tolu I was fucking weeping.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:28 pm

this is one of the hardest laughs of my life. they keep making Bobo get horny and unhorny and Patrice cannot handle it.

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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:30 pm

a weeping moment of laughter for me was the first time i heard that special and it is the part where he is talking about watching natural disasters happening on the tv and saying "you looking at all this horrible things and youre like 'oh my god this is terrible i cant um....i cant uh...................................................i cannot give a fuck about this shit"

the long pause he holds out is so fucking good
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:33 pm

captainsunshine wrote:a weeping moment of laughter for me was the first time i heard that special and it is the part where he is talking about watching natural disasters happening on the tv and saying "you looking at all this horrible things and youre like 'oh my god this is terrible i cant um....i cant uh...................................................i cannot give a fuck about this shit"

the long pause he holds out is so fucking good

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Postby WeGotTheJazz » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:35 pm

"Hey brotha don't get me wrong your black girl is fine but you see that white woman over there? That's top shelf white woman."
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:36 pm

"I thought I'd have me a white slave by now."
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:36 pm

it's a little uncomfortable in here right now cus we're working out deals with god

lol such a great follow up thing to say after saying he doesnt give a shit about people dying
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:37 pm

WeGotTheJazz wrote:"Hey brotha don't get me wrong your black girl is fine but you see that white woman over there? That's top shelf white woman."

my friends and i consistently use the phrase top shelf white woman because of that line. goddammit gonna have to go into another patrice black hole (pause) on youtube
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:01 pm

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Postby Nadafingahhh » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:19 pm

"His comedy is legendary. And when i say legendary, i mean a myth. "

RIP :smt010
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Postby Vergana » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:12 pm

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Postby ElectricWolfPit » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:28 pm


favorite bit
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Postby ElectricWolfPit » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:29 pm

fred durst wrote:HE'S PARA-LYYYYYYYYZED
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Postby ElectricWolfPit » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:30 pm

ITS THE NEW ROCK COAT MAN
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Postby judge smails » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:17 pm

fred durst wrote:HE'S PARA-LYYYYYYYYZED

He can't even wiggle his toes, take his socks!
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Postby judge smails » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:18 pm

!azzip wrote:Who?

You watch your fuckin mouth.
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Postby thathorates » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:46 am

"I'LL DROWN A DOG IN A BUCKET RIGHT NOW"
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Postby New Fury » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:05 am

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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:01 am

his bit at one of the roasts (i want to say it was charlie sheen's?) was epic.

also, this is one of my favorite scenes from The Office and it's just two words he says:
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:05 am

thathorates wrote:"I'LL DROWN A DOG IN A BUCKET RIGHT NOW"

"hi, im white lady and im here to say niggas probably did this"
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Postby thathorates » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:06 am

captainsunshine wrote:
thathorates wrote:"I'LL DROWN A DOG IN A BUCKET RIGHT NOW"

"hi, im white lady and im here to say niggas probably did this"


"I fucking HATE BAYBAYYYYYY seals, looking all cute and shit"
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:07 am

captainsunshine wrote:
thathorates wrote:"I'LL DROWN A DOG IN A BUCKET RIGHT NOW"

"hi, im white lady and im here to say niggas probably did this"

Puppies in a cup, missing their feet, it's wrroonggg!
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:20 pm

pee tastes like birthday cake
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Postby judge smails » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:53 am

WHOOO GOT SSSHHOT?
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:22 am

Even his small moments on The Office were funny as fuck. "You have fat butt disease, Michael?"
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