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Postby beldar » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:40 pm

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Postby BeatOffTheBrat » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:10 am

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Putting personal shit on social media


That belongs in the old people thread. I feel like the generations before us who didn't grow up with the internet are now learning the tough lessons that we took for granted as teens.

Jeff, maybe don't call someone a fruitbowl from your facebook account that lists the auto parts place you work at
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Postby markus aurelius » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:07 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
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Knew it... I'm white honey!

Missing the point of why people do it, but whateverrrrrrr


I keep considering it just because I know almost nothing about my dad's side of the family (my grandma refuses to tell any of us who my paternal grandfather was). But yeah, I have no doubt that I'd do it and just find more white person roots. "Oh cool, I'm one-eighth Yakubian."
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:47 am

markus aurelius wrote:I keep considering it just because I know almost nothing about my dad's side of the family (my grandma refuses to tell any of us who my paternal grandfather was). But yeah, I have no doubt that I'd do it and just find more white person roots. "Oh cool, I'm one-eighth Yakubian."

yeah i know several white people whose mother refuses to tell them who their father is. it's fucking weird.
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Postby markus aurelius » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:58 am

blackhawks#1 wrote:
markus aurelius wrote:I keep considering it just because I know almost nothing about my dad's side of the family (my grandma refuses to tell any of us who my paternal grandfather was). But yeah, I have no doubt that I'd do it and just find more white person roots. "Oh cool, I'm one-eighth Yakubian."

yeah i know several white people whose mother refuses to tell them who their father is. it's fucking weird.


Well damn, I didn't mean to find another thing for the list, but let's add it!
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Postby Mattciq » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:20 am

White dudes love getting lame-ass tattoos on their calves...especially cops and EMS
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:31 am

Mattciq wrote:White dudes love getting lame-ass tattoos on their calves...especially cops and EMS

haha, family crest shit
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Postby judge smails » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:39 am

Saying shit like “I’m a quarter Scottish, a quarter Irish, and half English.”
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:19 pm

using the fucking word "c.uck"
actually that should be in the corny thing b9ers love thread
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Postby arepa_your_mom » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:05 pm

As seen on TV products
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Postby creativexcover » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:16 pm

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Postby poontangclan » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:09 pm

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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:31 am

judge smails wrote:Saying shit like “I’m a quarter Scottish, a quarter Irish, and half English.”



"thats explains why i ____________. its just my __________ side coming out" i hope your kids get abducted if you say this kind of shit
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Postby brah_life » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:37 am

BeatOffTheBrat wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Putting personal shit on social media


That belongs in the old people thread. I feel like the generations before us who didn't grow up with the internet are now learning the tough lessons that we took for granted as teens.

Jeff, maybe don't call someone a fruitbowl from your facebook account that lists the auto parts place you work at


Yeah- you'd think someone that lists their employer would use a little more common sense and discretion, but most people these days aren't terribly bright. Always get a good laugh when some moron gets canned for saying something incredibly stupid.
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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:35 am

blackhawks#1 wrote:using the fucking word "c.uck"
actually that should be in the corny thing b9ers love thread

I thought it was hilarious in the Shane Diesel sense, and then a bunch of people started using it out of nowhere and killed it hard.
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Postby HULKSwagon » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:51 am

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Postby poontangclan » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:22 pm

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:
BeatOffTheBrat wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Putting personal shit on social media


That belongs in the old people thread. I feel like the generations before us who didn't grow up with the internet are now learning the tough lessons that we took for granted as teens.

Jeff, maybe don't call someone a fruitbowl from your facebook account that lists the auto parts place you work at


Yeah- you'd think someone that lists their employer would use a little more common sense and discretion, but most people these days aren't terribly bright. Always get a good laugh when some moron gets canned for saying something incredibly stupid.


It's such a weird one, like I'm all for shaming people who feel comfortable enough to write hateful shit from their personal FB account, but it's seems like the only lesson learnt is "make an anonymous twitter before sending rape threats"
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Postby othernewest1 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:32 am

blackhawks#1 wrote:using the fucking word "c.uck"
actually that should be in the corny thing why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? loves thread
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Postby Latenightloser » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:45 am

being really into shopping locally/small on social media, but in reality only really doing so once a year on small business saturday.

also, small business saturday.
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Postby Latenightloser » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:46 am

oh fuck - gluten free food products is the definition of white people shit
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Postby Queefer Sutherland » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:36 am

Being completely astonished every time the fajitas get brought out at an inauthentic Mexican restaurant.
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Postby the sandcub » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:54 pm

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Postby poontangclan » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:57 pm

othernewest1 wrote:
blackhawks#1 wrote:using the fucking word "c.uck"
actually that should be in the corny thing why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? loves thread


they love using that term as an insult

but there is a huge amount of vids on pornhub of dudes watching their wifes get railed

*alt right guy standing in front of the mirror crying*

"the cuuck was me all along"
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Postby jesper » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:00 pm

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Postby othernewest1 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:42 pm

damn i thought ppl stopped using that shit in highschool, i can still smell it
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Postby mikeaz » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:48 pm

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Postby chugging_pus » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:25 pm

Tori Amos

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Postby chugging_pus » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:30 pm

oh yea and Alanis Morrissette

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Postby topo » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:29 pm

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Postby lifejuice » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:56 pm

Record store day
Holidays that aren't thanksgiving or christmas
Those people who live in shacks so they can minimize their carbon footprint or whatever.
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Postby topo » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:16 am

Not wearing white after Labor Day
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Postby mikeaz » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:22 am

gentrification
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Postby Stormy » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:20 pm

talking like black people
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Postby Balls N' All » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:24 pm

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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:05 pm

being massive fans of adam sandler comedies well into their 30s/40s
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Postby Fester » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:28 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:being massive fans of adam sandler comedies well into their 30s/40s




You watch what you say about MTV!
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Postby JamesO))) » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:53 pm

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Postby fuck lambgoat » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:09 pm

mikeaz wrote:gentrification

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Good lord.
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Postby Fester » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:40 pm

JamesO))) wrote:Having rodents and lizards/reptiles as pets




Not corny, fuck you. Lizards are punk as shit


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Postby blackhawks#1 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:54 pm

lifejuice wrote:Those people who live in shacks so they can minimize their carbon footprint or whatever.

:smt005
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Postby LBird610 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:01 pm

topo wrote:Mass shootings
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Postby gman EB » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:06 pm

As someone is opening a gift, they feel the need to explain what it is as it’s being opened. Also making it known to the rest of the party that they bought said gift.
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Postby prisonofsoap » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:34 pm

Putting wreaths/antlers/rudolph noses on their lifted trucks and mini vans
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:39 pm

fuck lambgoat wrote:
mikeaz wrote:gentrification

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WHITE COFFEE


http://www.denverpost.com/2017/11/24/in ... n-protest/
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:41 pm

Lil Meatsauce wrote:
fuck lambgoat wrote:
mikeaz wrote:gentrification

Spoiler: show
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WHITE COFFEE


http://www.denverpost.com/2017/11/24/in ... n-protest/

shoulda burnt the motherfucker down tbh
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Postby oliviatremorcontrol » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:48 pm

BeatOffTheBrat wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Putting personal shit on social media


That belongs in the old people thread. I feel like the generations before us who didn't grow up with the internet are now learning the tough lessons that we took for granted as teens.

Jeff, maybe don't call someone a fruitbowl from your facebook account that lists the auto parts place you work at


I think he means airing dirty laundry on places like Facebook. Crap like that has become the norm across all demographics. There's no reason to demean your romantic partner for everyone to see.
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Postby Eyes of Madness » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:21 pm

Calling a popular character in a TV show their spirit animal.
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