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Postby snacks on snacks » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:21 pm

Researching their family ancestry
Family stickers on the back of minivans
Spitefully saying Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays
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Postby .45andaShovel » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:27 pm

Ordering a Large at Starbucks.
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Postby antipasto » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:28 pm

Pinterest
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Postby Brave Captain » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:29 pm

posting on the bridge 9 board
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Postby snacks on snacks » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:40 pm

Damn might as well shut it down
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Postby brah_life » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:41 pm

Dressing up their pets
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Postby chugging_pus » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:42 pm

Bitching on Yelp about restaurants like they're speaking to a victim psychologist
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Postby xponchx » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:48 pm

Corn
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Postby memoryfailure » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:49 pm

Saying the book was better
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Postby chugging_pus » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:52 pm

those stickfigure family stickers on the rear windshield

driving Dodge Rams when they live in suburban Connecticut
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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:54 pm

Majoring in stupid things like art, philosophy, Greek, etc
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Postby silence » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:28 pm

asking to talk to the manager
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:30 pm

shooting groups of people in fun exciting locations
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Postby Brave Captain » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:36 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Majoring in stupid things like art, philosophy, Greek, etc


thank god i'm half white aka only half stupid
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Postby brah_life » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:39 pm

Running in marathons
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:43 pm

thoughts and prayers
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Postby HULKSwagon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:44 pm

Trashing their local news affiliate's social media pages. i.e "I AM SORRY BUT HOW IS THIS NEWS?"
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Postby Fester » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:45 pm

Yoga, I guess...I dunno



Korn



Kayaking



White water rafting



New age religions



University student activism



Vegan warriorism
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Postby memoryfailure » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:47 pm

Pseudo-Asian Fermented Food Products
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Postby Brave Captain » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:48 pm

HULKSwagon wrote:Trashing their local news affiliate's social media pages. i.e "I AM SORRY BUT HOW IS THIS NEWS?"


someone also likes ABC7!!!!!!!!
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Postby born to die » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:48 pm

John Mayer
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Postby Fester » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:52 pm

Eating popcorn as a snack


Romantic comedies


Friends (tv show)


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Snitching/policing/vigilantism/busy body behavior



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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:57 pm

cops
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Postby Brave Captain » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:58 pm

piranhasauna
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:20 pm

United States national team - men's soccer
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Postby BeatOffTheBrat » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:04 am

vikings
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Postby memoryfailure » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:07 am

Visiting family in Knoxville
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Postby andydansby » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:44 am

Ethanol fueled rc cars
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Postby trentxedge » Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:34 am

Poorly making attempts to order food at Mexican restaurants in Spanish

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Postby putridspecies » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:06 am

calling people "buddy"
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Postby othernewest1 » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:28 am

The Beatles
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Postby BeatOffTheBrat » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:30 am

rugby
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Postby judge smails » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:27 am

Calling people snowflake
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Postby macho insecurity » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:36 am

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Running in marathons

Not Africans?
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Postby judge smails » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:41 am

Whites love bragging about running marathons
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Postby memoryfailure » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:42 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:
feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:Running in marathons

Not Africans?


As long as they're going back there, sure.
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Postby macho insecurity » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:42 am

Or they wear that marathon t-shirt everywhere.
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Postby memoryfailure » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:44 am

Color Runs not Colored Runs
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Postby macho insecurity » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:45 am

Musical Theater (this pertains to me hard)
Family meetings
Conversing with the stranger next to them on a plane
Heavily critiquing ethnic foods
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Postby SchlongConnery » Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:01 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Musical Theater (this pertains to me hard)
Family meetings
Conversing with the stranger next to them on a plane
Heavily critiquing ethnic foods


I feel like all of this pertains to you.
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Postby topo » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:06 am

Walking around like they don't have care in the world
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Postby EmmanuelXXX » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:13 am

“Don’t tread on me”
“Freedom isn’t free”
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Postby RJ Knuckles » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:14 am

othernewest1 wrote:Jimmy buffet


Watch it bub.
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:31 am

lettuce in their burritos
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Postby Bubs » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:59 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Conversing with the stranger next to them on a plane


I like how americans always wanna shoot the shit. In Canada, most people are kind of politely distant.
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Postby Bubs » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:02 am

Whoops. Should have saved that take for the "Americans are like this but Canadians are like THIS" thread.
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Postby turkitron » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:07 am

Brunch
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Postby The Toxic Avenger » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:07 am

“adventures”
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The Toxic Avenger wrote:“adventures”



Yeah...and nothing dangerous or reckless. Adventures probably translates into cuddling on a beach at night or driving to a different city 12 miles away
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