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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:16 am

Would rather have a bloodclot than be in Bloodclot
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Postby jesper » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:16 am

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:17 am

I had no idea those dudes weren't in QOTSA anymore.
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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:17 am

Oh I know Nick isn't with them anymore. Too busy holding his family hostage on a meth bender
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Postby DrewBlood » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:17 am

how many Fantanos would you need to kill to equal the value of one human life? for context, this one human life lives in Reno and works as a shift supervisor in a Walmart distribution center.
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Postby krujones » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:18 am

fred durst wrote:
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fred durst wrote:Would you rather get jerked off by your grandfather, or be retarded?


Was he a laborer or bureaucrat?

Are you asking if he has soft hands? because they're velvet smooth.


In that case there is only one answer
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Postby degradation » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:18 am

guys, there's no need to dig any deeper into that train track scenario. you should definitely run over the 1 person, and not the 5. you should not be asking questions. these sorts of dilemmas don't warrant asking questions to help narrow down your decision. there is only one decision.
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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:18 am

DrewBlood wrote:how many Fantanos would you need to kill to equal the value of one human life? for context, this one human life lives in Reno and works as a shift supervisor in a Walmart distribution center.

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Postby Worship » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:18 am

I think i have a blood clot in my arm right now :/
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:18 am

DrewBlood wrote:how many Fantanos would you need to kill to equal the value of one human life? for context, this one human life lives in Reno and works as a shift supervisor in a Walmart distribution center.

10 minimum.
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Postby jesper » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:19 am

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Postby krujones » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:19 am

What if I derail the train save all 6 people and only kill the 200 people on board the train?
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:19 am

degradation wrote:guys, there's no need to dig any deeper into that train track scenario. you should definitely run over the 1 person, and not the 5. you should not be asking questions. these sorts of dilemmas don't warrant asking questions to help narrow down your decision. there is only one decision.

you are so mad
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:20 am

krujones wrote:What if I derail the train save all 6 people and only kill the 200 people on board the train?

ideal
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Postby degradation » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:20 am

mad doesn't even describe it, i just feel so ultra republican right now. over 9000 republican.
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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:20 am

What if the lone person on the tracks was x Tim x
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:21 am

krujones wrote:
fred durst wrote:
krujones wrote:
fred durst wrote:Would you rather get jerked off by your grandfather, or be retarded?


Was he a laborer or bureaucrat?

Are you asking if he has soft hands? because they're velvet smooth.


In that case there is only one answer

:chicken:
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Postby Chris M. » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:21 am

theb00box wrote:What if the lone person on the tracks was x Tim x

then who was train?
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Postby nerd eater » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:21 am

What if Lars was one of the 5?
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:22 am

We still need to know what Bret thinks about this
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:22 am

if it's x tim x on the tracks I'm definitely pulling the lever.
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Postby The Great Hambino » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:22 am

Do I have to look grandpa in the eyes during the deed, or can I close my eyes and put headphones in?
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Postby jesse. » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:22 am

thread is stressin me out

i am seeing QOTSA tomorrow so i will see whoms't is still in the band
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Postby degradation » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:22 am

blackhawks#1 wrote:We still need to know what Bret thinks about this

this is the only opinion that matters
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:22 am

jesse. wrote:i am seeing QOTSA tomorrow

:smt007 :smt007 :smt007
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Postby krujones » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:22 am

The Great Hambino wrote:Do I have to look grandpa in the eyes during the deed, or can I close my eyes and put headphones in?


But eye contact is the most important part?
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Postby nerd eater » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:23 am

Bret is on the train in this scenario
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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:23 am

The Great Hambino wrote:Do I have to look grandpa in the eyes during the deed, or can I close my eyes and put headphones in?

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:23 am

The Great Hambino wrote:Do I have to look grandpa in the eyes during the deed, or can I close my eyes and put headphones in?

You don't have to make eye contact but you are consciously aware it is him regardless of what you're doing.
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Postby DrewBlood » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:25 am

jesse. wrote:thread is stressin me out

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Postby The Great Hambino » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:25 am

I'd still probably get stroked by ol' papa. We could talk about the afterlife (or lack thereof). It'd be great to see the old man again, even if just for 5-7 minutes.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:26 am

OH fuck jerked by ghost grandad.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:26 am

damn getting in on the second page feels bad
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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:26 am

The Great Hambino wrote:I'd still probably get stroked by ol' papa. We could talk about the afterlife (or lack thereof). It'd be great to see the old man again, even if just for 5-7 minutes.

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:26 am

edit: very cool, work internet. VERY cool.
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Postby krujones » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:26 am

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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:27 am

daddyyankme
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Postby Worship » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:27 am

LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:damn getting in on the second page feels bad

Board aint life
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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:28 am

krujones wrote:Image

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Postby nerd eater » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:28 am

Got Brian Regan tickets hell yeah. April is gonna be cool.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:28 am

Worship wrote:
LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:damn getting in on the second page feels bad

Board aint life


I was hooping
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Postby The Great Hambino » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:31 am

LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:
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LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:damn getting in on the second page feels bad

Board aint life


I was hooping


So is ball life then?
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Postby theb00box » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:33 am

Nothing is life (except for Tay's favorite band Nothing)
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:33 am

that was clunky. but you tried!
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:34 am

Can you change the title of the thread
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:35 am

The Great Hambino wrote:
LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:
Worship wrote:
LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:damn getting in on the second page feels bad

Board aint life


I was hooping


So is ball life then?


don't make me make this decision
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Postby degradation » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:35 am

degradation wrote:TAYTAY, change the thread title to "P2P: SS signup deadline is 10/27 also Jeff is a republicking"

everyone who wants to participate, email me the following list (stolen from the board SS thread):

Name:
Age:
Willing to Ship Internationally?:
Address:
Facebook/Blog/Etc:
Interests/Hobbies:
Favorite bands:
Favorite movies/TV:
Shirt size:
Edge?
Veg/Vegan?
Things you might want:
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Food allergies:
Amazon wishlist/online store links:
Other/Misc info:

EMAIL ADDY

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Postby Sarahohio » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:42 am

fred durst wrote:OH fuck jerked by ghost grandad.

sounds like a bad porno
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Postby Worship » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:43 am

Id click on it for sure
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:43 am

My Ass is Haunted
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