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Postby Sarahohio » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:38 pm

captainsunshine wrote:What the hell is cumtown haha

The only ones I remember hearing about is the word sex being in lion king, the priest having a boner in the little mermaid (and the penis underwater kingdom statue) and the supposed "good teenagers take their clothes" line in Aladdin which the last one is mad dubious since I have a hard time believing Steve from full house and the excellent fuller house was down to say that into a mic

I always thought he was saying, "take off your clothes" in Aladdin. it's right after he falls off the balcony at Jasmine's palace and the magic carpet brings him back up
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Postby c_floyd II » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:46 pm

Dumbo is dumb
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Postby Sarahohio » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:53 pm

damnit Erik and Cody. you guys are the worst tonight!
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:53 pm

A portmanteau for Taylor

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Postby nerd eater » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:57 pm

HAHAHAHAFUCK
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Postby c_floyd II » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:09 pm

Why did no one mention DARK is a terrible voice over.
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Postby krujones » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:15 pm

funboi wrote:Why did no one mention DARK is a terrible voice over.


Go to the audio settings. You can change it to just subtitles
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Postby Spider Jerusalem » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:23 pm

Cumtown is a podcast
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Postby captainsunshine » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:29 pm

Spider Jerusalem wrote:Cumtown is a podcast

I got that, I wanna know what the premise is with a name like that haha
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Postby Spider Jerusalem » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:41 pm

a jew, a greek dude and a white guy shit on whatever they feel like on a weekly basis. definitely not woke.


Cum town is not a socialist podcast it's not a fascist podcast it's a podcast about being gay with your dad
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Postby Rowan » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:50 pm

Worship wrote:
Rowan wrote:I cried like a BAYBAYYYYYY about three times during The Last Jedi.

The fuck? When??????

Jason hit the major one!
Need to reflect again to remember the others.
Very first time you see Leia,. Ugh my heart .
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Postby c_floyd II » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:53 pm

Also Becky, I appreciated how well everything was wrapped.
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Postby Rowan » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:56 pm

funboi wrote:Also Becky, I appreciated how well everything was wrapped.

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Postby blackhawks#1 » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:10 pm

very cool packages, becky and drew!

it's sad that carrie fisher passed like that. she seemed like a cool lady. if i was deeper into the star wars universe, seeing her would have made me choke up too.

so when my coworker passed in april this year, i sent a sympathy card to her sister and family. also wrote a note on their website for her obituary. i had never met her family before, and never heard anything until i just got a christmas card in the mail from her sister. it was super sweet and grateful (she even put hearts as the dots in my name). that was nice to get.
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Postby Spider Jerusalem » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:16 pm

best carrie fisher story

“I knew [the producer] would probably be there, so I went to his office and personally delivered a Tiffany’s box wrapped with the white bow. It was a cow tongue from [Los Angeles'] Jerry’s Famous Deli with a note that said, ‘If you ever touch my darling Heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box.’” Ross finished the story by saying, “If you don’t know what a cow tongue looks like, Google it.”
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Postby Rowan » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:58 pm

blackhawks#1 wrote:very cool packages, becky and drew!

it's sad that carrie fisher passed like that. she seemed like a cool lady. if i was deeper into the star wars universe, seeing her would have made me choke up too.

so when my coworker passed in april this year, i sent a sympathy card to her sister and family. also wrote a note on their website for her obituary. i had never met her family before, and never heard anything until i just got a christmas card in the mail from her sister. it was super sweet and grateful (she even put hearts as the dots in my name). that was nice to get.

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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:52 am

ya I tear up every time I see Brian O'Conner come on screen
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Postby krujones » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:54 am

Hello I am kind of drunk
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:59 am

its early on a Monday morning my dude, get it together. unless you don't have work, carry on my wayward son
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Postby nerd eater » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:09 am

krujones wrote:Hello I am kind of drunk

I'm Dan

blackhawks#1 wrote:very cool packages, becky and drew!

it's sad that carrie fisher passed like that. she seemed like a cool lady. if i was deeper into the star wars universe, seeing her would have made me choke up too.

so when my coworker passed in april this year, i sent a sympathy card to her sister and family. also wrote a note on their website for her obituary. i had never met her family before, and never heard anything until i just got a christmas card in the mail from her sister. it was super sweet and grateful (she even put hearts as the dots in my name). that was nice to get.

Thats great. I know that really shook you when it happened. Nice to hear from the family.
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Postby jesper » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:28 am

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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:31 am

Dumbo is already the darkest movie in the Disney franchise. Tim Burton will just accentuate that.
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:42 am

yall see that dude get a bike slammed into his head for talkin shit?
http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video ... L5JJwbVHl6
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Postby cutoffatmohegan » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:50 am

That's what'll happen to racist pieces of shit.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:51 am

Feels good.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:54 am

LOLLLLLLLLL an Atletico Madrid player went in full blackface to a costume party and is getting dragged hard on the internet

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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:55 am

LOLL Judas Priest. gotta admit tho, he did a pretty good job with the make up. i don't see any streaks.
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:56 am

WOWWW. That is some Robert Downey Tropic Thunder level blackface.
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Postby cutoffatmohegan » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:56 am

Woof. Not a good look.
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:57 am

ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe wrote:WOWWW. That is some Robert Downey Tropic Thunder level blackface.

:smt005 seriously
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:57 am

first thing I saw today when I picked up my phone in bed. said 'wow' outloud and went back to sleep.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:01 am

y'all wanna see someone knock themselves out?

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/94 ... tosize%3D1
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:02 am

LOL someone pouring beer on him while he's knocked out cold
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:13 am

y'all watch that Jake Byrd guy on Jimmy Kimmel at the Roy Moore Rally?
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Postby theb00box » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:17 am

fred durst wrote:y'all watch that Jake Byrd guy on Jimmy Kimmel at the Roy Moore Rally?

My best friend showed me it last week and I love it hahaha
"he's a MAN's man. Does that look like the face of a molester?"
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:17 am

"if you were 140 years younger, he'd be allll over you."
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Postby theb00box » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:20 am

"Womyn have been liars"
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:20 am

that shit was hilarious. we need more conner o'malley videos
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:21 am

"I got kicked out for being too loud with the wordsies, just like those WOMEN WHO CAN'T KEEP A SECRET" made me spit my coffee out.
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Postby theb00box » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:25 am

Bawitdaba wrote:that shit was hilarious. we need more conner o'malley videos

concur with that shit. I still watch Wrigleyville Cubs Playboys
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:27 am

"we play bags everyday"
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Postby theb00box » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:29 am

"Varsity Blues was exactly what my HIGH SCHOOL WAS!"
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:30 am

i watch the first season of sons of anarchy EVERY DAY
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Postby c_floyd II » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:34 am

Bawitdaba wrote:yall see that dude get a bike slammed into his head for talkin shit?
http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video ... L5JJwbVHl6



Good lord that was a beat down
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:35 am

Yeah that guy got TUNED UP.
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:36 am

lol cody that video you tagged me in yesterday
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Postby krujones » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:40 am

He picked the wrong dude to say that to. Jesus
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Postby nerd eater » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:41 am

Starting Monday listening off with Suicide File. Never a bad idea.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:43 am

I just sent that worldstarhiphop video to my boss. He's losing his mind.
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Postby Bawitdaba » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:44 am

that new UFO video released by the navy is so fuckin cool
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