2017 Secret Santa - Enough Buying, Start Sending!

[ooGracie]

Name: Gracie
Sex: F
Age: 33
Address: (in email)
Facebook/Blog/Etc: @OMGracie

Interests/Hobbies: LA Kings, LA Dodgers, Cooking, Alcohol/mixology, my dog Hal (95 lbs great dane mix), traveling, glass etching, BRUNCH, irish coffee, entertaining, camping, BBQing

Favorite bands: Death Cab for Cutie, The Menzingers, the Bronx, the Good Life, Cursive, The Postal Service, Rilo Kiley, Brand New, the Get Up Kids, Saves the Day, At the Drive In, Strike Anywhere.

Favorite movies/TV: Game of Thrones, The Bachelor/ette, 90 Day Fiance (lol shut up), Catfish, Handmaids Tale, Zoolander, The Machinist, I Love You Man, Donnie Darko, Fire in the Sky, Day After Tomorrow (ahahaha), The Stuff, The Other Sister, Law & Order (SVU and Criminal Intent), Monster...

Shirt size: Medium
Edge? Newp
Veg/Vegan? No

Things you might want: something local and/or handmade would be nice! Booze, something for my dog, maybe. Something cool for camping maybe. A naked picture of Paul Rudd.

Things you DON'T want: celery would not be my favorite gift. I would say nick nacks I general since I live in such a tiny house.

Food allergies: Tropical fruit

Amazon wishlist/online store links: No, sorry

Other/Misc info: IG is @OMGracie and FB is Gracie Brown

[!azzip]

I’m in, I just gotta fill that shit out

[The Great Hambino]

I’m in, I just gotta fill that shit out

In honor of this possibly being the last SS, could you do penis name drawings for everyone?

[Benjamin]

Will hopefully sign up after work tonight. Hope the person I get isn't the only person that stiffs like what happened last year. What did he end up sending out? A 7" to someone without a turntable and some empty gift cards in like February?

[!azzip]

I’m in, I just gotta fill that shit out

In honor of this possibly being the last SS, could you do penis name drawings for everyone?

honestly.....yea

[dreamcatchers]

I wish I could do SS this year but I'm starting the process of moving. Hope no one gets stiffed this year!

[ass eyes]

Name: Aaron
Sex: M
Age: 29
Address: In e-mail
Facebook/Blog/Etc: https://www.facebook.com/cara1ho
Interests/Hobbies: Soccer, computer stuff, Guitar, Comedy
Favorite bands: Iron Boots, Set To Explode, Victim, Black Sheep Squadron, Cro-Mags, Jerry's Kids, Dinosaur Jr.
Favorite movies/TV: RoboCop, Silicon Valley, Big Mouth, Major Payne, Paid In Full, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Do the Right Thing
Shirt size: Medium
Edge? Nope
Veg/Vegan? Vegetarian
Things you might want: Wishlist. Cool band stuff (stickers, pins). Tattoo flash
Things you DON'T want: thicc milky loads
Food allergies: None
Amazon wishlist/online store links: http://a.co/caoAJkZ
Other/Misc info:

[Scumontherun]

Things you DON'T want: thicc milky loads

Think we can all agree.

[Worship]

not unless it's in popsicle form and kept at an appropriate temperature during transit

[ooGracie]

[!azzip]

Send me everyone’s address

[crossedout]

I am still butthurt that I never received my SS present from like 10 yrs ago!!!!

[!azzip]

I’ll send you a postcard

[ImASinkingShip]

Name: Jeff
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Address: In email
Facebook/Blog/Etc: IG - @sven.inqvist http://www.facebook.com/jeffcollinsjr
Interests/Hobbies: I've recently moved to Brooklyn from Scranton, PA, so lately I've been doing a ton of exploring the neighborhoods and trying as much coffee as I can. I like reading books (more short story collections anymore), playing music, and trying new coffee/beer/soda.
Favorite bands: American Nightmare, The Ergs, Jawbreaker, Saves The Day, Descendents, Alvvays, Beverly, Tigers Jaw, Pity Sex, Joyce Manor, Alkaline Trio, Carry On, Nightmare of You, Like It Or Not, Ceremony, The Get Up Kids, Digger, Last Lights, Hemingway, The Motorcycle Industry, The Vandals
Favorite movies/TV: The Simpsons, Parks and Rec, Twilight Zone, Rick and Morty, Futurama. White Zombie, Night of the Living Dead, Halloween, Friday the 13th (whole series), My Neighbor Tororo, Hellraiser, Spring, Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, anything by Argento. Pretty much, I love horror movies.
Shirt size: Large
Edge? No
Veg/Vegan? Vegetarian
Things you might want: Cool shit from your area, like local coffee, coffee mug from a cafe local to you, beer, etc. It'd be cool to hear your music if you make some. Pins and stickers, especially Simpsons, are always really awesome.
Things you DON'T want: A cat because I'm allergic and literal shit because this is the B9.
Food allergies: None that I'm aware of.
Amazon wishlist/online store links: I have to edit my old ones and update my record list.
Other/Misc info: I'll update this more before 11/17. I've had great experiences with this in the past. I'm very excited to get my person and pick out stuff for them!

[The Great Hambino]

All emails have been responded to. Participation is slightly down from last year, but all the heavy hitters from past SS are participating.

[The Great Hambino]

Name: Joshua Warren Ladd
Sex: M
Age: 29
Address: Eating pizza somewhere
Facebook/Blog/Etc: facebook.com/joshuawladd & Instagram.com/joshwladd
Interests/Hobbies: Board games, motorcycles, videogames, music and family (wife, kid and two corgis)
Favorite bands: Alk3, NFG, Less Than Jake, Have Heart, Butch Walker & the Black Widows, Billy Joel
Favorite movies/TV: Frasier and Atlanta
Shirt size: L
Edge? Nope
Veg/Vegan? Nope

Things you might want:
- Cute things for the kid would be great. She'll be turning two in January.
- Anything Studio Ghibli related
- Motorcycle Stuff (Vintage Magazines, T-shirts, patches, etc.)
- Boardgames – My collection is getting pretty big. To avoid getting duplicates I’ve added the games currently missing to my Amazon wishlist. If you want to grab a board game I strongly recommend checking out coolstuffinc.com as their prices are often better than Amazon’s.
- Records - Really big into classic movie scores and anything by John Williams, Joe Hisaishi, Danny Elfman or Adam Silvestri
- Dog treats/toys
- Comic Book related things

Things you DON'T want: Books (I’m so far behind already) and candy (I’m so fat)
Food allergies: Cilantro and thicc milky loads are big NOPES
Amazon wishlist/online store links: http://a.co/fMY4WTg
Other/Misc info: Stoked we’re getting to do this for at least another year.

[Heathenist]

Name: Trey
Sex: Cis-Male
Age: 28
Address: In-email
Facebook/Blog/Etc: https://www.instagram.com/treyladd/

Interests/Hobbies: Records, tattoos, movies, rock climbing, my dog, camping/hiking, jiu jitsu

Favorite bands: Brand New, Converge, Ryan Adams, Otis Redding, Infest, Blacklisted, Lucero, Pissed Jeans, Night Birds, YAITW, Power Trip, Dinosaur Jr.

Favorite movies/TV:
Movies: Terminator 2, Predator (pretty much anything Arnold), anything Tarantino, Mad Max:Fury Road, Dumb and Dumber, Halloween, The Thing (anything Carpenter), Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Home Alone 1&2
TV: The Office, Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec

Shirt size: M
Edge? Basically
Veg/Vegan? pescatarian

Things you might want: records (especially soul, classic country, garage punk, Lucero, and Dino Jr.), cassettes, art (especially if you happen to be an artist), movies (especially horror), band/horror movie shirts, doggie stuff (she's a size medium I think), tattoo books, pins, patches, bike stuff

Things you DON'T want: food (except dog treats), gift cards, used underwear, batteries, office supplies

Food allergies:nah, I'm just super picky.
Amazon wishlist/online store links: https://amzn.com/w/2O7K2R848OER3
Discogs(don't have a want list on discogs, but here is most of what I already have):https://www.discogs.com/user/tlg0309/collection
Other/Misc info: uhhh, I'm working on a PhD, but I don't think that's super relevant.

[!azzip]

Really takin my time

[Scumontherun]

Really takin my time

cause you're on STRIKE

[ooGracie]

Lol @ secret santa "heavy hitters"

[ooGracie]

When do you expect you will send out our matches?

[Killedbyschool]

I'll be signing up I just haven't had a chance to sit down with it.

[The Great Hambino]

I'll be signing up I just haven't had a chance to sit down with it.

I got you playa.

[macho insecurity]

When do you expect you will send out our matches?

[lala fuck you]

Name: GUILLERMO
Sex: M
Age:37
Address: (If you don't want it public, just put "In e-mail" here)
Facebook/Blog/Etc: https://www.instagram.com/fartsarejazztoassholes/
Interests/Hobbies: tv, arts, music, graphic novels, kidrobot, vans, supreme, fuct, graffiti, wuvable oaf, photography, Tom of Finland
Favorite bands: d4, rixe, gauze, tragedy, danny brown, iron chic, ghost, strike anywhere, camera silens, cock sparrer, misfits, career suicide, black flag, smiths etc
Favorite movies/TV: game of thrones, simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, Mr robot, venture bros, Rick and morty, always sunny, the raid 1 and 2, marvel movies, brooklyn nine nine, etc
Shirt size: xl
Edge? no
Veg/Vegan? no but it doesn't bother me
Things you might want: shirts, books, cool toys, happy socks, movies, among the thugs anything really
Things you DON'T want: don't be a cheap ass
Food allergies: no
Amazon wishlist/online store links:
Other/Misc info: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=mw_ ... y=wishlist

i'll update later

[lala fuck you]

Lol @ secret santa "heavy hitters"

ur a heavy hitter

[Shnoopy y VVoodstock]

Name: Derek

Sex: All MAN

Age: 27

Address: (If you don't want it public, just put "In e-mail" here)

Facebook/Blog/Etc: None

Interests/Hobbies: All things History, books, biographies, love the Prohibition era, etc. Baseball (SF Giants), Football (SF Niners), Hockey (SJ Sharks), Soccer (U.S.- SJ Earthquakes// World- Chelsea FC), want to start collecting historical stuff! That would be cool. Anything Halloween, live all things Halloween.. I want to start collecting retro Halloween decorations, shirts, etc.

Favorite bands: Mammoth Grinder, Motion City Soundtrack, Blink 182, Kendrick Lamar, Type O Negative, Nine Inch Nails, Power Trip, Xibalba,

Favorite movies/TV: Boardwalk Empire, shit idk, action movies, horror, etc. haha

Shirt size: Small (shirt) Small in (Sweater) -- (Medium in Longsleeve)

Edge? Nope

Veg/Vegan? Nope but open to Veg/Vegan treats

Things you might want: I would love to know where you're from, talk to me about your town, the significance of it, is there a cool thing your town has that I could have? Like a specific post card or something. Open to receive treats and such! Drawings are cool, I can try and add more.

Things you DON'T want: Dirty undergarments. A penis pump

Food allergies: Nah

Amazon wishlist/online store links: None

Other/Misc info:

[Shnoopy y VVoodstock]

excited to participate again!

[ass eyes]

When do you expect you will send out our matches?

[The Great Hambino]

From my first post - Sign up will run through Friday, November 10th. This leaves five weeks to sign up, this should be plenty of time. I will e-mail everyone their assigned person by the following Friday, November 17th.

[jesse.]

When do you expect you will send out our machetes?

is how i keep reading this

[creativexcover]

Would gladly accept a machete

[jesse.]

Would gladly accept a machete

let's start a b9 machete club and just sit around sharpening them and hacking at banana stalks

[creativexcover]

Would gladly accept a machete

let's start a b9 machete club and just sit around sharpening them and hacking at banana stalks

Blade 9

[jesse.]

YES

[ooGracie]

From my first post - Sign up will run through Friday, November 10th. This leaves five weeks to sign up, this should be plenty of time. I will e-mail everyone their assigned person by the following Friday, November 17th.

Has it been this close to xmas in previous years? That is cutting it close when you factor in shipping time from the internet to gifter and then from gifter to giftee!

[The Great Hambino]

From my first post - Sign up will run through Friday, November 10th. This leaves five weeks to sign up, this should be plenty of time. I will e-mail everyone their assigned person by the following Friday, November 17th.

Has it been this close to xmas in previous years? That is cutting it close when you factor in shipping time from the internet to gifter and then from gifter to giftee!

Yeah, this was the cutoff date we've used for the last two years. I actually bumped it up a week to give people more time.

[macho insecurity]

From my first post - Sign up will run through Friday, November 10th. This leaves five weeks to sign up, this should be plenty of time. I will e-mail everyone their assigned person by the following Friday, November 17th.

Has it been this close to xmas in previous years? That is cutting it close when you factor in shipping time from the internet to gifter and then from gifter to giftee!

Yeah, this was the cutoff date we've used for the last two years. I actually bumped it up a week to give people more time.

Is that right? It def felt earlier in the past, but I usually don’t have an issue with procrastination so it won’t affect me.

[The Great Hambino]

From my first post - Sign up will run through Friday, November 10th. This leaves five weeks to sign up, this should be plenty of time. I will e-mail everyone their assigned person by the following Friday, November 17th.

Has it been this close to xmas in previous years? That is cutting it close when you factor in shipping time from the internet to gifter and then from gifter to giftee!

Yeah, this was the cutoff date we've used for the last two years. I actually bumped it up a week to give people more time.

Is that right? It def felt earlier in the past, but I usually don’t have an issue with procrastination so it won’t affect me.

If y'all are worried I'm happy to send out matches earlier. I definitely sent out matches later last year than I am this year and nobody seemed to have an issue, but if everyone feels strongly enough I'm happy to change it.

[ooGracie]

I just feel like a lot of gifts will be super late if we leave it how it is.

That's just my $0.02 though! You're the boss!

[The Great Hambino]

I'll bump it up a week since mostly everyone has signed up. Will look to have matches sent by Nov. 10th

[ass eyes]

Thanks daddy-o

[macho insecurity]

sweet.

[Benjamin]

Posting a few days after getting my response from Hambino but here's my list.

Name: Benjamin
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Address: In email
Interests/Hobbies: Photography, collecting vinyl, hiking (mostly short few hour hikes), video games (xbox/Nintendo), Comics (Image, DC, marvel...doesn't really matter), travelling. Not really a hobby but just got into crock pot cooking.
Favorite bands: Wolves in the Throne Room, Sigur Ros, Purity Ring, Horror Show, True Love, Power Trip, Rival Mob, Hierophant, Young and in the Way, Run the Jewels
Favorite movies/TV: Game of Thrones, Interstellar, Alien, Fury Road, District 9, Lord of the Rings, Jaws, The Office, Vikings, Marvel movies, most sci fi and fantasy I'll give a shot.
Shirt size: Large
Edge? No
Veg/Vegan? No
Things you might want: Something from my wishlist or to do with my hobbies.
Things you DON'T want: Food unless it's regional candy or something that won't go bad.
Food allergies: None
Amazon wishlist/online store links: Amazon- http://a.co/5Y71jGX
Other/Misc info: Instagram is mayor_benjamin

[Cutsman]

Name: Tim
Age: 29
Address: In Email
Facebook/Blog/Etc: http://www.facebook.com/timcoverdale
Interests/Hobbies: comic books, superheroes(movies,tv,toys etc), video games (PC, Xbox), reading
Favorite bands: tegan and sara, watsky, blink 182, lil dicky, protest the hero,cancerbats
Favorite movies/TV:the flash, arrow, supergirl, smallville, stranger things,rick and morty, suits, daredevil, jessica jones, sword art online
Shirt size: M
Edge? Nah
Veg/Vegan? Nah
Things you might want: shirts, toys (i also like pop figures), posters/artwork, bluray
Things you DON'T want: Im cool with anything pretty much
Food allergies: None

Im just into a lot superhero shit and video games. I pretty much just watch that stuff and youtuber gamers (the really famous ones, vanoss/delirious/ohmwrecker etc). Im honestly pretty easy to buy for. Even if you just surprise me with random stuff i'll be happy.

[BETRAYED BY LIFE]

Name: Tyler Larson

Sex: M

Age: 29

Address: in email

Facebook/Blog/Etc: fb.com/tylerjameslarson, instagram @ tylr.lrsn

Interests/Hobbies: Photography, Hiking, Pittsburgh Steelers, Dogs, Craft beer, motorcycles, skateboarding, DC comics (Batman/Deathstroke specifically)

Favorite bands: Power Trip, Cro Mags, Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, Metallica, Haim, Gaslight Anthem, Motorhead

Favorite movies/TV: Game of Thrones, Rocky, Lord of the Rings trilogy

Shirt size: Large

Edge? Nope

Veg/Vegan? Nope

Things you might want: anything photography (I shoot with canon, so things like ND filters and polarizers 52mm & 58mm) Telephoto lens, or any lens would be kick ass but not expected. No expectations really though, whatever you think would be cool.

Things you DON'T want: dvds etc, I am not in front of the tv very much

Food allergies: None

Amazon wishlist/online store links:
none

Other/Misc info: party time, excellent

[Scumontherun]

Out of curiosity. How do you match folks if there is an odd amount of people who sign up?

[creativexcover]

I'm sure there's gotta be someone willing to do two people

[The Great Hambino]

Out of curiosity. How do you match folks if there is an odd amount of people who sign up?

Magic.

Edit: It also doesn't matter if I have an even or odd number of people sign up.

[macho insecurity]

he creates a fake profile for himself and receives double secret santas.