teddy boy greg is calling ICE on people now

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Postby HunterWinstead » Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:34 am

About to drop some more gold in here. Still got the rap track I made and I'll post some more screenshots.

https://soundcloud.com/ted-e-bhoay/fuck-the-b9

Holy shit I forgot how long and dumb this song is lmao
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Postby RouletteSyndrome » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:59 am



Holy shit this is a classic. Weren't these clips from voicemails he was leaving people?
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Postby HunterWinstead » Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:12 am

Yup. I'm pretty sure he was sending voicemails to A.CB or somebody who would then post them in here.
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Postby macho insecurity » Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:53 am

That was awesome to relive. There’s one more where he says DEFUHMAYSHUN OF FUCKIN KARACTUR right before beat drops.
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Postby True Rockin' Toe Sucker » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:16 pm

LOL

"Wetbackbillies"

You remember teddy grahams, what about teddy boy greg grahams.. available in cigggarets, feet, cumm, MRSA, and many more flavors
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Postby heinous » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:53 am

I pulled out my leather jacket that I haven't worn since last year and found my fuck Mike Simpson koozie in a pocket
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Postby True Rockin' Toe Sucker » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:57 am

Aren't you Mike Simpson? Hey, fuck you!
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Postby lala fuck you » Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:02 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:his sister was way cool. wonder what happened to her.

Still swinging
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Postby heinous » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:27 pm

True Rockin' Toe Sucker wrote:Aren't you Mike Simpson? Hey, fuck you!

Pretty sure ACB was Mike Simpson. I'm just a lonely guy that cosplayed at tbg in my younger days and made those koozies
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Postby memoryfailure » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:37 pm

Mike Simpson is neither ACB nor Heinous. He's a South Jersey fucking joke that can eat all of my Cummmmm
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Postby memoryfailure » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:38 pm

heinous wrote:I pulled out my leather jacket that I haven't worn since last year and found my fuck Mike Simpson koozie in a pocket


I just found one these in my cabinet the other day. Thought I had lost it.
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Postby !azzip » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:57 pm

sharon simpson is a whore
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Postby BeatOffTheBrat » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:35 am

lala fuck you wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:his sister was way cool. wonder what happened to her.

Still swinging



oh rly

like in the black ace tattoo way or the goofy jim crow era dancing way
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Postby eyeforaneye » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:40 am

Didn't his sister date some wp dude?
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:13 am

so i had her number for a bit (just messaged her and asked for it) and we used to text years ago when the thread was in it's prime and greg started sending VM's. i wanted to get to know her perspective on the situation and get to know her.

1. she was awesome and super friendly
2. never dated a WP dude to my knowledge
3. pretty sure she was into swinging (3somes specifically), although i can't remember
4. Greg was completely disowned by his family after he basically started tattooing his face and went insane.
5. confirmed that Greg was a scorned Jesus kid who fell in with the wrong crowd + drugs (although we already knew that)

other than that, she would text me out of the blue and ask how i was doing and how the board was doing. nothing too crazy. out of nowhere we stopped casually chatting and she disappeared from the board.
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Postby Losing Battle » Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:13 am

I remember picking up some cheap ass tattoo magazine at a Wal Mart a few years ago and saw that they gave that guy a full spread of all his crappy tattoos. I honestly wish I knew why he was ever given that in the first place. Then again, it was filled with plenty of photos of bad tattoos so maybe it just went along with the theme.
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Postby heinous » Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:42 pm

I remember him posting that we was gonna be in magazines, that was probably it
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Postby bolster315 » Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:44 pm

I recently scheduled a tattoo appointment for the AN shield on my elbow, the reminder card stated i was getting a barber pole on my nose. it had a high lol factor
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Postby turkitron » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:24 pm

That is fucking awesome.

Ya know I'm kinda glad he achieved the most pathetic amount of fame a person can achieve and that it totally went to his head. Think about how he must feel when everything fell through. His Tim and Eric appearance, "all the magazines" and "interviews" he was doing, and now here we are on the other side of it where he's getting fired from being a fucking barber and him crying about how he wants to move to Russia. I typically don't enjoy reveling in others misery, but in his particular case, it's marvelous.
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:42 pm

Remember that super gay podcast he did? Totally unfunny
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Postby Que Sera Sera » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:12 pm

was that the podcast a bunch of us called into and he hung up on everyone
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Postby SchlongConnery » Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:15 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Remember that super gay podcast he did? Totally unfunny


I want those minutes of my life back
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Postby haitchcee » Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:21 am

whenever this or related TBG threads pop up again I am always thinking 'PLEASE let it be someone has kicked the living shit out of him'. Alas no.
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Postby harshtruthcameraeye » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:29 pm

his Dad died today and while that's awful he posted this on IG

teddysrocknrollbarbershopHe finally died about an hour ago this is him gone in his chair talking to my sister now on video back in newjersey she told me not to curse on video my normal language cuz a chaplain was there lol now from hospice I laughed and said my dad would of told them why the fuck are you here and to leave his fucking home ! he wasn’t a religious man at all or believer what a waste for them to be there he would of said take your preaching somewhere else lol ! this is my dad dead in his favorite recliner at home surrounded by my family my dad had liver and lung cancer he decided 2 days ago he wanted to check out and it was his time so i respect his wishes I’m at peace with it and we talked on video phone the other day and said our goodbyes before they put him on morphine and he was unconscious the past 2 days hospice put him on so many pain meds he was just sitting in his favorite chair in the living room the past 48 hours just waiting to take his last breaths basically sleeping and doped up on the meds not speaking ! my dad was 60 years old he smoked from the age of 16 to 54 he quit 6 years ago but the damage was done I guess I myself am a heavy smoker I told him I’d try to quit myself now after seeing him I don’t want my kids in russia who I’ll be having to have to watch me go out like this in 25 years cuz of cancer I take a lot after my dad and I’m a heavy smoker ! he was diagnosed with stage 4 liver and lung cancer back in May and did chemo up untill about a week ago and it tore him apart he decided he was done and wanted to die on his terms ! He wants to be cremated I’m gonna get some of the ashes and mix it in tattoo ink and get a tattoo with his ashes in my skin and I’ll bring some of the other ashes to my barbershop where he can hang with me there at my shop in russia ! So long dad see you in Valhalla say say hello to the gods for me at the round table while your feasting and drinking today there ! #RIP #dad #seeyouinvalhalla #goodbye #barberlife
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Postby !azzip » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:50 pm

#barberlife
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:52 pm

Didn't read a word of that
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Postby !azzip » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:07 pm

yea you did
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:31 pm

!azzip wrote:#barberlife
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Postby Que Sera Sera » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:32 pm

#scissorsalute rip
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Postby !azzip » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:33 pm

testing: heaven
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Postby !azzip » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:34 pm

oh wow
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Postby Que Sera Sera » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:01 am

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Postby !azzip » Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:19 am

Who’s that
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Postby xpatx » Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:22 am

Should send him that eyehategod song “white n____r”
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Postby chadinati » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:34 am

RIP Que Sera Sara's face
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Postby BeatOffTheBrat » Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:13 am

I feel awful for his poor dad

if when I die, I get some shit for brains relative doing some self absorbed tribute on social media

I'm gonna come back and haunt them into madness
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Postby bobcat » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:16 am

what'd you do today?

check it out, so i went to home depot earlier,and while i was in their potty training section i managed to get the best picture ever.
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Postby t.doomhammer » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:28 am

BeatOffTheBrat wrote:I feel awful for his poor dad

if when I die, I get some shit for brains relative doing some self absorbed tribute on social media

I'm gonna come back and haunt them into madness


I can't even imagine spawning something like TBG.
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Postby TIRADE » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:51 am

I don’t want my kids in russia who I’ll be having


Longtime lurker but first time posting in a TBG thread, this line has me laughing so hard for some reason…
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Postby Piss_Wizard » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:21 pm

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Postby bolster315 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:46 pm

Oh man. this is beautiful.
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Postby Pottymouth » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:01 pm

He even pads his I am terrified of my sexuality statistics.
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Postby bolster315 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:12 pm

I'm failing to find a current ig for him
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Postby drowningman » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:49 pm

@teddysrocknrollbarbershop

#passabletrannie

I LOVE THIS SHIT
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Postby antipasto » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:56 pm

Holy shit
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Postby antipasto » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:58 pm

cumm in my mouth
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Postby joffrey » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:59 pm

About to take a nice steamy shit on the Old Glory Barber Shop Yelp page.
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Postby brah_life » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:59 pm

Holy shit- b9 wins again.
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Postby Anti-todo » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:01 pm

(323) 812-7852
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:18 pm

RIP Edwardian Father
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