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Postby nerd eater » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:46 am

What's there not to love about poster fred durst? Let us count the ways in which this bleach- haired Oklahoma fun boy enlightens us all.
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Postby taylorm » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:46 am

Top five current poster.

I take up two spots on that list above him.
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Postby nerd eater » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:48 am

This isn't about you. This is about fred durst and Crutch.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:49 am

He is very funny and has a sizable and thick hog.
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Postby captainsunshine » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:26 pm

who?
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Postby LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:27 pm

while we may disagree on many things he is pretty ok sometimes.
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Postby captainsunshine » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:47 pm

A.voidance Learning drunkenly slept with my ugliest sister, Beatrice Sunshine. when we told him that it was time to do the honorable thing and marry Beatrice he said he was going to go pick up ice for the wedding but instead he was last seen hauling 400 cases of Coors beer from Texarkana, Texas back to Atlanta in 28 hours while trying to outrun the police as well as me and my brothers who followed closely behind with shotguns and pitchforks. his story was turned into a hit movie starring burt reynolds but they toned down his flagrant racism tremendously to make the story passable for all audiences
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Postby jesper » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:57 pm

captainsunshine wrote:who?


MIKE JONES
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Postby theb00box » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:00 pm

he's caffeine free
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Postby quit_everything » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:11 pm

terrible human. i unfriended him on fb cause he hates mac & cheese or some other great food. his bands aint shabby though.
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Postby LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:27 pm

honestly the dude probably plays with hotwheels in the tub
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Postby c_floyd II » Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:20 pm

Masturbates with ketchup
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Postby t.doomhammer » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:08 pm

Funny guy, I enjoy his instagram posting.
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:10 pm

would suck
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Postby B-Roll » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:31 pm

fred durst wrote:He is very funny and has a sizable and thick hog.


Dump it out.
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Postby theb00box » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:35 pm

He has a tribal tattoo
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Postby ihatethehumanrace » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:22 am

quit_everything wrote:terrible human. i unfriended him on fb cause he hates mac & cheese or some other great food. his bands aint shabby though.


Mac and cheese sucks shit
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:22 am

ihatethehumanrace wrote:
quit_everything wrote:terrible human. i unfriended him on fb cause he hates mac & cheese or some other great food. his bands aint shabby though.


Mac and cheese sucks shit

wow lets get married.
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Postby ihatethehumanrace » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:24 am

fred durst wrote:
ihatethehumanrace wrote:
quit_everything wrote:terrible human. i unfriended him on fb cause he hates mac & cheese or some other great food. his bands aint shabby though.


Mac and cheese sucks shit

wow lets get married.


:smt049 :smt049 :smt049
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:03 am

how the fuck do you hate mac n cheese? i was going to post something really nice and heartfelt about you, but now i just want to snap your cock off.
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Postby krujones » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:05 am

This dude fucks
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Postby ihatethehumanrace » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:06 am

Bet your a big craft fan, philistine.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:10 am

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:how the fuck do you hate mac n cheese? i was going to post something really nice and heartfelt about you, but now i just want to snap your cock off.

at least you'll touch my dick still.
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Postby Chris M. » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:11 am

ihatethehumanrace wrote:Bet your a big craft fan, philistine.

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:11 am

I hate her giant mouth.
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Postby taylorm » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:12 am

fred durst wrote:I hate her giant mouth.

Image
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Postby macho insecurity » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:16 am

fred durst wrote:
why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:how the fuck do you hate mac n cheese? i was going to post something really nice and heartfelt about you, but now i just want to snap your cock off.

at least you'll touch my dick still.

i might have to do it, but i'm not going to like it.
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Postby theb00box » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:19 am

His favorite band is Roadsaw and he hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He has a tribal tattoo
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Postby !azzip » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:20 am

LOVES kids
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:23 am

!azzip wrote:LOVES kids

I heard you sound like Paul Lynde. Is that true?
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Postby B-Roll » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:25 am

theb00box wrote:His favorite band is Roadsaw and he hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He has a tribal tattoo


:smt005
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Postby theb00box » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:26 am

Only likes Superchunk's hits
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:27 am

theb00box wrote:Only likes Superchunk's hits

so their entire discography?
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:28 am

fred durst wrote:He is very funny and has a sizable and thick hog.

My dog did love the big bone he gave her
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Postby andydansby » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:30 am

He wears goofy socks because of the wp tats on his ankles
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Postby !azzip » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:35 am

Just above the knee tatties that say "GOLF" and "WANG"
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Postby jesper » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:35 am

i may not agree with his love for pitbull, but i respect it
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Postby Rowan » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:40 am

captainsunshine wrote:who?

Dan
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Postby LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:46 am

jesper wrote:i may not agree with his love for pitbull, but i respect it


I refuse.
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Postby LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:47 am

2 strikes so far

1. not liking macky cheese
2. not liking mr worldwide
3. reserved for a later date
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Postby !azzip » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:50 am

Genuinely prefers Joey over The Brah
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Postby krujones » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:53 am

What!?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:55 am

That's not true. I'm a LA Beast guy.
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Postby xpatx » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:12 am

What? No, absolutely not.
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Postby taylorm » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:13 am

Joey for days.
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Postby nerd eater » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:14 am

andydansby wrote:He wears goofy socks because of the wp tats on his ankles

Liar. He has cankles.
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Postby !azzip » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:54 am

he's the best aerial photographer I've ever seen
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Postby captainsunshine » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:15 pm

kevin durant superfan
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Postby Chris M. » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:20 pm

captainsunshine wrote:bill durant superfan
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Postby theb00box » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:20 pm

he's one of "the good ones"
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