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Postby master sleeper » Thu May 18, 2017 8:49 pm

i dont know how many of you read or keep up with clickhole, but this whole partriothole "rebrand" they're doing is just incredible

http://www.clickhole.com/article/nation-mourning-roger-ailes-americas-jolly-grandpa-6090

http://www.clickhole.com/article/its-called-rape-cube-and-its-what-islamist-migrant-6049

these are some of my favorites from just today ^ ^ ^
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Postby Jake D » Thu May 18, 2017 8:57 pm

I've been following along on Instagram and it's been killin me since yesterday.
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Postby master sleeper » Thu May 18, 2017 9:04 pm

they're selling a bumper sticker that reads "in this car, we HONK when we see the president"
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Postby t.doomhammer » Fri May 19, 2017 9:23 am

This is the first time I've been exposed to that website, holy shit haha. "Sweet, doughy Roger" hahaha.
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Postby JERKSTORE » Fri May 19, 2017 11:55 am

excellent stuff. the onion took it to another level with clickhole, and clickhole took it to yet another. very meta.
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Postby NBA Live 2005 » Fri May 19, 2017 9:14 pm

The rape cube is great.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/aborti ... horny-5990

How long until someone thinks this isn't satire?
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Postby master sleeper » Fri May 19, 2017 10:07 pm

a lot of time i dont even read the articles because the headlines are just too good
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Postby NBA Live 2005 » Fri May 19, 2017 10:28 pm

http://www.clickhole.com/article/right- ... annon-5874

OK. This one's long, but I recommend it.

"Andrew Breitbart died for no reason in 2012. Under “cause of death” on Breitbart’s death certificate, the mortician just put his pet dalmatian’s paw print. At the funeral, Steve Bannon gave a eulogy where he listed everyone in the company who had been taller than Breitbart. He also accidentally mispronounced Breitbart’s name as “Bible Bat.” Bannon concluded the eulogy by lifting Breitbart’s body out of its casket and throwing it into the congregation. Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh caught the body, and Bannon looked at him and said, “That means you’re the next one to die, jackass.” "
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Postby master sleeper » Fri May 19, 2017 10:49 pm

they refer to 9/11 as "towergate"
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Postby master sleeper » Fri May 19, 2017 10:51 pm

NBA Live 2005 wrote:http://www.clickhole.com/article/right-wing-rebel-incredible-rise-steve-bannon-5874

OK. This one's long, but I recommend it.

"Andrew Breitbart died for no reason in 2012. Under “cause of death” on Breitbart’s death certificate, the mortician just put his pet dalmatian’s paw print. At the funeral, Steve Bannon gave a eulogy where he listed everyone in the company who had been taller than Breitbart. He also accidentally mispronounced Breitbart’s name as “Bible Bat.” Bannon concluded the eulogy by lifting Breitbart’s body out of its casket and throwing it into the congregation. Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh caught the body, and Bannon looked at him and said, “That means you’re the next one to die, jackass.” "


"jaws was the only christian shark"
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Postby t.doomhammer » Sat May 20, 2017 11:34 am

NBA Live 2005 wrote:The rape cube is great.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/aborti ... horny-5990

How long until someone thinks this isn't satire?


I'm going to e-mail it to my 76 year old father, in hopes he doesn't realize it's satire and starts freaking out about rape cubes. I'll keep you posted.
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