PatriotHole

[master sleeper]

i dont know how many of you read or keep up with clickhole, but this whole partriothole "rebrand" they're doing is just incredible

http://www.clickhole.com/article/nation-mourning-roger-ailes-americas-jolly-grandpa-6090

http://www.clickhole.com/article/its-called-rape-cube-and-its-what-islamist-migrant-6049

these are some of my favorites from just today ^ ^ ^

[Jake D]

I've been following along on Instagram and it's been killin me since yesterday.

[master sleeper]

they're selling a bumper sticker that reads "in this car, we HONK when we see the president"

[t.doomhammer]

This is the first time I've been exposed to that website, holy shit haha. "Sweet, doughy Roger" hahaha.

[JERKSTORE]

excellent stuff. the onion took it to another level with clickhole, and clickhole took it to yet another. very meta.

[NBA Live 2005]

The rape cube is great.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/aborti ... horny-5990

How long until someone thinks this isn't satire?

[master sleeper]

a lot of time i dont even read the articles because the headlines are just too good

[NBA Live 2005]

http://www.clickhole.com/article/right- ... annon-5874

OK. This one's long, but I recommend it.

"Andrew Breitbart died for no reason in 2012. Under “cause of death” on Breitbart’s death certificate, the mortician just put his pet dalmatian’s paw print. At the funeral, Steve Bannon gave a eulogy where he listed everyone in the company who had been taller than Breitbart. He also accidentally mispronounced Breitbart’s name as “Bible Bat.” Bannon concluded the eulogy by lifting Breitbart’s body out of its casket and throwing it into the congregation. Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh caught the body, and Bannon looked at him and said, “That means you’re the next one to die, jackass.” "

[master sleeper]

they refer to 9/11 as "towergate"

[master sleeper]

http://www.clickhole.com/article/right-wing-rebel-incredible-rise-steve-bannon-5874

OK. This one's long, but I recommend it.

"Andrew Breitbart died for no reason in 2012. Under “cause of death” on Breitbart’s death certificate, the mortician just put his pet dalmatian’s paw print. At the funeral, Steve Bannon gave a eulogy where he listed everyone in the company who had been taller than Breitbart. He also accidentally mispronounced Breitbart’s name as “Bible Bat.” Bannon concluded the eulogy by lifting Breitbart’s body out of its casket and throwing it into the congregation. Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh caught the body, and Bannon looked at him and said, “That means you’re the next one to die, jackass.” "

"jaws was the only christian shark"

[t.doomhammer]

The rape cube is great.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/aborti ... horny-5990

How long until someone thinks this isn't satire?

I'm going to e-mail it to my 76 year old father, in hopes he doesn't realize it's satire and starts freaking out about rape cubes. I'll keep you posted.