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Postby brenton » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:48 pm

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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:49 pm

degradation wrote:you skipped the entire first paragraph as soon as you read "there is no right answer". that was there before the edit.

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Postby degradation » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:49 pm

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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:49 pm

degradation wrote:there's clearly no "right" answer, because yeah, that lady's life may be worth more than some dude's exorbitant profiteering, however, what the fuck are you going to do with that drug without the instructions? probably almost potentially kill your wife.

best thing to do is hold that motherfucker hostage and torture the information out of him, then kill him, and burn the body, then grind the remaining bone (especially the teeth) down to powder, and dump it all into a lake.

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seriously though y'all on some funny shit "well how would they even know how to administer it"
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:50 pm

if she grew a dick on her stomach and it was bigger than mine (most likely) then id turn her in to the authorities for stealing.

but if she grew 2 dicks. then we could go back to the topic earlier
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:51 pm

the question is was the man wrong for breaking in and stealing. yes, stealing is objectively wrong. rationale, motive or whether you feel guilt for doing so is subjective
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:51 pm

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fred durst wrote:This was the best crime ever, I got to be a bandit, and now I can jerk off my wife's tummy dick while she sits on my face.

or she can jerk off on yours

I'm gonna build a bench in my house so we can thrust our pelvises/guts and slap our limp dicks into each other like wacky waving inflatable meat tubes.
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:51 pm

giving someone an experimental new drug that you just stole is an insane thing to do lol
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:52 pm

was there more to the question? was it like an injection? was it pills? was it in queso form that you can scarf down with some Tostitos with lime
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:52 pm

the only time stealing wasnt objectively wrong was when oj tried to steal back his college memorabilia. completely innocent
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Postby degradation » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:52 pm

cancer meds are more than likely going to be in the form of injections... if i gave you a random vial of liquid and said "take this, it'll cure what ails ya" and nothing more than that, would you have any idea how much you need to take before you oversdose? or would you know how much minimum you'd need to take in order to even have somewhat of an effect at all?
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Postby brenton » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:53 pm

There are many things that I would not give a fuck about if it got stolen from certain people
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:53 pm

1) it would also be stealing to accept such a huge mark up over something that you aren't creating, merely sitting on preventing anyone else from obtaining

2) nowhere in the question is it mentioned that the druggist is the only one that knows how to apply the treatment. its well within reason that the doctors that suggest the treatment know what to do as well.
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:54 pm

why didnt heinz set up a payment plan?
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Postby brenton » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:54 pm

Worship wrote:giving someone an experimental new drug that you just stole is an insane thing to do lol



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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:54 pm

why is he so poor that he doesnt have 2000 dollars to save his wifes life
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:56 pm

Worship wrote:why is he so poor that he doesnt have 2000 dollars to save his wifes life

yeah she probably got ill from myhusband'sabrokeassfoolitus
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:57 pm

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Worship wrote:why is he so poor that he doesnt have 2000 dollars to save his wifes life

yeah she probably got ill from myhusband'sabrokeassfoolitus

it's clearly terminal too
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:58 pm

DrewBlood wrote:1) it would also be stealing to accept such a huge mark up over something that you aren't creating, merely sitting on preventing anyone else from obtaining

2) nowhere in the question is it mentioned that the druggist is the only one that knows how to apply the treatment. its well within reason that the doctors that suggest the treatment know what to do as well.

plus i don't give a fuck what joe blow or the rest of society thinks about me stealing it. the ends justify the means
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:58 pm

Worship wrote:why is he so poor that he doesnt have 2000 dollars to save his wifes life

you're getting 100 pounds of used copies of Atlas Shrugged for SS
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:58 pm

captainsunshine wrote:why didnt heinz set up a payment plan?

because he's a dick who deserves to be stolen from. :smt024

that band haim y'all like is on ellen right now. that bassist does indeed make stupid faces.
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:00 pm

DrewBlood wrote:
Worship wrote:why is he so poor that he doesnt have 2000 dollars to save his wifes life

you're getting 100 pounds of used copies of Atlas Shrugged for SS

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blackhawks#1 wrote:you can tell who in this thread is going to grow up to be republican
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:01 pm

Worship wrote:
captainsunshine wrote:
Worship wrote:why is he so poor that he doesnt have 2000 dollars to save his wifes life

yeah she probably got ill from myhusband'sabrokeassfoolitus

it's clearly terminal too

if I was in her shoes i would be saying that too looking at my husband like "cough cough come to think of it im dying too lol bye"
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:02 pm

is atlas shrugged an actual good book? i dont understand whether there are people who actually like it or just like making fun of it
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:04 pm

Worship wrote:is atlas shrugged an actual good book? i dont understand whether there are people who actually like it or just like making fun of it

it is terrible
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:04 pm

i aint reading about railroads unless it is the directions on how to play monopoly
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:04 pm

i thought it won awards and shit? that was like that dudes magnum opus before he killed himself :(
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Postby krujones » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:05 pm

I feel like most "classic" books i read are fucking dumb
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:06 pm

Animal Farm rules
I think the only other high school book I actually read was Catcher in the Rye
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:06 pm

Worship wrote:i thought it won awards and shit? that was like that dudes magnum opus before he killed himself :(

Ayn Rand is not a dude lol
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:07 pm

Worship wrote:i thought it won awards and shit? that was like that dudes magnum opus before he killed himself :(

that dude was a woman named Ayn Rand and was like her 7th to last major published work before she died after living off medicaid and public assistance for three decades
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:07 pm

oh who am i thinkin of??? something else atlas
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:08 pm

oh fuck im thinkin of Infinite Jest

is that a good book?
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:08 pm

DrewBlood wrote:
Worship wrote:i thought it won awards and shit? that was like that dudes magnum opus before he killed himself :(

that dude was a woman named Ayn Rand and was like her 7th to last major published work before she died after living off medicaid and public assistance for three decades

jesus, triggered by ayn rand over here
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:09 pm

haha, the guy who wrote cloud atlas is very much alive (and that's the true true)
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:09 pm

Worship wrote:oh fuck im thinkin of Infinite Jest

is that a good book?

this is my first time reading an actual description of that book. sounds interesting.
thought it came out way before 1996 based on the way people talk about it
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:09 pm

Worship wrote:
DrewBlood wrote:
Worship wrote:i thought it won awards and shit? that was like that dudes magnum opus before he killed himself :(

that dude was a woman named Ayn Rand and was like her 7th to last major published work before she died after living off medicaid and public assistance for three decades

jesus, triggered by ayn rand over here

u mad cuz he stylin' on u
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:10 pm

i really liked Infinite Jest just because of the fact that it has so many legitimately insane aspects to it. there are like dozens of pages set that act as a fact instruction manual to a fake product. the whole thing is ridiculous which makes it enjoyable
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:10 pm

DrewBlood wrote:
Worship wrote:i thought it won awards and shit? that was like that dudes magnum opus before he killed himself :(

that dude was a woman named Ayn Rand

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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:11 pm

if you like Thomas Pynchon, you'll like David Foster Wallace
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:14 pm

i do like Thomas Pynchon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:14 pm

drewby have you ever read any jonathan franzen?
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:16 pm

captainsunshine wrote:drewby have you ever read any jonathan franzen?

i have not, where should i start?
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:19 pm

i loved Freedom which I read within the last year. i need some good new fiction books to read, everything im currently going through is all biography or just in general real life shit. a man needs a fucking story every so once in a while to get his dick hard
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Postby DrewBlood » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:21 pm

cool, i'll check that out, i'm almost done with The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss (very good modern fantasy)
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Postby brenton » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:31 pm

I only read Garfield comics
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Postby Worship » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:34 pm

did you read the one about how john was dying of cancer and odie stole garfields antibiotic lasagna to feed him?
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Postby nerd eater » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:39 pm

Late, but would it be in good, loving intention to steal a new experimental drug to save a loved one? I think so. Sadly, that doesn't mean anything since this drug would be stolen goods and go back to Heinz if the husband was caught. Husband better find someone to loop into the job who can administer the drug safely and accepting of the legal ramifications.

Or, husband could hire a Craigslist killer for that $1000, off Heinz, and see if someone could give the drug to his waaaiiiffeee.
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Postby nerd eater » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:42 pm

Worship wrote:did you read the one about how john was dying of cancer and odie stole garfields antibiotic lasagna to feed him?

Chemo treatment: radiation and lasagna every 21 days for 12 weeks.
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:43 pm

I would feel comfortable doing the 6 months of probation and paying the $1,000 fine
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