This was the first major drama I remember from when I first started lurking this board back in 2009. I didn't really know who the people were at the time but I remember it being a huge thing on here. As far as I'm concerned this was the greatest moment of B9 history. Anyway a few weeks ago I was really bored and started looking for the Duckbutter Where The Wild Things Are "spoiler" thread through the archived version of the board. I didn't find that thread but I did inadvertently find a couple of the A22/Desiree mega-threads (I am 90% sure the original was deleted) along with the archived version of Adam22's old blog which describes the full story in great detail. His blog also has all of his other 'greatest hits' including the life jacket girl, the time he got catfished, the surprise sex scandal and so on. I guess he used to chronicle all his B9 bullshit in a separate blog so non B9 members could also enjoy them. Anyway I thought I'd share the links here in case anyone else wants to relive this.
Adam22 wrote:Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.
Adam22 wrote:Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.
Adam22 wrote:Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.
Uhhhh welp
The worst part is not only did he say this after the surprise sex scandal, all the backslappers who used to ride his dick (aka the majority of the board) thought this comment was hilarious.
Adam22 wrote:Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.
Uhhhh welp
The worst part is not only did he say this after the surprise sex scandal, all the backslappers who used to ride his dick (aka the majority of the board) thought this comment was hilarious.
That thread cemented him as one of the sketchiest pieces of shit to ever post here Dude tried to come off like some stud and it was obvious as all hell he was butt hurt cause she hooked up with someone else.
I remember him getting laughed off of the board because of that thread and didn't come back for like a year. I also remember people asking him what the fuck surfing beans meant and he said to google it.
I remember something about the story that Adam said he banged Desiree in the bootyhole, came, then she scooped some thicc milky loads out of her butt and ate it.
Also side story. And in no way am I slut shaming or whatever.
I was at Sound and Fury 2010 (or 2011), and was hanging with a group of friends, who knew Desiree and posse of friends. Anyway, she's like a midget. She had to be like 5'3" or some shit. She seems nice. I overhear her chatting about trying to suck a band members dick, cool. Then she runs off giggling. Then a girl (friend of hers) comes up me to and literally goes "Anyone see where Elydia went"? I go "she ran off to suck some dick" And this girls FLIPS out on her and starts yelling and berating me. I'm standing there saying "she literally just said she was gonna go and try to suck some dick".
Roofies Pizza wrote:Also side story. And in no way am I slut shaming or whatever.
I was at Sound and Fury 2010 (or 2011), and was hanging with a group of friends, who knew Desiree and posse of friends. Anyway, she's like a midget. She had to be like 5'3" or some shit. She seems nice. I overhear her chatting about trying to suck a band members dick, cool. Then she runs off giggling. Then a girl (friend of hers) comes up me to and literally goes "Anyone see where Elydia went"? I go "she ran off to suck some dick" And this girls FLIPS out on her and starts yelling and berating me. I'm standing there saying "she literally just said she was gonna go and try to suck some dick".
My favorite B9 moment. I remember most kinda siding with Desiree, but I thought they both came off utterly unlikeable. Obviously Adam22 brought it upon himself.
literamaniac wrote:What was the "surprise sex scandal" cuz from the name it sounds like he raped a girl and after reading his blog it wouldn't surprise me one bit
xNOLEGSxLETSROCKx wrote:For the longest time I've thought that one way to measure a man is the number of women who regret having sex with him. That is to say, if a lot of women regret having sex with you it is because you are still a boy on any number of levels. Congratulations on adding to your (I'm sure rather large) list of women who wish they'd never seen your penis.