The Adam22/Desiree saga

[righteous jad]

This was the first major drama I remember from when I first started lurking this board back in 2009. I didn't really know who the people were at the time but I remember it being a huge thing on here. As far as I'm concerned this was the greatest moment of B9 history. Anyway a few weeks ago I was really bored and started looking for the Duckbutter Where The Wild Things Are "spoiler" thread through the archived version of the board. I didn't find that thread but I did inadvertently find a couple of the A22/Desiree mega-threads (I am 90% sure the original was deleted) along with the archived version of Adam22's old blog which describes the full story in great detail. His blog also has all of his other 'greatest hits' including the life jacket girl, the time he got catfished, the surprise sex scandal and so on. I guess he used to chronicle all his B9 bullshit in a separate blog so non B9 members could also enjoy them. Anyway I thought I'd share the links here in case anyone else wants to relive this.

A22's blog (best place to start)
http://web.archive.org/web/20100109121843/http://surfingbeans.com/category/girls

2009 threads (note: some pages aren't archived)
http://web.archive.org/web/20100110072803/http://www.theb9.com/pages-topic/689314/1
http://web.archive.org/web/20091204020228/http://www.theb9.com/view-topic/678482

[Crush]

rip

[c_floyd II]

I just wanna know who ate the cum outta whose bum

[area51]

I miss this era of the b9

[KTS_MikeO'Malley]

There was always something interesting happening back then. This place is pretty tame and barren now

[clubclub]

somepost n00dz

[max m.]

Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.

[fuzzy slippers]

Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.

Uhhhh welp

[c_floyd II]

It was a different time then, hell most of us on here were still under 18.

[KTS_MikeO'Malley]

[righteous jad]

Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.

Uhhhh welp

The worst part is not only did he say this after the surprise sex scandal, all the backslappers who used to ride his dick (aka the majority of the board) thought this comment was hilarious.

[captainsunshine]

Spoiler: show

[gary from teen mom 2]

I just watched him like fuck some hot ass Albanian girl when I fell into some IG ho black pit

[oldorder]

Well she was 16, but come on man, look at her. She’s 18 or 19 in most of the pics here but she didn’t look much different at all then. If statutory rape is wrong I didn’t wanna be right.

Uhhhh welp

The worst part is not only did he say this after the surprise sex scandal, all the backslappers who used to ride his dick (aka the majority of the board) thought this comment was hilarious.

That thread cemented him as one of the sketchiest pieces of shit to ever post here Dude tried to come off like some stud and it was obvious as all hell he was butt hurt cause she hooked up with someone else.

[literamaniac]

What was the "surprise sex scandal" cuz from the name it sounds like he raped a girl and after reading his blog it wouldn't surprise me one bit

[Worship]

I just watched him like fuck some hot ass Albanian girl when I fell into some IG ho black pit

what?

[area51]

It was a different time then, hell most of us on here were still under 18.

Started posting here when I was 13 or 14. The b9 basically raised me.

[!azzip]

It was a different time then, hell most of us on here were still under 18.

Started posting here when I was 13 or 14. The b9 basically raised me.

How fucked are you?

[KTS_MikeO'Malley]

For some reason, I thought you were older than me 51.

[UrbanSavage]

I forgot what a cesspool this board used to be.

Fucking lol at the comments in the first thread about how legit companies don't google prospective employees.

[Worship]

Forgot about tony buttholes

[captainsunshine]

For some reason, I thought you were older than me 51.

damn same here actually, assuming that the implication is that he is only 23 right now or so

[Worship]

Aside from the obvious reasons why this is painful to read now, him puffing his chest like this at *26* is extremely laughable

[Alex 2K]

In 2008-2009 I thought mid-20 year olds were tight as fuck. Now I know they're certifiably not.

[Alex 2K]

Posturing is an art.

[lala fuck you]

what was the name of the girl who accused adam of rape?

[gary from teen mom 2]

I just watched him like fuck some hot ass Albanian girl when I fell into some IG ho black pit

what?

You heard me. Her name is Lena the plug.

[hard candy]

I remember him getting laughed off of the board because of that thread and didn't come back for like a year. I also remember people asking him what the fuck surfing beans meant and he said to google it.

[hard candy]

Also, the domain is for sale.

[t.doomhammer]

Holy shit that guy comes off as a super pathetic version of Tucker Max.

[I gave you power]

what was the name of the girl who accused adam of rape?

stay_gold

[KTS_MikeO'Malley]

Holy shit that guy comes off as a super pathetic version of Tucker Max.

Nailed it

[spsp]

this board definitely had some actually funny shit go down that wasn't scummy as hell

[Roofies Pizza]

I remember something about the story that Adam said he banged Desiree in the bootyhole, came, then she scooped some cum out of her butt and ate it.

[gary from teen mom 2]

Just as hot today as it was back then.

[lala fuck you]

remember the anteater?

[Roofies Pizza]

Also side story. And in no way am I slut shaming or whatever.

I was at Sound and Fury 2010 (or 2011), and was hanging with a group of friends, who knew Desiree and posse of friends. Anyway, she's like a midget. She had to be like 5'3" or some shit. She seems nice. I overhear her chatting about trying to suck a band members dick, cool. Then she runs off giggling. Then a girl (friend of hers) comes up me to and literally goes "Anyone see where Elydia went"? I go "she ran off to suck some dick" And this girls FLIPS out on her and starts yelling and berating me. I'm standing there saying "she literally just said she was gonna go and try to suck some dick".

[!azzip]

Also side story. And in no way am I slut shaming or whatever.

I was at Sound and Fury 2010 (or 2011), and was hanging with a group of friends, who knew Desiree and posse of friends. Anyway, she's like a midget. She had to be like 5'3" or some shit. She seems nice. I overhear her chatting about trying to suck a band members dick, cool. Then she runs off giggling. Then a girl (friend of hers) comes up me to and literally goes "Anyone see where Elydia went"? I go "she ran off to suck some dick" And this girls FLIPS out on her and starts yelling and berating me. I'm standing there saying "she literally just said she was gonna go and try to suck some dick".

were you outside the venue rollin sex dice?

[xcolepx]

Twelve-sided sex dice

[xcolepx]

Twelve-sided sex dice

[Yosupbro]

Shiiiiiiiiiit

[SolidSnake2]

My favorite B9 moment. I remember most kinda siding with Desiree, but I thought they both came off utterly unlikeable. Obviously Adam22 brought it upon himself.

[t.doomhammer]

I still say sex dice should be the word filter for balls.

[righteous jad]

What was the "surprise sex scandal" cuz from the name it sounds like he raped a girl and after reading his blog it wouldn't surprise me one bit

The whole story is here:

http://web.archive.org/web/20091227072803/http://surfingbeans.com/comedy/143

[SolidSnake2]

Okay, so his stories were usually pretty compelling. No lie.

[righteous jad]

For the longest time I've thought that one way to measure a man is the number of women who regret having sex with him. That is to say, if a lot of women regret having sex with you it is because you are still a boy on any number of levels.
Congratulations on adding to your (I'm sure rather large) list of women who wish they'd never seen your penis.

This guy was the best poster

[righteous jad]

what brand are your training wheels?

OMG

[Treachery]

Adam22 of YouTube/No Jumper Podcast?

[twocripplesdancing]

i have the weirdest boner right now. If those archived threads have the fake posters in there like Cam'ron and Bill O'Reilly, I will be very happy.

[dyna-soar]

still waiting on my b9 keychain (xmoshuax?).