Your drummer can't tour, last minute?

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Postby stiga » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:26 am

No problem.
This beast has you covered. Hire him and play shows better than you could imagine. He'll learn your songs in a day, he'll drink tea the whole tour and on stage, he'll destroy people and you can actually hear his blasts.

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Postby stiga » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:04 pm

Up
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Postby taylorm » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:13 am

Yeah, but how big's his dick?
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Postby Stoner Witch » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:08 am

What's his level of expertise in cuckholding and paternal phallus snek venom removal? Crucial skills for life on the road.
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Postby stiga » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:31 am

These concerns are all pertinent to the performance and skills for touring!
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:37 am

don't change the subject how big is his hog?
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Postby spsp » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:39 am

get a drum machine. bands with drum machines are the coolest
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Postby stiga » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:26 pm

Fuck!
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Postby gameofsperm » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:30 pm

Stoner Witch wrote:What's his level of expertise in cuckholding and paternal phallus snek venom removal? Crucial skills for life on the road.


Can we make a different thread for this?
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Postby stiga » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:03 am

"paternal phallus snek venom"


:smt035 :smt042
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Postby taylorm » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:40 am

shithead wrote:Yeah, but how big's his dick?
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Postby creativexcover » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:44 am

Can he learn skinflute before my next video?
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Postby stiga » Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:37 pm

Fuck!
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Postby creativexcover » Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:41 pm

spsp wrote:get a drum machine. bands with drum machines are the coolest

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Postby max m. » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:56 pm

Can he microwave a burrito
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Postby stiga » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:17 pm

I'm waiting for Modern Drummer magazine to find out about this thread.
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Postby taylorm » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:27 pm

stiga wrote:I'm waiting for Modern Drummer magazine to find out about this thread.

Thread sent.
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Postby stiga » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:39 pm

Hahahahaha!
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Postby stiga » Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:29 pm

Here's another one with our guy.


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Postby taylorm » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:50 am

shithead wrote:
shithead wrote:Yeah, but how big's his dick?
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Postby oldorder » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:59 am

Yeah but how are you supposed to communicate with him when he speaks that language that sounds like you've got balls in your mouth?
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Postby RealVile » Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:18 pm

nice cymbals bro
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Postby chugging_pus » Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:38 pm

"your drummer can't blast? neither can this one"
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Postby stiga » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:52 pm

oldorder wrote:Yeah but how are you supposed to communicate with him when he speaks that language that sounds like you've got balls in your mouth?

Great question. His english is fluid. Rest assured.
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Postby SteveFischer » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:21 pm

he only own converge shirts?
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Postby stiga » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:52 pm

SteveFischer wrote:he only own converge shirts?

I believe he has two. I can ask him.
Give me a second...
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Postby taylorm » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:55 pm

stiga wrote:
SteveFischer wrote:he only own converge shirts?

I believe he has two. I can ask him.
Give me a second...

Ask about his snek size too while you're at it. It's make or break.
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Postby stiga » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:27 am

tstigz wrote:I have NO fucking clue what this thread is about

More info to follow.
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Postby stiga » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:32 am

shithead wrote:
stiga wrote:
SteveFischer wrote:he only own converge shirts?

I believe he has two. I can ask him.
Give me a second...

Ask about his snek size too while you're at it. It's make or break.

10.5
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Postby stiga » Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:25 am

SteveFischer wrote:he only own converge shirts?

He just got back to me. He has six Converge t-shirts. The two you've seen in the videos (thanks for watching!) are a part of his bundle of t-shirts he drums in.
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Postby taylorm » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:54 am

stiga wrote:
shithead wrote:
stiga wrote:
SteveFischer wrote:he only own converge shirts?

I believe he has two. I can ask him.
Give me a second...

Ask about his snek size too while you're at it. It's make or break.

10.5

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Postby Ryker » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:39 pm

shithead wrote:
stiga wrote:
shithead wrote:
stiga wrote:
SteveFischer wrote:he only own converge shirts?

I believe he has two. I can ask him.
Give me a second...

Ask about his snek size too while you're at it. It's make or break.

10.5

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They don't use freedom units there, though, so I think this is in good ol' cm.
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Postby stiga » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:57 pm

Laughing out loud here.
This thread is Christmas.
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Postby stiga » Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:27 pm


:smt007 :smt010
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Postby RealVileBeta » Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:49 pm

fair play he's shit hot
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Postby stiga » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:19 am

RealVileBeta wrote:fair play he's shit hot

I wasn't lying.
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Postby stiga » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:50 pm

Anyone hiring?
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Postby chugging_pus » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:14 pm

is his mom single (and hawt)?
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Postby oldorder » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:10 am

Do you know Bjork? I feel like you have probably ran into her at some point.
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Postby stiga » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:46 am

chugging_pus: Nah, she's still hitched to his old man.

oldorder: I don't know her personally but I used to be her gardener and she was very nice, talkative, often hung over. This was many years ago.
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