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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:51 pm

Because he looks like Dexter Morgan's sister and FUCK 08 Argentina.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:52 pm

fred durst wrote:I bet his musk is something between a lush cinnamon and pine nuts.

The wording paints a disturbing mental portrait.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:53 pm

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fred durst wrote:I bet his musk is something between a lush cinnamon and pine nuts.

The wording paints a disturbing mental portrait.

Basically I think he smells like an old spice branded aftershave would.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:55 pm

Fuck every single Clipper except the Truth.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:55 pm

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dank wrote:
fred durst wrote:I bet his musk is something between a lush cinnamon and pine nuts.

The wording paints a disturbing mental portrait.

Basically I think he smells like an old spice branded aftershave would.

I just want you to imagine the area between TTWCAGOAT AM's lush cinnamon and his pine nuts, then smell it.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:56 pm

I don't even know what you're referencing the cinnamon would be. Cinnamon is in sticks...does he have a bunch of growths that resemble cinnamon sticks? You're better than a C- gooch joke, Timmy fresh.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:59 pm

fred durst wrote: You're better than a C- gooch joke, Timmy fresh.

Better, maybe. Above, no.
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Postby scrubber » Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:06 pm

fred durst wrote:I bet his musk is something between a lush cinnamon and pine nuts.

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Postby Savagist » Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:28 pm

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Postby andydansby » Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:39 pm

Climate_Of_Fear wrote:2 time NBA champion and GOAT Adam Morrison hasn't been mentioned yet in this thread so lemme change that


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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:04 pm

If he doesn't bust out that dance after a three pointer asap I'm gonna be disappointed.
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Postby alexo505 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:18 pm

Fire Pop! And throw Manu's worthless testicle at him on the way out!
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Postby alexo505 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:21 pm

Celtics waived Lee.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:23 pm

alexo505 wrote:Celtics waived Lee.

Dontbearocketdontbearocketdontbearocket...
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:30 pm

He can't defend for shit, he'd fit perfectly on the Rockets.
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Postby andydansby » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:32 pm

Mavs will probably sign him based on the fact that he's still somewhat effective as a roll guy and their offense is so pick and roll heavy. Too bad every other facet of his game sucks.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:33 pm

fred durst wrote:He can't defend for shit, he'd fit perfectly on the Rockets.

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:35 pm

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fred durst wrote:He can't defend for shit, he'd fit perfectly on the Rockets.

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you can deflect all you want but we both know that burn hurt you and I can taste it.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:43 pm

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Postby andydansby » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:55 pm

Denver waived Steve Novak so that means I can post the Steve Novak rap.

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:56 pm

Steve Novak had a chance to get his haircut by my girlfriend like Nick Collison and then he went to Supercuts instead. I think it's funny, but my girlfriend will hate him for the rest of her life and I love it.
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Postby scrubber » Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:57 pm

So how many hours would you give it till either the Thunder, Cavs or dubs sign Lee for an irresistible but slap in the face low, short term contract?
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:25 pm

Lee isn't coming back to GSW.

Hickson officially waived.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:28 pm

Who cares about Lee, the Knicks signed Jimmer!
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:04 pm

Lee ain't coming here. Varejao might unfortunately.
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Postby krujones » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:08 pm

Warriors are interested in Andy V
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Postby taylorm » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:25 pm

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Postby krujones » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:49 pm

Its all true. Fuck GarPax
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Postby alexo505 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:41 pm

All Thibs had to do was pull Rose when the game was completely in control...
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Postby James k » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:51 pm

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD THREAD? WHERE I CORRECTLY PREDICTED LEBRON WAS GOING BACK TO CLEVELAND AND OUT CHRIS BROUSSARD'ED ALL OF YOUSE
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:15 pm

Basically the entire thread said he was going back to Cleveland? It was pretty obvious.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:23 pm

If the Nets just played the Knicks every night they'd be the eastern conference Warriors.
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Postby taylorm » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:27 pm

Climate_Of_Fear wrote:Basically the entire thread said he was going back to Cleveland? It was pretty obvious.

I definitely didn't buy into the CLE thing. And I paid dearly.
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:32 pm

That was the Lakers avatar bet was it not?
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Postby taylorm » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:34 pm

Yes sir. The one MVE thought coincided with my not posting for like, 8 months. Like avatars really matter.
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:35 pm

Lillard is playing so pissed off right now. Holy shit. Dude just put up 17 in the first and put up the most points the Warriors have allowed in a quarter.
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Postby krujones » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:45 pm

McDermott scored 30 tonight.
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Postby whateverman » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:47 pm

current status: optimistic about sean marks, pessimistic about everything else.

i've only been to one game this year. i think we got blown out by the suns? i honestly can't even remember.
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Postby Spice 1 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:53 pm

fuck byron scott
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Postby Yosupbro » Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:10 pm

I also predicted the Knicks signing Jimmer. All hail Phil
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Postby amin » Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:22 pm

who's watching this W.C. round one 1/8 preview game? kept it close to the chest but i've predicted blazers inking out a playoff spot since this roster came together in summer.
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:37 pm

This is the worst I've seen GSW play all year and the best I think I've ever seen Lillard play.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:36 pm

amin wrote:who's watching this W.C. round one 1/8 preview game? kept it close to the chest but i've predicted blazers inking out a playoff spot since this roster came together in summer.

Way to come out after the ASB with a totally not homer pick. At least Dansby stands by his team.

Also, Splash Bros are secret garbage on defense. Barnes and Green deserve an award for holding that shit down.
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Postby Teeth Malloy » Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:45 pm

Posting to actually post in the NBA thread for once. And fuck Dwyane Wade forever.
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Postby amin » Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:49 pm

you know realistically we could also contain tourny talk to this thread too
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Postby randalgraves » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:06 am

Also posting to say fuck Dwyane Wade
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:12 am

amin wrote:you know realistically we could also contain tourny talk to this thread too

Iconoclast refuses to post in the NBA thread in honor of No Legs.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:20 am

Can we continue this chorus of fuck Dwayne Wade for ever? I feel truly at home.
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Postby Marioisthereason » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:12 am

fred durst wrote:Can we continue this chorus of fuck Dwayne Wade for ever? I feel truly at home.


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