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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:58 pm

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Postby taylorm » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:28 pm

[David Aldridge] Multiple coaches have talked about, literally, walking the streets of a city after a tough loss, replaying the entire game in their heads. Sleep is nonexistent. (twitter.com)

I can't tell if this is DA throwing shade at Lue or just stating a fact.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:51 pm

bro I lose sleep when we win games now.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:27 pm

LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:bro I lose sleep when we win games now.

Softball. :smt018

Anyways, I ran across this site: https://nbamath.com/2017-18-nba-tpa/

And turns out I owe YT an apology for not believing him when said Melo has been the most detrimental player in the league this year. He's not gunna get it, but still.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:29 pm

Dude, I've been saying it for literal years.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:31 pm

fred durst wrote:Dude, I've been saying it for literal years.

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:32 pm

He's dumb enough to knock up a scripper, he's dumb enough to do anything.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:37 pm

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Postby taylorm » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:42 pm

So, Detroit is completely dead in the water and Blake Griffin is playing super underwhelming basketball. Why even keep this group together? They've got the 8th highest payroll in the league and they're not even within a stones throw of a playoff berth in their shitty conference. Who could even realistically trade for Blake Griffin? Brooklyn? Portland?
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:43 pm

Spacewalkers will beat a healthy golden state in the playoffs.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:45 pm

shithead wrote:So, Detroit is completely dead in the water and Blake Griffin is playing super underwhelming basketball. Why even keep this group together? They've got the 8th highest payroll in the league and they're not even within a stones throw of a playoff berth in their shitty conference. Who could even realistically trade for Blake Griffin? Brooklyn? Portland?

Okc.
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Postby taylorm » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:47 pm

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shithead wrote:So, Detroit is completely dead in the water and Blake Griffin is playing super underwhelming basketball. Why even keep this group together? They've got the 8th highest payroll in the league and they're not even within a stones throw of a playoff berth in their shitty conference. Who could even realistically trade for Blake Griffin? Brooklyn? Portland?

Okc.

I tried that in NBA Trade Machine. No dice unless the Pistons want Melo to return to his Knicks form.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:01 pm

If they're trading Griffin they're blowing it up, which includes Monroe. OKC trades adams and singler and runs a lineup of rw-robes-pg-melo-griffin. Media worldwide states they're the new dubs.

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Postby 198d__ » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:04 pm

The Pistons are entirely fucked.
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Postby taylorm » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:04 pm

Tough to trade Monroe when he's in Boston. Bold strategy.

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:05 pm

dank wrote:If they're trading Griffin they're blowing it up, which includes Monroe. OKC trades adams and singler and runs a lineup of rw-robes-pg-melo-griffin. Media worldwide states they're the new dubs.

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Postby taylorm » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:08 pm

I wonder if Denver would trade Faried + Chandler + future first for Griffin? They basically give up nothing, but there's a logjam with Millsap already there.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:13 pm

fred durst wrote:
dank wrote:If they're trading Griffin they're blowing it up, which includes Monroe. OKC trades adams and singler and runs a lineup of rw-robes-pg-melo-griffin. Media worldwide states they're the new dubs.

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Fuck you Tim

I legitimately considered a trigger warning and a spoiler on the whole thing. :smt019

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gunna go ponder how to combat my internalized racism because i can't tell the difference between Drummond and Monroe even when I'm reading their fucking names on the trade machine.
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Postby Yosupbro » Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:21 pm

I have that same dilemma don't feel bad
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Postby Daytona 500 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:12 pm

I think the team just hates SVG and he needs to go.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:06 pm

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This alley oop went in. Giannis isn't human.
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Postby rocketskates » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:22 pm

Giannis a gift from god. I wish the season would just end already so the Bucks can get a real coach in the summer and maybe some other good basketball players.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:18 pm

You think SVG will finally go to work on that mixtape when he gets fired in a couple weeks?
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Postby taylorm » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:36 pm

The Ringer president was fired for sexual misconduct.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:41 pm

shithead wrote:The Ringer president was fired for sexual misconduct.

Good and the fucker looks like Weinstein.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:42 pm

And Taylor, forever no to that Blake to Portland bullshit.
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Postby taylorm » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:43 pm

Blake and SVG are destined for mediocrity in Detroit together, so you're safe.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:50 pm

Someone on twitter said Raptors/Rockets would be the first finals on NBATV. For a second I wasn't sure whether it was a joke or not.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:34 pm

Basketball is the cool sport right now and that's just people having sour grapes.

I am sure a lot of the country is on the "ANYTHING BUT CAVS AND DUBS PLZ"
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:35 pm

I straight up won't watch Cavs/Dubs.

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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:36 pm

That's my boy.
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Postby taylorm » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:36 pm

Raptors/Rockets would force the NBA to put the Finals back on tape delay.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:37 pm

LeftHandLaugh wrote:That's my boy.

He's on the Raptors hypetrain.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:42 pm

Corey Brewer is gonna take the Thunder all the way to the Finals. Where we will lose again to LeBron James who now plays for the Raptors.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:44 pm

Tim, tonight's the night.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:53 pm

LeftHandLaugh wrote:Tim, tonight's the night.

Is it? The Spacewalkers have a 4 game lead on the Raps and the Dubs. The Blazers really need to keep the momentum and beat the a healthy playoff at home. There's also a contingent of homers that think the Blazers are still secret garbage(surprisingly not me).

5% chance the Rockets blow em out of the water. 15% chance this is a good close game with some fun swings. 80% chance the Bazers win wire to wire including a 18 point lead at one point. :chicken:
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:00 pm

It is, at least on this side. The momentum is really important and while adversity has been a thing during the streak...it's going to see what the bench is made out of.

I'm not saying he's the next Great White Hope but I think Meyers is finally realizing that he can play basketball. Is it because the better of version of him is succeeding? Possibly.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:01 pm

fred durst wrote:Corey Brewer is gonna take the Thunder all the way to the Finals. Where we will lose again to LeBron James who now plays for the Raptors.

Keep wondering if the OKC fans are going to turn on Brewer after he costs a couple games by sucking blowing it on both ends of the floor or if Melo has conditioned them to just blame him still.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:08 pm

LeftHandLaugh wrote:I'm not saying he's the next Great White Hope but I think Meyers is finally realizing that he can play basketball. Is it because the better of version of him is succeeding? Possibly.

NOOOOOOO! You're catching homeritis. That shit's terminal, man. It starts with "No, he's been sneaky good lately," next year you're gunna be all "It's straight disrespectful that Leonard isn't running away with 6MoY" while he's shooting 24% from the field.

Don't do it. :smt018
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:23 pm

I am just saying he is realizing he can play. I am not expecting anything from him...anymore. That contract still gives me nightmares.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:29 pm

So, assuming the blazers get bounced in the second round, What do you want to see in the offseason?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:35 pm

Wait who is Carmelo Anthony?
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:57 pm

[Herring] USA Basketball and the NBA just released a set of rules and standards for its youth programs. Among changes: They're eliminating 3-pt field goals for players between the ages of 7 & 8 and 9 & 11, to promote the idea shooting from a "developmentally appropriate distance."
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:57 pm

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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:59 pm

thanks obama
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Postby Yosupbro » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:07 pm

They should remove 3 pointers until high school
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:09 pm

Fuck that get rid of the two
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Postby andydansby » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:11 pm

Lamelo's fault
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:47 pm

LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:thanks obama

Acting from the deep state to take away the one thing white people are good at definitely sounds like something he would do.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:10 pm

dank wrote:
LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! wrote:thanks obama

Acting from the deep state to take away the one thing white people are good at definitely sounds like something he would do.


people who shoot 3s make fun of obamas mustard choice, leading to his decision to remove it from the game
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