TOUCH IT DAVE: A RETROSPECTIVE

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:58 am

Are we not talking about the westbrook ejection because we all agree the thunder aren't worth mentioning until PG dumps their ass for beaches?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:59 am

I really don't even see the point in discussing the ejection. That was trash, and we both know it was trash.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:02 pm

Westbrook's instanteous recovery from that facebreaking concussion when he heard the travel call was pretty funny, doe.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:03 pm

He has been really selling contact more this year than previous years. I think he thinks because he got that MVP that they're just going to fluff his dick because he has to play through contact. Personal pet peeve.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:17 pm

Me when the squad is trying to start a fight:

As the drama unfolded later, Rockets center Clint Capela walked down the main corridor and banged on the front entrance to the Clippers' locker room, league sources said. Soon, a Clippers staff member opened the door and looked up to see Capela, a formidable 6-foot-10 figure, standing in the doorway.

She shut the door in Capela's face. For a few moments, Capela stood there, unsure how to proceed. Before long, Capela walked back to the Rockets' locker room, showered and headed for the bus
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:18 pm

I like to imagine he did that walking to the sound of the peanuts song.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:26 pm

The best thing is that Capela was the distraction so CP3 & Co. took a back hallway to the Clips locker room.

I am excited for the shenanigans.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:29 pm

Where are those koreans that make the 3d illustration videos? They need to get on this yesterday.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:43 pm

Also, Shaq and Chuck's reaction to the entire thing was PRICELESS.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:44 pm

HELP I'M 6'10 220 POUNDS AND ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL FORWARDS IN THE LEAGUE AND CHRIS PAULS GONNA KICK MY ASS
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:51 pm

Chris Paul punches dicks in a basketball game. You think he's not going to punch your dick in an actual fight, shaq?
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Postby taylorm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:01 pm

https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/1/16 ... ocker-room

God, the Ringer's whole "we're just pals hangin' in the office, riffing on sports!" act is so forced.
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Postby James k » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:56 pm

This is the story of the year. Secret passageways, decoy centers.
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Postby James k » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:57 pm

shithead wrote:https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/1/16/16897496/houston-rockets-la-clippers-fight-locker-room

God, the Ringer's whole "we're just pals hangin' in the office, riffing on sports!" act is so forced.

he misses jalen so much
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:08 pm

Gah, I love the Ringer.
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Postby James k » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:12 pm

https://deadspin.com/bill-simmons-is-a- ... 1822032693

Pretty much sums up Bill Simmons' last decade. Drew Magary's vitriol forever inspires me. I hope I get that good at talking shit one day.

Bill Simmons: By Christmas Eve, after yet another Jimmy victory, my buddy Hench emailed me…

Drew Magary: God, FUCK Hench. How many goddamn friends and relatives are you gonna give jobs to? “Coming up next on The Ringer is a 57-part podcast breaking down Short Circuit 2 hosted by my boy, and #1 Short Circuit 2 fan, D-Mick!” Ron Artest had a smaller crony payroll, Christ.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:13 pm

At what point can we collectively put an asterisk next to the Book of Basketball and agree that otherwise he doesn't matter?
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Postby James k » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:16 pm

fred durst wrote:At what point can we collectively put an asterisk next to the Book of Basketball and agree that otherwise he doesn't matter?

the moment he started to suck was when he went on TV all the time and became friends with everyone he used to talk shit about. the whole novelty of him talking to his old college friends was that he didnt know anyone else but he wanted people to talk shit with. after he got famous it was just cronyism.
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Postby taylorm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:29 pm

James k wrote:https://deadspin.com/bill-simmons-is-a-fucking-embarrassment-1822032693

Pretty much sums up Bill Simmons' last decade. Drew Magary's vitriol forever inspires me. I hope I get that good at talking shit one day.

Bill Simmons: By Christmas Eve, after yet another Jimmy victory, my buddy Hench emailed me…

Drew Magary: God, FUCK Hench. How many goddamn friends and relatives are you gonna give jobs to? “Coming up next on The Ringer is a 57-part podcast breaking down Short Circuit 2 hosted by my boy, and #1 Short Circuit 2 fan, D-Mick!” Ron Artest had a smaller crony payroll, Christ.

That article is honestly just as bad, if not worse, than anything Simmons has ever written. It’s like the writer just discovered swear words or something.
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Postby James k » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:30 pm

Uh Drew Magary gives us the best sports journalism series EVERY YEAR

Bite it, Boston homer
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:31 pm

Yeah, I'm with Jim here. Drew Magary fucking rules.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:34 pm

#IStandWithJim
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Postby taylorm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:39 pm

Why don’t you butt fuck him then?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:40 pm

Well, I don't think that's what Jim OR Drew want me to do...but I must give the people what they want.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:42 pm

shithead wrote:Why don’t you butt fuck him then?

Because you're carrying all the butt hurt this thread can hold.
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Postby taylorm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:45 pm

dank wrote:
shithead wrote:Why don’t you butt fuck him then?

Because you're carrying all the butt hurt this thread can hold.

...how?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:47 pm

Hey, hey! Enough of this! I was about to get laid!
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:40 pm

shithead wrote:Why don’t you butt fuck him then?

LOL

Who hurt you? You fucking babie. If you're going to constantly be dismissive of others and what they have to say you better come up with something better than 'butt fuck[ing]' when you get your feelings hurt by something so simple as another person disagreeing with your shit opinions. Bitch.
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Postby WheresTheGabagool » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:46 pm

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:55 pm

So as much fun as the original story was, they're saying it was ariza (former laker) who was actually about it. Also Spawn of Rivers had the audacity to call someone a bitch ass.
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Postby taylorm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:07 pm

Alex 2K wrote:
shithead wrote:Why don’t you butt fuck him then?

LOL

Who hurt you? You fucking babie. If you're going to constantly be dismissive of others and what they have to say you better come up with something better than 'butt fuck[ing]' when you get your feelings hurt by something so simple as another person disagreeing with your shit opinions. Bitch.

Yeah, uh, we joke like that a lot in this thread and have for years. Sorry you took it so seriously..?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:09 pm

who do I get to fuck tho
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Postby taylorm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:11 pm

The Doo Doo cup filled with tapioca.
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:16 pm

shithead wrote:
Alex 2K wrote:
shithead wrote:Why don’t you butt fuck him then?

LOL

Who hurt you? You fucking babie. If you're going to constantly be dismissive of others and what they have to say you better come up with something better than 'butt fuck[ing]' when you get your feelings hurt by something so simple as another person disagreeing with your shit opinions. Bitch.

Yeah, uh, we joke like that a lot in this thread and have for years. Sorry you took it so seriously..?

Your posturing and my response isn't a catch-all for this or the sports threads in general.


Your "....how?" is the real signifier here. You are unassailable.
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:17 pm

*doo doo jump
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:20 pm

Guys, cmon. Secret PASSAGES
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Postby krujones » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:23 pm

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Postby taylorm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:25 pm

Alex 2K wrote:
shithead wrote:
Alex 2K wrote:
shithead wrote:Why don’t you butt fuck him then?

LOL

Who hurt you? You fucking babie. If you're going to constantly be dismissive of others and what they have to say you better come up with something better than 'butt fuck[ing]' when you get your feelings hurt by something so simple as another person disagreeing with your shit opinions. Bitch.

Yeah, uh, we joke like that a lot in this thread and have for years. Sorry you took it so seriously..?

Your posturing and my response isn't a catch-all for this or the sports threads in general.


Your "....how?" is the real signifier here. You are unassailable.

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:28 pm

krujones wrote:Here is an actual fight to discuss

https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2018/1/16/ ... lica-fight

Secret passages or gtfo
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:38 pm

shithead wrote:
Alex 2K wrote:
shithead wrote:
Alex 2K wrote:
shithead wrote:Why don’t you butt fuck him then?

LOL

Who hurt you? You fucking babie. If you're going to constantly be dismissive of others and what they have to say you better come up with something better than 'butt fuck[ing]' when you get your feelings hurt by something so simple as another person disagreeing with your shit opinions. Bitch.

Yeah, uh, we joke like that a lot in this thread and have for years. Sorry you took it so seriously..?

Your posturing and my response isn't a catch-all for this or the sports threads in general.


Your "....how?" is the real signifier here. You are unassailable.

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Postby Lobsterdog » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:59 pm

I like Magary and I hate Simmons and I couldn't get through 2 paragraphs of that tripe
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:25 pm

Simmons has become such a homer at this point regarding basketball that I don't even listen to anything he says anymore.
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:28 pm

fred durst wrote:2018 NBA dude. No one is swinging besides Serge.

Arron Afflalo from tonight says otherwise:

https://streamable.com/m7t5r
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:30 pm

I think other writers at the Ringer really outshine Bill on a constant basis...articles and podcasts wise.

Bill is the worst when the Celtics are doing good. Plus his hatred for the Blazers, fuck off with that. Indecision is the only one who gets a pass.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:33 pm

Climate_Of_Fear wrote:
fred durst wrote:2018 NBA dude. No one is swinging besides Serge.

Arron Afflalo from tonight says otherwise:

https://streamable.com/m7t5r

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:41 pm

LeftHandLaugh wrote:I think other writers at the Ringer really outshine Bill on a constant basis...articles and podcasts wise.

Bill is the worst when the Celtics are doing good. Plus his hatred for the Blazers, fuck off with that. Indecision is the only one who gets a pass.

Preach.
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Postby LeftHandLaugh » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:51 pm

:smt049 :smt049 :smt049 :smt049 :smt049
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Postby Lobsterdog » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:08 am

I cannot imagine still reading Bill Simmons in 2018. That guy hasn't been a good writer in like 15 years.
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:42 pm

Jalen trying to go in on Pierce.

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Postby Excursions » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:52 am

Pretty embarrassing Gerald Green and Ariza are the only guys to get suspended. DP3 leads a charmed life.
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