DB being DB (Star Wars spoilers)

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Postby Alex 2K » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:05 am

Yes, it is true. Han Solo gets run over by a car.
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Postby Mana Leak » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:12 am

Han Suckass
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Postby HunterWinstead » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:24 am

While watching the movie, I thought to myself "Damn, DB got me lol."
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:50 am

This is way better than that shitty ass super group
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Postby Alex Practice » Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:21 am

Worship wrote:who really gives a shit if 87 year old han solo dies or not



The whole theater was silent when it hapepened. No "omg" or gasps or "nooo!!" Just silence. Lmao
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Postby tookmychances » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:52 am

Alex Practice wrote:
Worship wrote:who really gives a shit if 87 year old han solo dies or not



The whole theater was silent when it hapepened. No "omg" or gasps or "nooo!!" Just silence. Lmao

Definitely the best part of the movie. Don't get me wrong, because I love Han, but he had to fucking die. It was epic.
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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:46 am

Ok great, let's just continue carrying out DB's plan to destroy and conquer...just like Rylo Ken
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Postby SteadyEddie » Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:16 am

blackhawks#1 wrote:is he hot?


Well he doesn't play hockey, so no.
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:57 am

i laughed out loud when this happened in the theater
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:11 am

!azzip wrote:
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Alex 2K wrote:
bluegreenmisery wrote:Oh well.
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Postby MorsXSupera » Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:28 am

I was looking around to see reactions but people were totally silent as well. I heard more gasps when they revealed who Ren was.

I also was like "damn, that dude was right, oh well"
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Postby Alex 2K » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:00 am

Worship wrote:i laughed out loud when this happened in the theater

I couldn't stop laughing. It was a laugh of both disbelief and appreciation.
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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:01 am

I'm about to go see this. Thanks a lot DB, you're about to make my morning wonderful.
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Postby Alex 2K » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:19 am

It really isn't all that bad. As mentioned you would have known anyway due to the setup of the scene. Knowing what's going to happen doesn't change how impactful it is.
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:47 pm

Alex 2K wrote:
Worship wrote:i laughed out loud when this happened in the theater

I couldn't stop laughing. It was a laugh of both disbelief and appreciation.


i made the two people next to me this morning v uncomfortable. it didnt ruin the movie for me at all!
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Postby gary from teen mom 2 » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:02 pm

Ren looking like Damone from Fast Times wtf. Laughed out loud.
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Postby fuckyoufuckingfuck » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:40 pm

I've tolerated DB for around 8 years, but this just really fucking tears it. I hope someone points a fucking gun at your head, cuts your dick off, and does unspeakable things to any friends or family you may have. Post castration, but pre murder.
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:48 pm

gary from teen mom 2 wrote:Ren looking like Damone from Fast Times wtf. Laughed out loud.

that dude is like 33 but looked 19
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:53 pm

fuckyoufuckingfuck wrote:I've tolerated DB for around 8 years, but this just really fucking tears it. I hope someone points a fucking gun at your head, cuts your dick off, and does unspeakable things to any friends or family you may have. Post castration, but pre murder.


no one can seriously be that mad over this? its a movie. calm down nerd.
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:53 pm

on the real though, this was probably the most predictable movie i have seen since The Notebook came out
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Postby gary from teen mom 2 » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:57 pm

shitbag wrote:
fuckyoufuckingfuck wrote:I've tolerated DB for around 8 years, but this just really fucking tears it. I hope someone points a fucking gun at your head, cuts your dick off, and does unspeakable things to any friends or family you may have. Post castration, but pre murder.


no one can seriously be that mad over this? its a movie. calm down nerd.


Seriously. "I've tolerated DB..." Oh, have you?
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Postby oceanwaves » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:09 pm

fuckyoufuckingfuck wrote:I've tolerated DB for around 8 years.

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Postby fuckyoufuckingfuck » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:14 pm

oceanwaves wrote:
fuckyoufuckingfuck wrote:I've tolerated DB for around 8 years.

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Postby fuckyoufuckingfuck » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:15 pm

On a serious note though, I also thought "Damn, DB got me.".
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Postby macho insecurity » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:31 pm

gary from teen mom 2 wrote:
shitbag wrote:
fuckyoufuckingfuck wrote:I've tolerated DB for around 8 years, but this just really fucking tears it. I hope someone points a fucking gun at your head, cuts your dick off, and does unspeakable things to any friends or family you may have. Post castration, but pre murder.


no one can seriously be that mad over this? its a movie. calm down nerd.


Seriously. "I've tolerated DB..." Oh, have you?

It's gotta be buckchalie.
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:06 pm

still the best thread on the board right now
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Postby CREATExCONTROL » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:20 pm

RIP Hope Solo
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Postby Worship » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:56 pm

Rylo Kiley
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Postby captainsunshine » Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:04 pm

Something Wrong
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HAN SOLO DEAD
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:07 pm

CREATExCONTROL wrote:RIP Hope Solo
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Postby worldxdownfall » Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:55 pm

So if anyone wants to give me Jess Boswell's address so I can beat him half to death with a baseball bat, feel free.

I hope you get cancer, and that's not hyperbole.
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Postby turd burglar » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:10 pm

worldxdownfall wrote:So if anyone wants to give me Jess Boswell's address so I can beat him half to death with a baseball bat, feel free.

I hope you get cancer, and that's not hyperbole.
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Postby judge smails » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:22 pm

Best thread
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:57 pm

lol @ the crybabies.
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Postby jim morrison » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:37 pm

worldxdownfall wrote:I hope you get cancer, and that's not hyperbole.


he already had cancer
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Postby fuck lambgoat » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:51 pm

holy fuck it was true? :smt005
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Postby speak your door » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:58 pm

you gotta figure harrison ford was gonna die, that's probably the only way he'd give enough of a fuck to do this one
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:09 am

han solo dying was punishment for harrison ford breaking his leg during filming.
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Postby rick2lifeonahorse » Sat Dec 19, 2015 1:07 am

as soon as it was revealed that he was hans son i was immediately like "mother fucker"

well played
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Postby macho insecurity » Sat Dec 19, 2015 1:47 am

worldxdownfall wrote:So if anyone wants to give me Jess Boswell's address so I can beat him half to death with a baseball bat, feel free.

I hope you get cancer, and that's not hyperbole.

If you want to get to him, you'll have to go through me.
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Postby Motocrab » Sat Dec 19, 2015 1:56 am

Logged in after all these years to say what a giant fgt this fucker is. May Varg burn your house down and nail your dick to a burning cross.
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Postby Mana Leak » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:06 am

Better than the cancer bit
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Postby ryanfl » Sat Dec 19, 2015 7:36 am

Fuck you db you not nice person :smt018
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Postby SHON87 » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:00 am

How the fuck had this thread not been deleted? What the fuck?
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Postby trenchbuttocks » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:05 am

worldxdownfall wrote:So if anyone wants to give me Jess Boswell's address so I can beat him half to death with a baseball bat, feel free.

I hope you get cancer, and that's not hyperbole.


http://www.whitepages.com/name/Jess-R-Boswell/Corpus-Christi-TX/4bjxe12

he's from corpus christi, right? I don't know how many jess boswells that city has but this is a pretty good bet
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Postby Metalfaced_DOOM » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:05 am

It's a scifi movie owned by Disney.
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Postby terminalnation » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:32 am

Boner In Sweatpants wrote:han solo dying was punishment for harrison ford breaking his leg during filming.


p sure he's been wanting it since a new hope tbh
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Postby Killedbyschool » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:38 am

As funny as this is, it's really not that funny. And actually kind of sucks. A lot.
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Postby terminalnation » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:39 am

hey man old people break their legs sometimes but its nothing to cry about
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