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Postby bluegreenmisery » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:25 pm

I made this thread to be silly and thought this would be too preposterous to be real, but apparently Rylo Ken really does kill Han Solo in the film. Oh well.
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:40 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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Postby Mr. Jewrall » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:41 pm

Boner In Sweatpants wrote::smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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Postby Worship » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:59 pm

Lollllll
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Postby Mana Leak » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:21 pm

Lmfao o wow
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Postby Worship » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:22 pm

Ryu ken
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Postby MorsXSupera » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:36 pm

holy shit hahahah . Can't wait for 7pm.
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Postby theXdXman » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:37 pm

please tell me this is just total bullshit. if not, OP is such a piece of shit.
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Postby oldorder » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:47 pm

Perfect.
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Postby Mr. Jewrall » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:48 pm

theXdXman wrote:please tell me this is just total bullshit. if not, OP is such a piece of shit.


You have to see the movie to find out.

The beauty of DB trolls is never knowing if he's full of shit or not.
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:48 pm

bluegreenmisery wrote:Oh well.
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:49 pm

Whats the next big movie db gets a screening to that he can share with us?
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Postby wegotdome » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:50 pm

I hope this actually happens/happened just to make people that much angrier.
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Postby wegotdome » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:50 pm

turd burglar wrote:hahahahahaahahah omg im so funny check me out man !!!! maybe DPN and FSU will wanna suck my dicks now!!!!!!


Wut?
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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:56 pm

wegotdome wrote:I hope this actually happens/happened just to make people that much angrier.


I mean its everywhere now. lol
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Postby wegotdome » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:59 pm

That's awesome.
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Postby Worship » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:00 pm

Alex 2K wrote:
bluegreenmisery wrote:Oh well.
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:25 pm

bluegreenmisery wrote:I made this thread to be silly and thought this would be too preposterous to be real, but apparently Rylo Ken really does kill Han Solo in the film. Oh well.

You're beauteous
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:36 pm

Also, Rylo Ken is up there with Honda Cervix, muslimism, and Guy Ferrari, lead singer of Mouthwash
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Postby Boner In Sweatpants » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:38 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Also, Rylo Ken is up there with Honda Cervix, muslimism, and Guy Ferrari, lead singer of Mouthwash


You mean Guy Ferrari?
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Postby Mana Leak » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:03 pm

No, he meant guy ferrari
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Postby MorsXSupera » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:15 pm

I wonder how many hate PMs he's been getting, post them.
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Postby !azzip » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:15 pm

Worship wrote:
Alex 2K wrote:
bluegreenmisery wrote:Oh well.
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Postby ohcaptain » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:18 pm

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT ITS TRUE HAHAHAH
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Postby Iconoclast2 » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:26 pm

ohcaptain wrote:THE FUNNY THING IS THAT ITS TRUE HAHAHAH


He knew it was true
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:29 pm

i don't even know which one han solo is. mark hammill?
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Postby Iconoclast2 » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:32 pm

Indiana Jones
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Postby Worship » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:34 pm

blackhawks#1 wrote:i don't even know which one han solo is. mark hammill?

the scruffy lookin one
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Postby Iconoclast2 » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:34 pm

nerf herder*
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:35 pm

is he hot?
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Postby captainsunshine » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:36 pm

blackhawks#1 wrote:i don't even know which one han solo is. mark hammill?

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Postby LIL LEMON!!!!!!!!!! » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:37 pm

Worship wrote:
blackhawks#1 wrote:i don't even know which one han solo is. mark hammill?

the scruffy lookin one


the giant bear thing that yells?
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:40 pm

rosebud...
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Postby gregor samsa » Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:35 pm

still laughing about this
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Postby andydansby » Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:22 pm

shitbag wrote:
Worship wrote:
blackhawks#1 wrote:i don't even know which one han solo is. mark hammill?

the scruffy lookin one


the giant bear thing that yells?

The big blob guy that looks like he smells like piss and vinigger.
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Postby Mana Leak » Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:43 pm

captainsunshine wrote:
blackhawks#1 wrote:i don't even know which one han solo is. mark hammill?

Image


Afroman!
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Postby macho insecurity » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:19 pm

Still laughing at this and Rylo Ken
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Postby oldorder » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:27 pm

why do NFL players smoke weed if there are rules? wrote:Still laughing at this and Rylo Ken

I like to think he knew all along, cried wolf with all his other fake spoilers so no one really took him seriously and he just spoiled the biggest movie release of the year.
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Postby righteous jad » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:31 pm

bluegreenmisery wrote:I made this thread to be silly and thought this would be too preposterous to be real, but apparently Rylo Ken really does kill Han Solo in the film. Oh well.


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Postby theXdXman » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:46 pm

The fact that this never got deleted makes me never want to post on this board again
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Postby publix subs » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:49 pm

well I just got back from the theatre

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Postby MorsXSupera » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:56 pm

Just got back... oh well....
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Postby brianerickson » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:15 pm

i'm laughing go goddamn hard
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Postby Mana Leak » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:23 pm

So does this Hans character actually bite the proverbial literal bullet? Spoiler tag it cause I wanna know but I'm sure some dunderhead will cry about it if you don't
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Postby brianerickson » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:24 pm

turd burglar wrote:OMG you are so funny!!!!!#!@$@! HAHA HEHE you totally got us omgzzz!!!! your so funny cool and trendy !!!!!

why the fuck would you ruin something so many people have been waiting for and care about, just to shit on it and ruin it, just cuz your complete fuckin inconsiderate assholes and dont like star wars, we already know your too fuckin cool, go fuckin kill yourself you lil depressed internet trolls


I am turning this into a needlepoint and hanging it on my wall.

Fucking beautiful.
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Postby MorsXSupera » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:42 pm

Mana Leak wrote:So does this Hans character actually bite the proverbial literal bullet? Spoiler tag it cause I wanna know but I'm sure some dunderhead will cry about it if you don't


Spoiler: show
he dies, even if this was not spoiled, the set up for it screams it pretty much.The tension and setting tells you some shit is about to go down.This was in fact a real accurate spoiler haha
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Postby Mana Leak » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:53 pm

MorsXSupera wrote:
Mana Leak wrote:So does this Hans character actually bite the proverbial literal bullet? Spoiler tag it cause I wanna know but I'm sure some dunderhead will cry about it if you don't


Spoiler: show
he dies, even if this was not spoiled, the set up for it screams it pretty much.The tension and setting tells you some shit is about to go down.This was in fact a real accurate spoiler haha


Spoiler: show
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Postby JOWER 106 » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:03 am

Well shit..
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Postby Alex 2K » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:05 am

Yes, it is true. Han Solo gets run over by a car.
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Postby Mana Leak » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:12 am

Han Suckass
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