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Postby I gave you power » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:53 pm

SNAKES wrote:So who is fighting for a playoff spot in JPL?



Possibly up to 7 teams. I don't THINK I can miss out on the playoffs even if I lose this week due to H2H tiebreakers and having second most points in the league but I'm not positive.
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Postby b andrus » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:15 pm

dank wrote:
I gave you power wrote:
dank wrote:
I gave you power wrote:I rest my fucking case.


20 minutes into the first game of the season. Bold strategy, cotton.

But at least the arguement is over...




You wanna put some sort of legit bet on Gillislee's production this year? I will fucking GLADLY put my money where my mouth is while the rest of you shitsippers chirp about nothing in particular.

I don't have to bet shit. You said you're already done. Cool. Now we can revisit it at the end of the season and see how it played out.



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lets get Jordan riled up tonight
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Postby Heathenist » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:51 pm

FACEPALM wrote:
dank wrote:
I gave you power wrote:
dank wrote:
I gave you power wrote:I rest my fucking case.


20 minutes into the first game of the season. Bold strategy, cotton.

But at least the arguement is over...




You wanna put some sort of legit bet on Gillislee's production this year? I will fucking GLADLY put my money where my mouth is while the rest of you shitsippers chirp about nothing in particular.

I don't have to bet shit. You said you're already done. Cool. Now we can revisit it at the end of the season and see how it played out.



:smt064

lets get Jordan riled up tonight

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Postby SNAKES » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:36 pm

I gave you power wrote:
SNAKES wrote:So who is fighting for a playoff spot in JPL?



Possibly up to 7 teams. I don't THINK I can miss out on the playoffs even if I lose this week due to H2H tiebreakers and having second most points in the league but I'm not positive.

If I miss out on the playoffs I'll fucking riot.
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Postby I gave you power » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:11 am

I don't think you can for the same reason. I'm preeeetttttty sure only the 6-6 teams can miss out but it's too much work to figure that out for sure.
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:15 am

I started 6-2 and am now 6-6. I would not be surprised if I don't make it. Team sucks.
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Postby Yosupbro » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:01 pm

Thanks for dropping Morris
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:13 am

The fact that if an individual player you start gets a lot of yards or a TD on special teams you get no points but if he fumbles on special teams its -2 is HORSESHIT.
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Postby b andrus » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:29 am

I gave you power wrote:The fact that if an individual player you start gets a lot of yards or a TD on special teams you get no points but if he fumbles on special teams its -2 is HORSESHIT.



have to say I agree with that
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Postby Killedbyschool » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:46 am

Damn, the Losman doesn't allow individual return TD's?
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:50 am

That's the default. Which makes sense: If you start, say, the Carolina D/ST and McCaffrey you shouldn't get 12 points off one TD, but it makes absolutely no goddamn sense on Earth for fumbles to be individually penalized when happening on ST.
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Postby pushthepavement » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:26 pm

The real bullshit is not being able to slot mccaffery in at wr like you could with rbs of his ilk a few years ago. I have to decide between juju, Dede Westbrook or Sanu with cooper out.
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Postby bricksandbones » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:57 pm

Anyone else starting Gordon tomorrow?
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Postby Heathenist » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:59 pm

bricksandbones wrote:Anyone else starting Gordon tomorrow?


I'm holding off for now. In the league where I was able to grab him I'm starting Cooks, Tate, and Funchess instead.

I also have Crabtree but his dumbass got suspended.
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Postby bricksandbones » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:51 am

I am forced to start two of:
Josh Gordon, Corey Coleman, Aaron Jones (My WR3 and flex spots).

Im starting Gordon and Jones, and need a win to get in. Bit of a gamble here.
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Postby Alex 2K » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:08 am

Derek this entire FF season rides on your Week 13.
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Postby Yosupbro » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:15 pm

Alex Smith!!!!!!!
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Postby Yosupbro » Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:44 pm

Sproles might pull off the upset
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Postby Alex 2K » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:55 pm

goddamn Derek you beautiful bastard. Now I just need AJ to not shit the bed.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:47 pm

Alex 2K wrote:goddamn Derek you beautiful bastard.

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Postby bricksandbones » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:53 pm

bricksandbones wrote:I am forced to start two of:
Josh Gordon, Corey Coleman, Aaron Jones (My WR3 and flex spots).

Im starting Gordon and Jones, and need a win to get in. Bit of a gamble here.

I am up by 6.8, and he has AJ Green left. :smt009
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Postby Shnoopy y VVoodstock » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:53 pm

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Postby Yosupbro » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:54 pm

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Postby Shnoopy y VVoodstock » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:54 pm

EAT MY SHORTS JAMES K

SPROLES UP IN THIS BITCH FUCKIN' UP YO CHANCES

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Postby I gave you power » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:16 am

Some 7-6 team in the Losman is gonna miss the playoffs and I don't know who it is. Somebody is gonna be REAL mad at 7 am tomorrow.

Won't be me. 8-5 w/ second most points in the league scored. Alvin Kamara is comin' for that belt.
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:37 am

It'll probably be Bill (RIP).
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Postby James k » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:06 am

- Tom Brady having a bad game
- Zurlein missing that XP
- The Baldwin TD being called back

There were so many chances blown and I lost by one point and I'm out of the playoffs. I'm not even going to pretend I didn't shed a tear last night when the final whistle sounded.
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Postby Yosupbro » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:12 am

Team autodraft
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Postby skeephop » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:12 am

Brady screwed me too. And I have Brandin Cooks in my flex position who had 2 catches for 17 yds.

The only way I'm winning is if Antonio Brown catches 4 TDs tonight lol. I thought I was done last week and he saved me. This week tho, I really am done :/
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Postby James k » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:13 am

For a team that autodrafted, lost their WR1 (ODB) for the year, having another receiver be a garbage can (Dealer Tagz), my starting TE be a corpse (Jordan Reed) I'm proud of everything this team this year.
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Postby I gave you power » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:36 am

Josh Gordon looked good tho. Happy I scooped him a couple weeks ago.
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:37 am

I gave you power wrote:Josh Gordon looked good tho. Happy I scooped him a couple weeks ago.


Starting him in a fantasy playoff game is a scary proposition though. You should do it.
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Postby Yosupbro » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:59 am

James k wrote:For a team that autodrafted, lost their WR1 (ODB) for the year, having another receiver be a garbage can (Dealer Tagz), my starting TE be a corpse (Jordan Reed) I'm proud of everything this team this year.

Ya but didn't you say you'd leave the league if you didn't make the playoffs or some shit
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Postby Heathenist » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:00 am

Yosupbro wrote:
James k wrote:For a team that autodrafted, lost their WR1 (ODB) for the year, having another receiver be a garbage can (Dealer Tagz), my starting TE be a corpse (Jordan Reed) I'm proud of everything this team this year.

Ya but didn't you say you'd leave the league if you didn't make the playoffs or some shit

He definitely did.
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Postby SNAKES » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:23 pm

I gave you power wrote:Some 7-6 team in the Losman is gonna miss the playoffs and I don't know who it is. Somebody is gonna be REAL mad at 7 am tomorrow.

Won't be me. 8-5 w/ second most points in the league scored. Alvin Kamara is comin' for that belt.

come at me bro
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Postby SNAKES » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:27 pm

I have scored less than 100 points only three times this season, and I'm 8-5.

Justin has scored less than 100 points 11 times this season, and he is 10-3!

He got so goddamn lucky this season.
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Postby I gave you power » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:34 pm

ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe wrote:
I gave you power wrote:Josh Gordon looked good tho. Happy I scooped him a couple weeks ago.


Starting him in a fantasy playoff game is a scary proposition though. You should do it.



He had 1500 yards while being thrown to by Brian Hoyer and Brandon Weeden and yesterday he made the exact kinds of tough and contested catches he was known for. And the speed is still there. I'm not worried.
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Postby I gave you power » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:43 pm

Justin has had 100 points scored on him ONCE this season and he won a matchup where he scored 65 points. Its unreal.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:20 pm

If Ryan gets into the playoffs, it's because KC DST put up -5 points this week.
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:25 pm

dank wrote:If Ryan gets into the playoffs, it's because KC DST put up -5 points this week.


Hell yup. I am pretty sure I will get into the playoffs, too.
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Postby Vergana » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:04 pm

I gave you power wrote:
ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe wrote:
I gave you power wrote:Josh Gordon looked good tho. Happy I scooped him a couple weeks ago.


Starting him in a fantasy playoff game is a scary proposition though. You should do it.



He had 1500 yards while being thrown to by Brian Hoyer and Brandon Weeden and yesterday he made the exact kinds of tough and contested catches he was known for. And the speed is still there. I'm not worried.

Lots of Jason Campbell that year too
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Postby Alex 2K » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:23 pm

I'm OB9L playoff bound lil homies
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Postby Yosupbro » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:35 pm

Good job everyone
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Postby Shnoopy y VVoodstock » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:38 pm

James k wrote:- Tom Brady having a bad game
- Zurlein missing that XP
- The Baldwin TD being called back

There were so many chances blown and I lost by one point and I'm out of the playoffs. I'm not even going to pretend I didn't shed a tear last night when the final whistle sounded.


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Postby Shnoopy y VVoodstock » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:38 pm

Alex 2K wrote:I'm OB9L playoff bound lil homies


you're welcome :smt006 :pizzaeater:
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Postby Alex 2K » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:43 pm

:smt056
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:54 am

yo it wasn't Jim that got knocked out of the playoffs........LOL
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Postby CK3count » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:55 am

I don’t get it. I have more overall points than two other teams that I am tied with. I went from a first round bye to out of the playoffs in one week.
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:06 am

What's yo division record compared to theirs.
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:34 am

CK3count wrote:I don’t get it. I have more overall points than two other teams that I am tied with. I went from a first round bye to out of the playoffs in one week.



Playoff tiebreaker is H2H record.

..but that doesn't explain how I got the bye over Snakes, who beat me. I don't know, the league settings -- which anyone can view and if you look at the league activity page can see have not been changed -- have stayed the same for tiebreakers in all eight years of The Losman.
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