OFFICIAL 2015 FANTASY FOOTBALL THREAD

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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:12 pm

I gave you power wrote:How TF am I behind Ryan in the standings when we have the same record but I beat him head-to-head and have more points scored this season?


Also on a more personal note, my team has plummeted into the hottest of trash. I will be surprised if I can stay in even a playoff picture until week 14.
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Postby Heathenist » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:24 pm

Broke my loss streak finally. Thanks for the trade Matt! I’m just playing to stay out of last place at this point.
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Postby Czarsy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:29 pm

Can't believe I'm even considering this but...

Uhhhh is Case Keenum an upgrade from Dak at this point? His -2pts really fucked me over last week and I'm barely hanging on to a playoff spot.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:52 pm

James k wrote:Tim

Does this rematch matter to you or is it all meaningless now that the streak is over

I've lost most meaning in my life and the colors don't taste as bright, but this is still srs biz.

I'm still in the playoff picture and I need wins to stay there. Also, losing to the corgis twice in the same season is basically the ff equivalent of this:
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:40 pm

I gave you power wrote:How TF am I behind Ryan in the standings when we have the same record but I beat him head-to-head and have more points scored this season?

ESPN holds division record over all else.
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:59 pm

Alex 2K wrote:
I gave you power wrote:How TF am I behind Ryan in the standings when we have the same record but I beat him head-to-head and have more points scored this season?

ESPN holds division record over all else.



I'm looking in my league info right now and Playoff Seeding Tie Breaker is legit 'head to head record.'
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:08 pm

Sure, but that's when you have the same division record which, I think, is an assumed tiebreaker.
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Postby djilo91 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:28 pm

Didn't Justo end up autodrafting, yet he's the only team in the league more than a game above .500.
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Postby James k » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:25 pm

And I autodrafted in OB9L and have the third best record in the league only one game out from the division lead
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Postby Yosupbro » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:32 pm

I regret that thielen trade. I made that offer out of spite, I am not one with the force
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Postby SNAKES » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:41 am

djilo91 wrote:Didn't Justo end up autodrafting, yet he's the only team in the league more than a game above .500.

His schedule luck has been incredible this year. I mean I have scored 177 more points than the second highest scorer (kenny), and 225 points more than Justin. Talk about shit luck on my end
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Postby earl » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:57 pm

Rudolph on Klumps bench #blessed
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Postby Yosupbro » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:00 pm

Does a blocked pat not count as a miss or somethin
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Postby earl » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:26 pm

Marvin Jones on my bench while state gets shutout is p cool
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:32 pm

circle of life
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Postby James k » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:04 pm

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:32 pm

Full. A little drunk. Better after that td?
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Nov 24, 2017 7:53 am

I like to think that Bill was looking at Keenum sitting on my bench thinking, "haha what an idiot he must feel like" as he racked up 31 points. Only for Rivers to come in a few hours later and drop 38.
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Postby CK3count » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:24 pm

I talked myself into benching Marvin Jones at like 4am while working the graveyard shift. Not the brightest decision looking back on it...
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Postby Heathenist » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:53 pm

CK3count wrote:I talked myself into benching Marvin Jones at like 4am while working the graveyard shift. Not the brightest decision looking back on it...

I always fuck myself over with late night tinkering.
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Postby Yosupbro » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:04 pm

I hate Alex Smith. I fucking knew it was all downhill
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Postby earl » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:10 pm

JULIOOOOOO
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Postby Alex 2K » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:13 pm

Team in my league is the epitome of mediocre. Including this week I've won 6 in a row in my work league. tale of two shitties
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Postby Vergana » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:28 pm

Kamara you the real champ.
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Postby Yosupbro » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:32 pm

I love him. Y'all slept
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:33 pm

Hey, Jim. How you feeling?
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Postby James k » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:39 pm

Better than my receivers which is to say not great
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Postby Yosupbro » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:40 pm

Auto draft
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:26 pm

Video of footage of the corgis today
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Postby Killedbyschool » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:36 pm

I was praying for overtime there with Ben, Brown, and Davante in that game. If I had started Jamaal Williams instead of Kareem Hunt, I'd have won by 5. Instead I need 21 points out of Lamar Miller. Could definitely happen but it'd be a Christmas miracle.
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Postby Yosupbro » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:40 pm

9 wins in a row
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gonna lose in the playoffs immediately
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Postby Alex 2K » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:44 pm

I was 6-3 and I'm going to miss the playoffs, so.
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Postby Wayne Woodrow Hayes » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:39 pm

Damn you Tom Savage
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:41 pm

Wayne Woodrow Hayes wrote:Damn you Tom Savage

Trey's team > your team
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Postby Heathenist » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:51 pm

dank wrote:
Wayne Woodrow Hayes wrote:Damn you Tom Savage

Trey's team > your team
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Postby Wayne Woodrow Hayes » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:52 pm

dank wrote:
Wayne Woodrow Hayes wrote:Damn you Tom Savage

Trey's team > your team


Don’t you dare belittle my fantasy football team!
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:05 am

Gonna be a WILD final week in the Losman.
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Postby Shnoopy y VVoodstock » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:33 pm

I need to do my part and beat James K. Don't worry TOB9L. I'll pick it up and knock James K outta playoffs. Looking at you Alex K.

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Postby James k » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:40 pm

Hard to believe the season is already over. It seems like only yesterday people were getting banned the day BEFORE the draft
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:42 pm

RIPIP Bill's old account.
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:27 pm

RIPIP to my season because of not being able to play Kyle Fucking Rudolph
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:33 pm

Alex 2K wrote:RIPIP to my season because of not being able to play Kyle Fucking Rudolph

foisted on your own retard.
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:37 pm

always
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:12 pm

The weight of the world is on your shoulders, Derek.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:33 pm

You have one fucking job, Matt.
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Postby Yosupbro » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:46 pm

Wut
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:22 pm

Since the division winners/BYE recipients have already been settled, and because I'm bored as shit at work, here are the division winners by year:

East

2011: Spickly
2012: Chocolate Factory
2013: Dave of Strength
2014: Danny G.
2015: Tim K
2016: Dildo
2017: Yosupbro

West

2011: Klump
2012: Klump
2013: Jim K
2014: Drunk Monkey
2015: Handsome Trey
2016: Klump
2017: James Y.
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Postby SNAKES » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:45 pm

So who is fighting for a playoff spot in JPL?
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Postby djilo91 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:23 pm

SNAKES wrote:So who is fighting for a playoff spot in JPL?


Thanks to 3 wins in a row I'm somehow still in it.

Crabtree is trying his hardest to make it not happen though.
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Postby SNAKES » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:27 pm

djilo91 wrote:
SNAKES wrote:So who is fighting for a playoff spot in JPL?


Thanks to 3 wins in a row I'm somehow still in it.

Crabtree is trying his hardest to make it not happen though.

We play each other this week. :smt004
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