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Postby James k » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:36 am

THE CORGIS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS IN BOTH LEAGUES
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Postby Yosupbro » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:15 am

He's going to win the championship
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Postby James k » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:30 am

I think a round of congratulations are in order from both commissioners.

"Wow, James K, another year of fantastic play and determined will to bring yourself into yet another playoff campaign. How do you do it? You're an inspiration."
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:59 am

I'll congratulate Donald Trump on his racial tolerance before I congratulate you for fantasy football.
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:16 am

If Jim K beats me in the first round, which is a huge possibility, I am rooting for him to win the whole. fuckin'. thing.
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Postby SNAKES » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:57 am

I don’t have a first round bye? I beat Jordan head to head and that is supposed to be the tiebreaker. The fuck.....
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Postby lord glamorous » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:23 am

ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe wrote:It'll probably be Bill (RIP).


It should have been but beating Mike Ford put me in the playoffs. :smt005
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:11 am

SNAKES wrote:I don’t have a first round bye? I beat Jordan head to head and that is supposed to be the tiebreaker. The fuck.....




Legit have no idea. I even checked this morning under league info and it has 'head to head matchup' listed as the playoff tiebreaker. Should be pretty cut-and-dry. You have me on total points too. Not sure what divisional record voodoo Alex is talking about but I don't think that can be it since it's not listed anywhere in our league as a tiebreaker.
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:17 am

Just looked and I went 3-2 in my division and Snakes went 2-3 in his. I guess that has to be it then. That's so weird because it's definitely never been a tiebreaker for ESPN before, and, again, it's not listed ANYWHERE.
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Postby Lobsterdog » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:32 am

Well thats the end of me in JPL.

I vote my spot goes to niggamortis.
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Postby CK3count » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:58 am

The JPL worked out it’s own way to hit me for not being relegated.
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Postby SNAKES » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:33 pm

Does it automatically take the two division winners as first round byes? I would like to vote on possibly merging from two divisions to one next year if possible. Something like divisional record for a tie breaker is so arbitrary and strange.

Just my two cents. But I’m also extremely salty right now haha
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Postby lord glamorous » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:47 pm

First Morrissey cancels his Philadelphia show and leaves all the CHUDs crying on fb. Now Ford quits JPL.

Christmas comes early.
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:51 pm

Lobsterdog wrote:Well thats the end of me in JPL.

I vote my spot goes to niggamortis.




Wait are you quitting or just assuming you'll be coming in 12th?
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Postby James k » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:56 pm

WHAT AN INSPIRING STORY
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Postby I gave you power » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:57 pm

SNAKES wrote:Does it automatically take the two division winners as first round byes? I would like to vote on possibly merging from two divisions to one next year if possible.




Oh wow I'm dumb, that's 100% what it is. For some reason that thought didn't even occur to me.

And that's something we can discuss next year. I've always liked it this way because it is just like the NFL. You get a better seeding winning your division at 8-8 than the WC at 10-6, or whatever. But if I'm in the minority there I'm not ultra-attached to the current structure.
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Postby SNAKES » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:58 pm

I gave you power wrote:
Lobsterdog wrote:Well thats the end of me in JPL.

I vote my spot goes to niggamortis.




Wait are you quitting or just assuming you'll be coming in 12th?

I believe this is about his bet with corgi guy
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Postby James k » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:11 pm

THE AMAZING CORGIS: THE HERO THE JPL DESERVES
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Postby earl » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:38 pm

Klump v earl 3 this weekend. Battle of Kitsap
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Postby Alex 2K » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:01 pm

dun dun dun
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:04 pm

Alex 2K wrote:yo it wasn't Jim that got knocked out of the playoffs........LOL

This is an injust travesty perpetrated through collusion and wild abuse of power. I have been in contact with Frank Mueller and we will get to the bottom of this deep state conspiracy.
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Postby James k » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:16 pm

I'M THE HERO
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:02 pm

You're a pestilence.
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:06 pm

There was a loser leaves town bet? Fucking nice.
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Postby James k » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:57 pm

I DID IT. THE CORGIS ARE HERE TO STAYYAY IN THE JPL, BAYBAYYYYYYYYY
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Postby James k » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:57 pm

All of this goes to show that if you follow your dreams and you believe in yourself, you can accomplish anything
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Postby SNAKES » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:33 pm

dank wrote:
Alex 2K wrote:yo it wasn't Jim that got knocked out of the playoffs........LOL

This is an injust travesty perpetrated through collusion and wild abuse of power. I have been in contact with Frank Mueller and we will get to the bottom of this deep state conspiracy.

fake news
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Postby lord glamorous » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:03 pm

ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe wrote:There was a loser leaves town bet? Fucking nice.


Yeah but I don't think it had to do with that. I didn't think I'd live to see either side honoring it tbh.
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Postby Lobsterdog » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am

I gave you power wrote:
Lobsterdog wrote:Well thats the end of me in JPL.

I vote my spot goes to niggamortis.




Wait are you quitting or just assuming you'll be coming in 12th?

I lost the bet. Turkish made the playoffs and I didn't therefore he finishes above me.
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Postby Alex 2K » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:26 pm

earl wrote:Klump v earl 3 this weekend. Battle of Kitsap

You beat me in the playoffs last year and it's going to happen again you bastert
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:33 pm

Bored at work Vol. 2, this only counts true bracket match-ups so no third place games, etc.


TOB9L Historical Playoff Records:

Spickly -

2011 (BYE): 2-0
2013: 0-1
OVR: 2-1 / .666

Klump -

2011 (BYE): 1-1
2012 (BYE): 0-1
2016 (BYE): 0-1
OVR: 1-3 / .250

Derek -

2011: 1-1
2012: 3-0
2014: 0-1
2015: 0-1
2016: 0-1
OVR: 4-4 / .500

Tim -

2011: 1-1
2012: 1-1
2013: 3-0
2014: 3-0
2015 (BYE): 2-0
OVR: 10-2 / .833

JJ -

2011: 0-1
2012: 0-1
OVR: 0-2 / .000

James Y. -

2011: 0-1
2013: 1-1
2014: 0-1
2015: 1-1
2016: 0-1
OVR: 2-5 / .286

Choc. Factory -

2012 (BYE): 1-1
OVR: 1-1 / .500

Trevor -

2012: 0-1
OVR: 0-1 / .000

DaveOfStrength -

2013 (BYE): 1-1
2015: 0-1
OVR: 1-2 / .333

Jim K. -

2013 (BYE): 0-1
2016: 3-0
OVR: 3-1 / .750

Dildo -

2013: 0-1
2015: 1-1
2016 (BYE): 0-1
OVR: 1-3 / .250

Danny G. -

2014 (BYE): 0-1
OVR: 0-1 / .000

Drunk Monkey -

2014 (BYE): 1-1
OVR: 1-1 / .500

Trey -

2014: 1-1
2015 (BYE): 1-1
OVR: 2-2 / .500

Earl -

2016: 2-1
OVR: 2-1 / .666
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:44 pm

Just more proof of the conspiracy to keep me from my 4th title in 5 years... #resist
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:52 pm

Maybe you shouldn't have lost to Jim that first time..... #I'mWithHim
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Postby Alex 2K » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:54 pm

Really it's just proof that my teams shit the bed come playoff time.
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:09 am

The bye week saaaaaaved me. Mixon ain't playing this week and Kamara got knocked out on the first drive. But with another 10 days rest hopefully they'll both be good to go for next Sunday.
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Postby James k » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:44 am

Remind me again who is the reigning defending undisputed champion
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Postby James k » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:02 am

I didn't realize that in 5 seasons, The Amazing Corgis have:
- Not made the playoffs twice (2012 and 2014)
- Missed an entire year (2015)
- Finished 3rd and won the league title in my only two playoff runs (2013 and 2016)
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:05 am

James k wrote:I didn't realize that in 5 seasons, The Amazing Corgis have:
- Not made the playoffs twice (2012 and 2014)
- Missed an entire year (2015)
- Finished 3rd and won the league title in my only two playoff runs (2013 and 2016)


Riveting statistics!
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Postby James k » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:38 am

How's your trophy case looking
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Postby xXxBretWeedxXx » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:38 am

ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe wrote:
James k wrote:I didn't realize that in 5 seasons, The Amazing Corgis have:
- Not made the playoffs twice (2012 and 2014)
- Missed an entire year (2015)
- Finished 3rd and won the league title in my only two playoff runs (2013 and 2016)


Riveting statistics!


Look at the story they tell!
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:03 pm

James k wrote:How's your trophy case looking

P good, actually.
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Postby Alex 2K » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:29 pm

Getting 3rd after having a BYE ain't impressive. Winning three (playoff games, championships, grudge matches) in a row is, though.
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Postby SNAKES » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:42 pm

I gave you power wrote:The bye week saaaaaaved me. Mixon ain't playing this week and Kamara got knocked out on the first drive. But with another 10 days rest hopefully they'll both be good to go for next Sunday.

RIGGED
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Postby Alex 2K » Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:52 pm

I'm starting Josh Gordan over Stills and Rudolph in my work league. risk big lose big
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:27 pm

Alex 2K wrote:I'm starting Josh Gordan over Stills and Rudolph in my work league. risk big lose big


That is a pretty safe start. Gordon is looking at 12-15 targets probably.
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Postby Heathenist » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:55 pm

Debating starting Gordon over Crabtree and Funchess. I also have Tate and Cooks.
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Postby lord glamorous » Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:26 am

Winning that piece of shit JPL when everyone was scoring 120-150 EVERY WEEK was amazing and yet terrible.

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Postby bricksandbones » Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:46 am

Alex 2K wrote:I'm starting Josh Gordan over Stills and Rudolph in my work league. risk big lose big

He had 84 yards and a healthy # of targets against the chargers, who have one the better tandem of perimeter CBs in th league.

This week he plays GB, whose perimeter CB tandem of House/King is - at best - mediocre.

Oh, and both of them are out tomorrow.
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Postby Teeth Malloy » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:01 am

Is anybody picking up Colts D with the news that Tyrod is out? I need a replacement defense this week and I'm debating Packers or Colts.
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