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Postby DrewBlood » Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:39 pm

The Foxy Lady in Providence:
Four stars for Legs & Eggs!! $7 for an all-you-can-eat buffet...I mean, strippers aren't really my thing, but they can free with the meal. Mimosa is $20 a small glass, so don't order that champagne cause it doesn't even get you into the champagne room.

Back to the buffet, we're talking... two kinds of eggs, sausage (ha ha), bacon, french toast (not edible), cereal & whole milk, fruit, and some other stuff. 6am-11am Fridays only. I waited 9 years for this!

$25+ for a lap dance in a creepy lounge and I saw there's an all-nude downstairs room, a shower room, and another interesting unnamed room...

$6 cab ride from downtown Providence.
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Postby !azzip » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:18 pm

Sausage ( ha ha)
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Postby righteous jad » Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:48 pm

Who the fuck would eat at a strip club?
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Postby xtimx » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:00 pm

righteous jad wrote:Who the fuck would eat at a strip club?


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Postby alexo505 » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:05 am

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tds-eubank-albuquerque

My rating lowered because on Monday, the bouncer freaked out on me and so did the manager. It felt really really hostile, but I guess that's what happens when you do steroids. Everyone's entitled to their bad days, but that was completely out of line, unprofessional, and actually kind of scary. It really ruined it for me. I don't know what happened to the smiling faces. :(
Note to staff. People like me pay your salary, so please, learn some respect.Or not, because attitude like that makes me not want to ever go back there. Believe me, it is their loss.


http://www.yelp.com/biz/knockouts-albuquerque

Who doesn't like ass n titties?

But not these things here, sorry.

I got a free dance from a newbie and she didn't smell great.

There was one hot girl out of 15 near closing and me and my date got a fine dance. She even did stuff to me we didn't $$ for. Hearts for eyes!

I love seeing fancy ladies dance, but it has ESP been in LA. It always was fun. Here was short, sad, desperate. Short songs, sad hopes, desperate feels everywhere.

But also the bar closes early and the rest of the girls are bunk. Guys hanging around are creepy, especially outside.
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Postby !azzip » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:07 am

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Postby !azzip » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:11 am

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More adventures of a misspent youth

I came to Harvey's (as Angel's used to be known) the first time on X-mas eve when I was just 18 (fake ID) after my then GF dumped me when I gave her a Xmas gift of diamond earrings that cost me $300. She said I was not in her league. F**K! that noise! I needed to get wasted!

Some friends said Harvey's ...WTF? Lets go! Who's Harvey??
How I ever got past the bouncers with my baby face I'll never know. I ended up having a effing great night with my bros and met a few new lady friends too. It was the beginning of a long relationship.

I had a job right down the street so this quickly became an almost every day watering hole for a couple of years. Mind you that it was still Harvey's bikini bar then. Pool was 50 cents and they had $2 pictures of beer for happy hour. And what a happy hour(s) it was! Get there at 3:30 and got to see the day shift girls and at 5:00 came the night shift and there was twice the girls during the overlap. I knew all the dancers by name, some much more intimately than others and had a grand old time!

I became pretty good friends with Jose the cook. He'd make me the best burgers, wings, pastrami, French dip, nachos a guy could want. I don't know who's cooking these days but they had some pretty solid bar food back in the day. I may have to get a bacon cheeseburger one of these days for old time sake.

They used to have charity car washes (I'd get mine washed 2-3 times), wet T-shirt night and armature night. The music was great, lots of heavy metal, blues and rock n roll. It is a chill place where suits and bikers would mingle and everybody had a great time.

I have been knocked out cold 2 times at Harvey's. Once when a bouncer was fighting with another guy missed him and hit me square on the jaw. Say goodnight Roy. The other time I was leaning in to close to the dance stage and Lace the dancer spun around and accidentally kicked me in the head. Say good night Roy. Both KO's resulted in many free cocktails and even several dates with the Lace.

I ended up changing jobs and what do ya know? I was now only a block from my 2nd home. This was fun for a while until a dancer / GF showed up at work looking for me. Not a pretty scene and not a good career move. I vowed to never date the girls from the then topless Harvey's again. LOL Stupid vows are like New Years resolutions.

I eventually weaned off Harvey's tit, grew up (kind of) and got married with children. But where would good old Al Bundy be with out an occasional trip to the nudie bar? So every once in a while I still pay homage to the best place to ever get knocked out cold at Angels Topless Sports Bar (Harv's).

Yea I'll be back


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Postby dogdicksummer2 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:22 am

Roy definitely seems like the old dude at the bar who will gab to you all night.
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Postby !azzip » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:33 am

oh for sure. the dude loves to share

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Postby perxhurt » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:03 pm

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Postby donnie_d3 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:06 pm

Gordon Shumway wrote:http://www.yelp.com/biz/king-arthurs-lounge-chelsea

Some of these reviews are fantastic.

"Nestled between the "New England Produce Distribution Center" and the "Cash and Carry" and directly across from a porn/buritto vendor this place takes up the prime real estate of downtown Scaryville. STAY AWAY. Do not go after dark. Should you chose to go during daylight hours, do not stay longer than 15 minutes. Sure the strip club is totally nude... sure its only a 10 minute drive from downtown Boston. STAY AWAY. You only have one life to live, and King Arthur's is the prime locale to lose it.

One testament to how shady this place is: some enterprising young man saw a business opportunity from the mounting body count of King Arthur's - so they built a Dunkin Donuts next door for the cops to hang out at while they wait for the next '187'. Business at Dunks is booming... while I was at King Arthurs there were a minimum of two police vehicles parked outside.

At King Arthur's speaking Spanish/Portugese will be to your advantage... I speak broken Italian.. which can only get you a broken arm... so I chose not to speak.

Ok. you say... ok. But what about King Arthur's Motel and Lounge.. I want more details... well here they come -

King Arthurs used to be a sketchy motel and bar in an sketchy industrial part of town... the years have not been too kind.

It is now a strip club/lounge/bar/pool room/motel... don't play pool here. Just get back in your car and drive away. As I drove by, I saw this place as a potential real diamond in the rough dive bar - boy did I underestimate it. I walked through the sidedoor and was impressed by the blaring hispanic music, poor decorations and multiple gaming opportunities... my buddy and I sidled up for a $3.50 Bud Light (pricey) and just enjoyed taking in this dive. I decided to go exploring for the men's room... After being thoroughly impressed with how far the fake suits of armor in the 'motel lobby' had fallen into disrepair I found my way to the bathroom. In addition to fully operational indoor plumbing (a surprise) I saw some pretty wild items available for purchase in the men's room, the kind of stuff I have only seen available during my trip to Byelorussia (you will have to wait until Yelp goes international to hear those stories) - after exiting I noticed a second bar on the far side of the motel lobby... low and behold it was a strip club... a packed strip club at 4:30 in the afternoon. After quickly surveying the surroundings I decided it was in my best interest to flee.

I have no idea what the Motel section is like. I think by the time you are asking those sorts of questions you are probably reading this on my stolen laptop as you drive to the nearest pawnshop for some crack money... I can't tell you any details, but I am guessing the rooms are rented by the hour... just like the ladies.

Should you choose to visit King Arthur's despite my warnings here is what you will need: a 4X4 vehicle (preferably something more intimidating than my girlfriend's Jeep Liberty) because Beecham Street is like navigating the Trans-African Highway through the rough part of Kenya; a flak vest - for when the natives get restless; a mounted 50mm - for cover fire during the get away; a fist full of quarters for the Men's room vending machines; and a fist full of dollars (because its not just a great movie, its how you get the ladies attention).

As a final comment. Please don't go here. I will feel terrible if someone gets shot/shived/crucified because my stupid Yelp review aroused too much curiosity from a good, albiet foolhardy soul."



it's been closed for a while now and it wasn't even scary. maybe a bit exciting, but not scary.
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Postby donnie_d3 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:11 pm

Peter Tips and The Ultimate Strip Club List are the only sites worth reading

http://petertips.blogspot.com/2009/06/m ... b-map.html

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Postby Que Sera Sera » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:12 pm

DrewBlood wrote:The Foxy Lady in Providence:
Four stars for Legs & Eggs!! $7 for an all-you-can-eat buffet...I mean, strippers aren't really my thing, but they can free with the meal. Mimosa is $20 a small glass, so don't order that champagne cause it doesn't even get you into the champagne room.

Back to the buffet, we're talking... two kinds of eggs, sausage (ha ha), bacon, french toast (not edible), cereal & whole milk, fruit, and some other stuff. 6am-11am Fridays only. I waited 9 years for this!

$25+ for a lap dance in a creepy lounge and I saw there's an all-nude downstairs room, a shower room, and another interesting unnamed room...

$6 cab ride from downtown Providence.


haha been here for the legs & eggs. Also went to this place called club balloons in Providence a few times when I was in school. They closed it after a guy got hacked up with a machete.
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Postby theb00box » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:56 pm

posting for more Roy
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Postby !azzip » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:37 am

othernewest1 wrote:
kevtv wrote:"Say good night Roy."
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Postby Chill 'em all » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:04 am

Sal Fasano's Mustache wrote:This one is in a plaza inbetween a Subway restaurant and a dope Gyro shop. Also across from a brand new Hard Rock casino and a sketchy as fuck horse track.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/mixers-northfield
This place rocks I went there and became the mayor of tity city. I ate a gyro while I got a lap dance.



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Postby born to die » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:21 am

DrewBlood wrote:The Foxy Lady in Providence:
Four stars for Legs & Eggs!! $7 for an all-you-can-eat buffet...I mean, strippers aren't really my thing, but they can free with the meal. Mimosa is $20 a small glass, so don't order that champagne cause it doesn't even get you into the champagne room.

Back to the buffet, we're talking... two kinds of eggs, sausage (ha ha), bacon, french toast (not edible), cereal & whole milk, fruit, and some other stuff. 6am-11am Fridays only. I waited 9 years for this!

$25+ for a lap dance in a creepy lounge and I saw there's an all-nude downstairs room, a shower room, and another interesting unnamed room...

$6 cab ride from downtown Providence.

For real this guy gets me
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Postby 198d__ » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:42 am

someone send this thread to roy.
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Postby !azzip » Tue May 08, 2018 3:13 pm

!azzip wrote:
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kevtv wrote:"Say good night Roy."
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Postby brah_life » Tue May 08, 2018 7:54 pm

Would party with Roy.
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Postby Brave Captain » Tue May 08, 2018 9:54 pm

https://www.yelp.com/biz/house-of-eden- ... -fullerton

as a dancerr who it was 1:13 in the morning the boss kicked a chair on me told me to get the fuck out who cares drink all u want dont treat ur dancers i had to leave for an emeergency hes night boss or what eever he needsto be fired fucked up place


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Postby Interlewd » Tue May 08, 2018 10:22 pm

This Place sucks!!!! What the hell. The girls are not attractive at all. They look like crackheads coming off a week long high. Nasty. Bunch of hookers and whores. No I do not want a lap dance from you....... You smell, your breath is stank and I'm pretty sure your snatch is the same. I don't want you rubbing your garbage disposal all up on my thigh, stinking up my pant leg. I don't think they make bleach strong enough to get that fishy smell out. Word to the wise, I've thrown out a pair of jeans because of this place... you have been warned!!! I think they get into two girls/one cup in the back.
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Postby pickingpad » Tue May 08, 2018 10:57 pm

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If you like smoked out, pockmarked tweekers and fat, nasty broads with stretchmarks in places you've never seen stretchmarks before, this is the place for you. A few girls with their pimps names in blue ink and breasts that look like someone opened a can of pillsbury biscuits and just let the dough sink to the floor. The best looking one was some hook nosed hyna with eyebrows that looked drawn on with a sharpie and bad gang tats, and she only wins that title by default because of how absolutely ruined her coworkers looked.

I saw some drunk looking old man with a laser pointer in hand try to lick some fat girls T's and I wanted to tell the poor fool to go get a shot of penicillin. The crowd was composed of a bunch of mexicans with 13's and gang sets tattooed everywhere, some well dressed black dudes, and some old dirty white guys.

Maybe its what they call an off night, maybe its business as usual, but when I was there every single female working looked disgusting and ready to disease someone.

I'm not sure if the club employs all those hobos that hang around there to pass out flyers or recruit customers or if they're just there, but it certainly doesn't add to the experience, unless you're into bums sitting on your car when you go back to it. Security doesn't worry about that apparently. I don't know if they expect you to tip an extra percentage that goes to the different guys names tattooed on these women or what, but I would personally call a stripper up from the phone book or Craigslist before I'd step foot in this pos again. Just a dirty, filthy place, and I don't mean that in any kind of a good way.
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Postby DrewBlood » Wed May 09, 2018 6:28 am

pickingpad wrote:
If you like smoked out, pockmarked tweekers and fat, nasty broads with stretchmarks in places you've never seen stretchmarks before, this is the place for you.

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Postby DAYMAN » Wed May 09, 2018 7:42 am

you need to grow some titties. my dick was soft as fuck. your waitresses were fat shits and your asses were small as fuck but i wouldnt want to fuck yall fat asses. you need to lose some god damn weight you fat shits. other than that is was good.
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Postby Worship » Wed May 09, 2018 8:58 am

dude gets 0 pussy
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Postby DrewBlood » Wed May 09, 2018 9:10 am

Frightening. At one point it was me, the bartender, a dancer who couldn't dance, and a homeless guy in the place.

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Postby donnie_d3 » Wed May 09, 2018 11:01 am

Brave Captain wrote:https://www.yelp.com/biz/house-of-eden-showgirls-fullerton

as a dancerr who it was 1:13 in the morning the boss kicked a chair on me told me to get the fuck out who cares drink all u want dont treat ur dancers i had to leave for an emeergency hes night boss or what eever he needsto be fired fucked up place


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Assyria has some helpful insight to places in the Irvine area and a wonderful ass.

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Postby jaredfromsubway » Thu May 10, 2018 12:49 am

"It was a slow night, Tuesday night and I sat down with one of the girls, I must say that most of them were attractive. I immediately received a handshake but it was not my hand she was shaking."
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Postby redstarohyeah » Thu May 10, 2018 12:50 pm

Oh what a disgusting strip club. I found this place after asking a local heroin addict I encountered where to find naked girls. The ATM fee was $9 and then I wasted money on the worst looking girls in the state until I got bored. Then outside I encountered a local who told me he just got out of jail in Walpole for 18 years (I assume it was for rape or murder). Also, the bouncer was a big fat idiot.


Hurricane Betty's in Worcester.

And this gem from Worcester's Centerfolds. Including the prerequisite Worcester beef over nothing.

Sounds like Dan B works for Hurricane Betty's lolz jus sayin, how u can say a place has "no room to move" plus "its empty" at the same time. Anyway, I've worked here and I'll say I noticed the owner controls the music, not the DJ, so dont complain to him when the music is a compilation of ur dad's 1980's playlist. The girls don't choose their music. When they hired me I was told by management they don't allow hip hop, they don't want that kind of crowd in there (yet there's more ghetto trash in this club than any playing mostly heavy bass tracks - go figure). They don't protect the girls, I was followed to my car and harassed by a black man and asked for security to walk me numerous times, never happened. I guess they liked him cuz he supplied the coke. Dark and filthy inside. No cameras or security in the back, every man expects to fuck or get blown in there so its used as a cheap dirty brothel. If ur already with STDs who doesn't mind paying fines to a drunk owner who takes 1/3 of ur earnings, you'll enjoy working here. Believe the idea is to keep you broke so you keep working hard and putting up with them. The girls bathroom has no doors. He said its to deter drug use. The girls who work here are so happy with their lives they shoot heroin and OD in the bathroom. I saw a girl in her 40s take her dentures out in the dressing room and gum her food. As a customer, there's no outdoor patio so this place sucks in the summer, since it would be nice to leave the pitch black to get some fresh air (and see the girls in daylight) occasionally. Or eat food. Not even a vending machine. Which is dangerous since they over serve alcohol. Seems like a fatal accident every 6 months from people leaving there intoxicated. Manager Craig walks around completely wasted by noon. Its commonplace for these places to humiliate their employees and treat them like crap, but its not worth it to be at this pig pen.
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Postby GnarlieBrown » Sun May 13, 2018 1:18 pm

Some more stuff from Centerfolds


what a come down...went yesteday/early eve. there was jelly ass selicia, gorgeous (not) Claudia. I am terrified of my sexuality brazzer. billerica massage amazon, amy the ugster barkeep. Charming jail tatted sophia,

josie the beak segull was swarming for action. i didn't dare make eye contat with any of the ugs. Candy's ass is looking disgusting! time to hang up the thong. Very little dance action going on. mostly retards with goverment checks that dont know any better.


I did anal with two of the centerfolds , one was tight and one was the Grand Canyon . One did a great job shafting and the other rimming . Not bad because I forgot to wipe .


I ripped a stinky wet fart as I strolled through the lap dance area. A lot of dry heaving followed.


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