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Postby blackhawks#1 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:25 pm

Lyrics to My Ax, the song Newton requested, include: 'My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back/Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack.'

Witnesses told NECN that Newtown, who was drinking beer during the stand-off, also had several knives inside the vehicle.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... quest.html
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Postby yiffcore » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:09 pm

A bed with nothing but stuffed animals on it
Getting into a fight at a little league game
All Your pets are blow up inflatable animals
Your family talk like professional wrestlers
Still rocking that rat tail
Stilling owning a TV Tray
Getting married at a Carnival
Your refrigerator is filled with nothing but Mac N Cheese, Coors, Mount Dew, and old Jello platters from when the 49'ers won the Super Bowl!
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Postby perxhurt » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:10 pm

head rubs
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Postby yiffcore » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:25 pm

GETTING INTO A FIGHT AT A PUBLIC POOL OVER A BEACH BALL

THINKING THE SUPER MARIO THEME IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ITALY

WHUPPING YOUR KIDS WITH A HOT WHEELS TRACK

REFUSING TO CUT THE MULLET
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Postby Worship » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:51 pm

yiffcore wrote:THINKING THE SUPER MARIO THEME IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ITALY

lol
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:08 pm

my rat tail
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Postby BeatOffTheBrat » Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:23 am

yiffcore wrote:
REFUSING TO CUT THE MULLET



get that rat's nest off your skull

tell the barber you is sick of looking like an asshole
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Postby MODULOK » Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:26 am

yiffcore wrote:
THINKING THE SUPER MARIO THEME IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ITALY




it is.
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Postby I gave you power » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:34 am

Worship wrote:
yiffcore wrote:THINKING THE SUPER MARIO THEME IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ITALY

lol



This is so good.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:40 am

RUINING THE THREAD BY NOT FOLLOWING THE FORMAT
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Postby I gave you power » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:40 am

YELLING "BUILD THAT WALL!" ANY TIME YOU DRIVE BY ANY SORT OF CONSTRUCTION SITE

MAKING YOUR KID RIDE HIS RAZOR SCOOTER DOWN THE INTERSTATE TO GET YOU A COUPLE OF NATTY DADDY'S

MICROWAVING YOUR WIFE'S NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC CD'S WHEN SHE GETS MOUTHY
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:41 am

FILLING AN ABOVE GROUND POOL WITH NATTY ICE AND TEACHING YOUR TODDLER HOW TO TREAD SUDS
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Postby oldorder » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:33 pm

RECORDING SOMETHING ON YOUR BOOST MOBILE PHONE AT A WEDDING WHILE SHOUTING "WOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDDSSSSSSSTTTTTAAAARRR"
EDIT: WHILE HOLDING THE PHONE VERTICALLY OF COURSE
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Postby Latenightloser » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:49 pm

NOT CLEANING YOUR TOILET AND JUST PISSING AWAY THE SCUM RING AROUND THE BOWL
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Postby Losing Battle » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:15 pm

RAIDING YOUR KID'S PIGGY BANK FOR THAT EXTRA TALL BOY OF BUSCH ICE

SELLING DIRT WEED AT THE ALAN JACKSON CONCERT

CHALLENGING THE UGLIEST GIRL AT THE LUKE BYRAN CONCERT TO A DRINK OFF AND PISSING ON HER WHEN YOU LOSE

FARTING IN A LIBRARY SO PEOPLE CAN LEARN ABOUT FINE SMELLS
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Postby andydansby » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:23 pm

JOINING AN ADULT SOFTBALL LEAGUE TO JUSTIFY YOUR HGH USE.

DRINKING MONSTER COFFEE FROM A MUG EVERY MORNING

COVERING YOUR NUTS IN INK AND STAMPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PILLOWCASE AS AN ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
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Postby andydansby » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:26 pm

GETTING TURNED DOWN BY A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE THE RASH ON YOUR SACK IS ACTUALLY FROM TRYING TO SIT ON A JETSKI NAKED
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Postby Losing Battle » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:30 pm

DRAWING DICKS IN THE BIBLES AT CHURCH

WAVING THE REBEL FLAG AT A FUNERAL

DOING THE SIX CAN SALUTE AT SAID FUNERAL

SMACKING YOUR KID FOR SMOKING YOUR LAST CAMEL

TAKING IN A SHIT IN THE MICROWAVE AT WORK BECAUSE THE SECRETARY SHOT YOU DOWN
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Postby andydansby » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:33 pm

CONVINCING YOUR KIDS TO PAWN THEIR CHRISTMAS GIFTS SO THEY CAN PULL THEIR MONEY TOGETHER FOR THAT NEW PLAYSTATION THAT YOU WANTED
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Postby Losing Battle » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:41 pm

SENDING YOUR KIDS IN TO SHOP LIFT BUSCH SO YOU CAN GET THE POINTS FOR THAT SWEET BUSCH COOLER
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Postby Latenightloser » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:05 am

andydansby wrote:GETTING TURNED DOWN BY A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE THE RASH ON YOUR SACK IS ACTUALLY FROM TRYING TO SIT ON A JETSKI NAKED


:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:14 am

MAKING A DONATION TO THE GOP IN THE NAME OF ERNEST P WORRELL, THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER MADE FAMOUS BY ACTUAL LEGEND JIM VARNEY.
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Postby New Fury » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:00 am

FORCING YOUR 14 YEAR OLD TO DRIVE YOU TO THE LATE-HOURS VETERINARIAN BECAUSE YOU SLICED YOUR GUMS OPEN TRYING TO TEACH THEM HOW TO SHOTGUN BEERS
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Postby New Fury » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:44 am

TRYING TO PARLAY YOUR WAY INTO A BLOWJOB FROM A WAR WIDOW AT A VETERANS' BBQ BY CLAIMING YOUR BACKYARD WRESTLING SCARS WERE CAUSED BY AN IED IN IRAQ
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Postby MODULOK » Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:31 am

WRITING WITH CAPS LOCK
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Postby friedpandahearts » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:52 am

THE OUTLINE OF PAM ANDERSON'S MEAT FLOWER ON MY GARAGE FRIDGE POSTER
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Postby futureworldcitizen » Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:32 pm

I gave you power wrote:
Worship wrote:
yiffcore wrote:THINKING THE SUPER MARIO THEME IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ITALY

lol



This is so good.

For real. I told my lady and she was dying. A+
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Postby New Fury » Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:56 am

ASKING ANY FOREIGNER YOU EVER MET "DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN?" AND YELLING "YOU'RE WELCOME" WHEN THEY SAY NO.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:12 am

RESPONDING IN ABSOLUTES TO EVERY SIGNAGE IN THE OUTLET MALL
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Postby I gave you power » Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:30 am

TRYING TO ROLL BLUNTS WITH TAQUITO SHELLS
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Postby New Fury » Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:05 am

ORDERING A FREE COPY OF THE BOOK OF MORMON BECAUSE YOU'LL BE GODDAMNED IF YOU'RE PAYING FOR ROLLING PAPERS FOR YOUR BACKYARD WEED
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:12 am

DOING A POWDERED SUGAR NUMBY AT YOUR KID'S PTA BREAKFAST
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Postby JustinThunderLiger » Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:36 am

DEMANDING A REFUND WHEN THE STATE FAIR SHUTS DOWN THE MIDWAY WHEN PEOPLE DIE FROM A RIDE MALFUNCTION

POSTING SHIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE 'THINGS THAT ARE LEGIT' THREAD
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Postby Worship » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:00 pm

BLOWING THE MONEY YOU KICKSTARTED FOR YOUR DOGS SURGERY ON KID ROCK FOR SENATE GEAR
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Postby andydansby » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:30 pm

DROWNING IN SQUIRT BECAUSE OF A CRITICAL DESIGN FLAW IN THE PUSSY EATING SNORKEL YOU TRIED TO INVENT
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Postby andydansby » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:32 pm

STORING FARTS IN MASON JARS BECAUSE IT'S A FREE COUNTRY
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Postby andydansby » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:33 pm

STILL
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fred durst wrote:CROAKEYS FOR YOUR VIRTUAL BOY

TO BE TOPPED
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Postby Worship » Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:09 pm

andydansby wrote:DROWNING IN SQUIRT BECAUSE OF A CRITICAL DESIGN FLAW IN THE PUSSY EATING SNORKEL YOU TRIED TO INVENT

:smt005 :smt010
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Postby Two for Flinching » Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:30 pm

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:36 pm

SWAPPING YOUR KID'S BLOW WITH TALC AND BLOWING A FEW STRIPES ON MEMORIAL DAY OFF OF YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS
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Postby cstocks89 » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:48 pm

REPLACING YOUR GRANDMAS ANTI AGING CREAM WITH FORMALDEHYDE
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Postby cstocks89 » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:49 pm

QUIETLY STEALING YOUR DADS SPARE CHANGE SO YOU CAN BUY A GUN TO SHOOT HIM
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Postby dogdicksummer3 » Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:20 pm

YELLING "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FREE COUNTRY?!" AFTER GETTING CUT OFF AT APPLEBEE'S CELEBRATING A BROWNS PRESEASON WIN.

ASKING FOR LEGAL ADVICE ON YAHOO ANSWERS BEFORE TAKING UP A FALSE ADVERTISING LAWSUIT AGAINST WALMART'S "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED".

SAVING YOUR ORANGE CHICKEN CONTAINERS TO FILL UP THAT FINE CHINA CABINET YOUR WIFE INHERITED AFTER DISPUTING A WILL.

BREAKING IN YOUR CAMO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN HAT IN A VICE FOR THAT PERFECT CURVE.

"HEY SANJAY GUPTA, CAN WE GET A REFILL OVER HERE ON THE CHILLI? THIS BIG GULP AIN'T FULL YET."

BLOWING YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON ONLINE POKER BECAUSE YOU HAVE DIAL UP...

DRIVING 1,504 MILES TO VEGAS TO SEE HOW MUCH RICK & THE BOYS WOULD GIVE YA FOR A MINT BOX OF FLUTIE FLAKES.
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Postby Losing Battle » Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:10 pm

TAKING THE WIFE OUT FOR DINNER AT THE WALMART DELI
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Aug 07, 2017 6:44 am

GETTING ALL 3 COLLECTIVE COOR'S BANQUET CANS IN ONE 12-ER AND STILL SPENDING YOUR WIFE'S PAYCHECK ON THREE MORE CASES "TO BE SAFE"
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Postby neatneatneat » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:35 am

HAVING A FAVORITE 'SODE OF COPS
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Postby JustinThunderLiger » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:35 pm

neatneatneat wrote:HAVING A FAVORITE 'SODE OF COPS


FUCK YEAH THE ONE WHERE THE COP THINKS THE LADY'S HOUSE IS ON FIRE SO HE STARTS BUSTIN WINDOWS OUT WITH A FLASH LIGHT AND IT WAS THE WRONG HOUSE

OR THE ONE MY FRIEND KYLE WAS IN (HE'S ATLANTA PD BUT HE'S COOL)
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Postby ElectricWolfPit » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:36 pm

CIRCLING ALL THE HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE HIDDEN OBJECTS IN THE ABORTION CLINIC WAITING ROOM
DUCTAPING A GOPRO TO YOUR ETNIES TO GET AN UPSKIRT SHOT OF THE HOSTESS AT TGI FRIDAYS
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Postby ElectricWolfPit » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:39 pm

FILLING YOUR NEPHEW'S KARATE TROPHY WITH SLURPEE AT 7-11'S BRING YOUR OWN CUP DAY
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:41 pm

BREAKAWAY PANTS WITH LEGS THAT CAN BE ZIPPED TOGETHER INTO A COOZIE
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