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Postby I gave you power » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:42 am

andydansby wrote:ASKING THE WIFE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH BECAUSE SHE THREW OUT THE OLD BATTERIES YOU WERE SAVING TO THROW AT JEFF GORDON NEXT WEEK AT DARLINGTON





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Postby creativexcover » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:54 am

I Gave You Power wrote:NOT EVEN BEING AWARE THAT YOUR F-250 HAS TURN SIGNALS

Everyone in Massachusetts
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:57 am

BLAMING A FART ON THE DOCTOR WHO GAVE YOU THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT YOUR SON'S SURGERY.
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Postby eyeforaneye » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:07 am

creativexcover wrote:
I Gave You Power wrote:NOT EVEN BEING AWARE THAT YOUR F-250 HAS TURN SIGNALS

Everyone in Massachusetts


Too real.
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Postby creativexcover » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:08 am

MARISSAS BAYBAYYYYYY DADDY wrote:
creativexcover wrote:
I Gave You Power wrote:NOT EVEN BEING AWARE THAT YOUR F-250 HAS TURN SIGNALS

Everyone in Massachusetts


Too real.

Driving 20 MPH down the main streets cause you never know when the fucker in front's gonna take a turn, haha
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Postby blackhawks#1 » Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:27 pm

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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:33 pm

blackhawks#1 wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37795008

pics or gtfo
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Postby andydansby » Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:39 pm

NOT READING LOWER CASE IN THIS THREAD
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:41 am

MAKING YOUR SON WATCH 'OVER THE TOP' INSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:43 am

ASKING YOUR BOSS WHY STEP/ IS CONSIDERED FETISH BY IT
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Postby Worship » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:57 am

BLASTING THE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN THEME MUSIC IN YOUR BRONCO IN FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER KIDS WHEN PICKING UP YOUR CHILD FROM SCHOOL
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:59 am

SKIPPING SCHOOL TO WATCH 'OVER THE TOP' WITH YOUR DAD
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:02 am

Watching all 6 kickboxer movies.
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Postby Tim the Toolman Taylor » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:03 am

BEING AN HOUR LATE TO PICK YOUR KID UP FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU WENT TO 5 DIFFERENT GAS STATIONS LOOKING FOR KEYSTONE ICE AND THEY ONLY HAD KEYSTONE LIGHT.
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:05 am

WAITING OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL WONDERING 'WHERE IS DAD?' AND THEN HE SHOWS UP AN HOUR LATE DRUNK AND ANGRY
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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:00 am

DOING BURNOUTS IN THE DRIVETHRU
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Postby xponchx » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:26 am

WEARING YOUR MOMS SKOAL-STAINED TWEETY BIRD SHIRT TO BED CAUSE YOUR STEPDAD KEITH USED YOUR PAJAMAS AS CUM RAGS
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:32 am

xponchx wrote:WEARING YOUR MOMS SKOAL-STAINED TWEETY BIRD SHIRT TO BED CAUSE YOUR STEPDAD KEITH USED YOUR PAJAMAS AS CUM RAGS

LOLOLOL
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Postby andydansby » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:35 am

YOUR WIFE LEAVING YOU BECAUSE YOU USED HER NEW TUPPERWARE TO STORE YOUR COLLECTION OF ANTIQUE SAMBO FISHING LURES.
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Postby Worship » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:51 am

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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:53 am

CRUSHING UP FLAMING HOT CHEETOS AND USING IT AS GOURMET HOT DOG GARNISH
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:12 am

Asking your neighbor when his daughter turns 18.
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:14 am

Telling the motel 6 cleaning lady that she better starch those sheets or you're calling ICE.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:15 am

BRINGING A SHARPIE TO FYE AND PUTTING AN 'F' IN FRONT OF EVERY ART GARFUNKEL RELEASE
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:15 am

Crushing up Adderall and Xanax, bumping them and staring in the mirror wondering how you got here.
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Postby 198d__ » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:49 am

CAPS LOCK PLEASE
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:01 pm

WHEN YOU'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE
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Postby Worship » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:27 pm

FINDING OUT YOUR DAD HAS BEEN SLEEPING WITH HIS NEIGHBOR IN HIS NURSING HOME WHILE YOUR MOMS STILL ALIVE AND THEYRE STILL MARRIED
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:30 pm

WHEN YOUR COUSIN IS ON HER PERIOD SO YOU HAVE TO STOP BY THE GROCERY STORE FOR A SPONGE, RUBBER BANDS AND SOME UNSCENTED LOTION
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Postby creativexcover » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:37 pm

WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOUR WEIRD COUSIN SHOWS UP WITH A SPONGE, RUBBER BANDS AND FORGOT THE UNSCENTED LOTION YOU WANTED
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Postby MODULOK » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:49 pm

MARISSAS BAYBAYYYYYY DADDY wrote:Watching all 6 kickboxer movies.



there's a 6th chapter? holy shit.
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:52 pm

7 now.
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:07 pm

READING WORSHIPS COMMENTS TO SHITTY PPL ON FB
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:31 am

THREATENING TO SEND YOUR KID TO MIKE PENCES HOUSE IF THEY "ACT FUNNY."
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Postby cstocks89 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:16 pm

TUNING YOUR DADS EPIPHONE EXPLORER TO DADFAG
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Postby captainsunshine » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:18 pm

cstocks89 wrote:TUNING YOUR DADS EPIPHONE EXPLORER TO DADFAG

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Postby !azzip » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:44 pm

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Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:49 pm

why does she have a 5 o'clock shadow?
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Postby cstocks89 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:38 pm

cuz its legit
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Postby I gave you power » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:56 am

SETTING UP YOUR OWN WORKBENCH IN TRUE VALUE AND USING THEIR TOOLS TO FIX YOUR LAWNMOWER

TRYING TO PRESENT THE BARCODE OF A CHEEZ-ITS BOX AS A VALID FORM OF ID AT THE DMV

ANSWERING THE JUDGE AT YOUR ARRAIGNMENT USING NOTHING BUT DUKES OF HAZARD QUOTES
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:57 am

OVERDRAWING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PLAYING THE 99 WOODSTOCK VERSION OF BAWITDABA ON REPEAT FROM OPEN TO CLOSE AT THE BAR JUKEBOX
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Postby I gave you power » Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:41 am

GENUINELY BELIEVING THAT EATING FRUIT CAN MAKE YOU GAY

DUCT-TAPING YOUR TODDLER TO THE BANNISTER SO YOU CAN WATCH THE SANTA FE DRAG RACING CHAMPIONSHIPS UNINTERRUPTED

HAVING A SPECIAL CABINET IN YOUR HOUSE FOR SPAM
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Postby cstocks89 » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:12 am

MAIN LINING WHIP ITS
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:14 am

ROLLING ACROSS A BAG OF RIVER ROCKS IN A RIDING LAWNMOWER IN FRONT OF A BURGER KING STOREFRONT BECAUSE THEY'RE OUT OF HOT DOGS
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Postby cstocks89 » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:25 am

BEING HOMESCHOOLED AND FUCKING YOUR TEACHER
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Postby Worship » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:30 am

PEELING THE POSTAGE OFF OF OLD LETTERS AND SCOTCH TAPING THEM TO NEW ONES SO YOU CAN WRITE YOUR BOYFRIEND IN PRISON
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Postby I gave you power » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:42 am

BOOFING A 20OZ MOUNTAIN DEW INTO THE MOVIE THEATER.
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Postby cstocks89 » Wed Jun 07, 2017 2:51 pm

CHECKING TINDER AT AUSCHWITZ
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Postby Worship » Wed Jun 07, 2017 2:53 pm

real holocaust hours
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Postby Sorley Boy » Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:01 pm

WHEN YOU TYPE IN "STONE COLD WRESTLEMANIA" AND GOOGLE AUTOFILLS "STREET LEGAL DIRT BIKE NEW HAMPSHER."
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