things that are legit

General discussion, shows, and everything else.

Postby Worship » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:54 pm

fred durst wrote:BREAKAWAY PANTS WITH LEGS THAT CAN BE ZIPPED TOGETHER INTO A COOZIE

yo, that IS legit
User avatar
Worship
9/11 truther
 
Posts: 61174
Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:04 pm
Location: Prince International Seduction 747

Postby wtfisnylon » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:26 pm

BEATING YOUR DOGS ASS FOR BARKING WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS HOME-MADE VIDEOS OF YOU DOING "STUNTS" IN YOUR BACKYARD
wtfisnylon
 
Posts: 2
Joined: Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:16 pm

Postby cstocks89 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:43 pm

CALLING THE SUICIDE HOTLINE AND TELLING THE PERSON YOU'RE GONNA DO IT IF THEY DON'T CALL YOU A PIG FUCKER TIL U CUMMMMM
User avatar
cstocks89
righteous babe
 
Posts: 8408
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:21 am
Location: Nice try, cop.

Postby Worship » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:13 pm

Image
User avatar
Worship
9/11 truther
 
Posts: 61174
Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:04 pm
Location: Prince International Seduction 747

Postby righteous jad » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:42 am

wtfisnylon wrote:BEATING YOUR DOGS ASS FOR BARKING WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS HOME-MADE VIDEOS OF YOU DOING "STUNTS" IN YOUR BACKYARD


:smt005 this is perfect
User avatar
righteous jad
location: up duck butter's ass
 
Posts: 7253
Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:14 am
Location: Australia

Postby 198d__ » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:30 pm

GOING TO SEE "PEARL HARBOR" AND THEN THREATENING TO KICK EVERY ASIAN'S ASS IN THE THEATER IN FRONT OF YOUR SON
User avatar
198d__
Marxist Cosplayer
 
Posts: 5420
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:13 pm
Location: Detroit

Postby brah_life » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:33 pm

Driving around the trailer park extra slow in your new 1987 Iroc Z (with t-tops).
User avatar
brah_life
Spent $40 on a brick because hypebeast said it's cool
 
Posts: 1426
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:55 pm

Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:40 pm

SQUEEZING THE REAL DOLL NEXT TO YOU ON THE LOG RIDE
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby JustinThunderLiger » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:58 am

(witnessed in real life mere moments ago)

YELLING "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" AT THE SELF-CHECKOUT COMPUTER VOICE BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG TO PAY FOR YOUR TALL BOY IN CHANGE AT KROGERS
User avatar
JustinThunderLiger
 
Posts: 2480
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:39 pm
Location: Samoa Joehio

Postby youdonthink » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:33 pm

JustinThunderLiger wrote:(witnessed in real life mere moments ago)

YELLING "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" AT THE SELF-CHECKOUT COMPUTER VOICE BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG TO PAY FOR YOUR TALL BOY IN CHANGE AT KROGERS


Certified Legit.
User avatar
youdonthink
 
Posts: 1188
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:11 pm
Location: Seattle, WA

Postby brah_life » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:24 pm

Punching your cousins boyfriend in the face because you wanted to be her prom date.
User avatar
brah_life
Spent $40 on a brick because hypebeast said it's cool
 
Posts: 1426
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:55 pm

Postby creativexcover » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:15 am

when booking your honeymoon, ask for a handicapped hotel room. You'll have a sex seat built into your shower and a variety of convenient bars designed to support human weight to assist in your "honeymooning"
User avatar
creativexcover
 
Posts: 9432
Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:39 am
Location: NH / MA border

Postby I gave you power » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:26 am

WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT FOLLOWING THE FORMAT
User avatar
I gave you power
9
 
Posts: 55920
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:27 pm
Location: Stunna Island

Postby Pro High Fiver » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:34 am

DEEP THROATING YOUR OLD VOLLEYBALL COACH IN THE BATHROOM OF THE ROY ROGERS OFF THE TURNPIKE BECAUSE HE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPIKE THAT WILSON LIKE A CHAMP

STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT OF THE YOUTH VOCAL CHOIR AT THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE CONCERT BY INTERRUPTING WITH PAUL WALL VERSES

CROSS DRESSING IN YOUR MOTHERS CLOTHES AFTER SHE GROUNDS YOU FOR STEALING HER DIABETES PILLS AND BOOFING THEM

HELPING ALL THE GUYS IN THE MENS SHELTER BY PLANTING BLOW ON THEIR EX WIVES WHILE THEIR KIDS ARE AROUND TO REGAIN CUSTODY OF THOSE DARNED RUGRATS
User avatar
Pro High Fiver
 
Posts: 483
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 pm
Location: Philly

Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:01 pm

DROPPING DOWN LIKE YOU'RE DOING PUSHUPS TO LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTE OFF AN EXHUAST PIPE OF A RUNNING CAR
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby andydansby » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:08 pm

PUTTING MIO IN LA CROIX
andydansby
RIP DJ SCREW
 
Posts: 13743
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 am
Location: B9board.com

Postby Worship » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:09 pm

fred durst wrote:DROPPING DOWN LIKE YOU'RE DOING PUSHUPS TO LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTE OFF AN EXHUAST PIPE OF A RUNNING CAR

Fuck me
User avatar
Worship
9/11 truther
 
Posts: 61174
Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:04 pm
Location: Prince International Seduction 747

Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:11 pm

DRILLING A DOWNSTEM INTO A TOPO CHICO BOTTLE
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby Losing Battle » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:06 pm

FART ON AN AIRPLANE AND YELL OUT THAT A GAS ATTACK IS IN COMING
User avatar
Losing Battle
 
Posts: 1380
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:07 pm
Location: Missouri

Postby brah_life » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:20 pm

WEARING A TOUPEE MADE EXCLUSIVELY FROM PERSIAN MENS PUBES.
User avatar
brah_life
Spent $40 on a brick because hypebeast said it's cool
 
Posts: 1426
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:55 pm

Postby Losing Battle » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:39 pm

USING PLENTY OF FISH TO FIND A BABYSITTER FOR YOUR KIDS
User avatar
Losing Battle
 
Posts: 1380
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:07 pm
Location: Missouri

Postby CeaseAndPersist » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:33 pm

PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM SHARED FACEBOOK PROFILES
User avatar
CeaseAndPersist
 
Posts: 533
Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:37 pm
Location: Montana

Postby creativexcover » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:55 pm

FINDING OUT WHAT CURRENCY HAS THE LOWEST EXCHANGE RATE AND ORDERING THOUSANDS OF THE HIGHEST BILL THEY HAVE TO BRING TO THE STRIP CLUB
User avatar
creativexcover
 
Posts: 9432
Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:39 am
Location: NH / MA border

Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:59 pm

STEPPING ON COKE WITH NYQUIL
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby ass eyes » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:14 pm

I gave you power wrote:
andydansby wrote:ASKING THE WIFE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH BECAUSE SHE THREW OUT THE OLD BATTERIES YOU WERE SAVING TO THROW AT JEFF GORDON NEXT WEEK AT DARLINGTON





:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005



I can't breathe. Fuck :smt005
User avatar
ass eyes
 
Posts: 504
Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:21 pm
Location: Nawwwfuck, VA

Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:17 pm

MAD DOG 2020 FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby Worship » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:30 pm

GOING BACK TO THE BEACH AFTERHOURS WITH A METAL DETECTOR TO FIND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS CLIT RING THAT FELL OUT SOMEHOW
User avatar
Worship
9/11 truther
 
Posts: 61174
Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:04 pm
Location: Prince International Seduction 747

Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:31 pm

CRUSHING SUBOXONE WITH YOUR EX WIFE'S NUVA RING
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby 198d__ » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:34 pm

andydansby wrote:PUTTING MIO IN LA CROIX

I did this once and it was delicious
User avatar
198d__
Marxist Cosplayer
 
Posts: 5420
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:13 pm
Location: Detroit

Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:41 pm

HANGING YOUR LAUNDRY TO DRY USING YOUR NIPPLE CLAMPS.
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby andydansby » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:33 pm

WEARING HULK HANDS WHILE YOU FUCK
andydansby
RIP DJ SCREW
 
Posts: 13743
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 am
Location: B9board.com

Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:49 pm

GETTING FORCIBLY ESCORTED OUT OF LOCKS FOR LOVE AFTER THEY REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOUR PUBIC HAIR
User avatar
IThinkItsIndecision
Is that a football in your pocket?
 
Posts: 25147
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:15 pm
Location: Even snagged a raise, right there you're due for effusive praise. Also a bunch of D cord reverb.

Postby bobcat » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:58 pm

Fired from the adult webcam site my first day for sleeping on the job. :smt025
User avatar
bobcat
 
Posts: 2117
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 5:31 pm

Postby HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:31 pm

SELLING YOUR KIDS DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON EBAY
User avatar
HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY
 
Posts: 2440
Joined: Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:43 pm

Postby Avoidance Learning » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:38 pm

REFERRING TO THE COLONEL TOM PARKER SOLELY AS THE COLONEL, AND TAKING GRAVE OFFENSE TO KFC MISUNDERSTANDINGS
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby Pro High Fiver » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:28 am

FORCING YOUR GRANDSON TO BLOW ON THE COURT-MANDATED BREATHALYZER SO YOU CAN START UP YOUR BRONCO TO GO BUY SOME SMOKES
User avatar
Pro High Fiver
 
Posts: 483
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:20 pm
Location: Philly

Postby creativexcover » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:23 am

TYPING UP A MULTI-CHOICE QUIZ FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIENDS TO FILL OUT WHEN THEY MEET YOU
User avatar
creativexcover
 
Posts: 9432
Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:39 am
Location: NH / MA border

Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:55 am

ORCHESTRATING A STAGED ARMED ROBBERY TO GET OFF WORK FOR DAYTONA 500
User avatar
Avoidance Learning
Is squirting pee?
 
Posts: 87801
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:00 am
Location: And then you have Kerry King who’s like ‘You see? You see these tribal tattoos?

Postby andydansby » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:52 am

TAPING KOOL AID POUCHES TO YOUR DICK ON VALENTINE'S DAY AND CALLING IT EROTIC FUN DIP.
andydansby
RIP DJ SCREW
 
Posts: 13743
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 am
Location: B9board.com

Postby andydansby » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:19 pm

GOING MIA FROM THE MILITARY BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T WEAR REALTREE CAMO
andydansby
RIP DJ SCREW
 
Posts: 13743
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 am
Location: B9board.com

Postby yiffcore » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:49 pm

HITTING ON PEOPLE AT A FUNERAL
User avatar
yiffcore
 
Posts: 301
Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:19 pm

Postby Worship » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:43 pm

ACCIDENTALLY GETTING INTO A FENDER BENDER BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO TAKE A DICK PIC IN TRAFFIC
User avatar
Worship
9/11 truther
 
Posts: 61174
Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:04 pm
Location: Prince International Seduction 747

Postby SomeTribe » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:49 am

TAKING A CHANCE BY ASKING THE DAUGHTER YOU ABANDONED 4 YEARS AGO TO THE DADDY-DAUGHTER PROM AT THE CHICK-FIL-A
User avatar
SomeTribe
 
Posts: 756
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:24 pm
Location: Philadelphia

Previous


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: #alexander#, Bing [Bot], brah_life, Eyes of Madness, Fester, Google [Bot], jesper, MosBrickah, WeGotTheJazz and 51 guests