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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:41 pm

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Postby I gave you power » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:48 pm

YOUR KID HAVING TO SLEEP AT SCHOOL OVERNIGHT BECAUSE YOU PASSED OUT DRUNK AT THE VFW.

POKING PINHOLES IN ALL NON-FRUIT PUNCH CAPRI SUN POUCHES.

RE-GIFTING EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:54 pm

GIVING YOUR KID $10, TAKING THE $10 BACK AND BEATING HIS ASS FOR LOSING IT.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:52 pm

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Postby brenton » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:16 pm

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Postby andydansby » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:21 pm

mc hammer's debt
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Postby brenton » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:32 pm

andydansby wrote:mc hammer's debt


2 legit 2 quit
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Postby Garrett_B » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:44 pm

Rod Kimball
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:12 am

BLOWING A POINT TWO AT BRUNCH
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Postby the chocolate factory » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:16 am

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Postby Chill 'em all » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:43 pm

Posting for more IGYP
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Postby Chill 'em all » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:44 pm

There was another dude who always had some good ones in these threads, but I can't remember their name
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:08 pm

SENDING YOUR FIRST-GRADER TO SCHOOL WITH A BUDWEISER LUNCHBOX.

DIPPING YOUR FINGER INTO THE WEDDING CAKE FROSTING BEFORE THE BRIDE CUTS IT.

TELLING DEBT COLLECTORS TO "TAKE IT UP WITH KEITH STONE."
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:25 pm

Leaving tic tacs in your night stand for post cunnilingus consumption.
Smoking Checkers.
Calling in sick with the irish flu.
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Postby Climate_Of_Fear » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:28 pm

andydansby wrote:mc hammer's debt

I live in the same town as him. He tries to sell his new albums at gas stations in front of the store.
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:29 pm

I Gave You Power wrote:SENDING YOUR FIRST-GRADER TO SCHOOL WITH A BUDWEISER LUNCHBOX.


:smt005
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:31 pm

chain wallets
grapeade arizona tall boys
paying your student loans with with student loans
beanies with brims
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:33 pm

Giving kevin trudeau money
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:35 pm

handjobs from christian mingle
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Postby eyeforaneye » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:40 pm

converting to judaism for the gefilte fish
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:43 pm

shaving in a community swimming pool
taking a girl to starbucks on the first date and ordering a venti cup of whipped cream
unrolling cigarette butts instead of buying cotton balls
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Postby Chris M. » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:58 pm

your 15 year old neighbor sun bathing on their deck
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Postby jason. » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:35 pm

Feeding your kid a steady diet of Spam and Mac N Cheese
Using your child support money to buy a TV
A complete collection of unopened Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace character Pepsi cans.
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:41 pm

buying your kids bubble wrap for Christmas
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:08 pm

PUTTING AN I.O.U. IN THE COLLECTION BASKET AT CHURCH
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Postby Killedbyschool » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:59 pm

Farting loud as fuck in the shower.

Starting "bullshit" chants at sporting events.

Jumping off trampolines into above ground swimming pools.
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Postby Killedbyschool » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:02 pm

Backyard "hell in the cell" wrestling your friends in your kid's birthday Bounce Castle.
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Postby oldorder » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:18 pm

Killedbyschool wrote:Backyard "hell in the cell" wrestling your friends in your kid's birthday Bounce Castle.

This actually cracked me up. Would be super fun.
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Postby handrailhomicide » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:36 pm

Limited edition McDonalds Batman Forever mugs.
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Postby Sorley Boy » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:47 pm

Kid Rock in concert.
'Packing your shit' and moving to Florida.
Sticking your tongue out and giving the horns if the camera focuses on you at a game.
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:53 pm

buying your winter jacket with marlboro miles
lee pipes
blue phillies hats
cutting the sleeves off your van housen dress shirt
buying mountain dew with snap
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:54 pm

Killedbyschool wrote:Starting "bullshit" chants at sporting events.

:smt005

starting the "asshole" chant at little league games too
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Postby KTS_MikeO'Malley » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:03 pm

Take your kid with you to Walmart so they're there to watch you spend the last of your food & bill money on a $48.70 Straight Talk phone card.
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:38 pm

THE EMERGENCY NUMBER ON FILE AT THE HOSPITAL BEING FOR A BURNER

TRYING TO USE COUPONS AT THE SALVATION ARMY

HAVING A SCREEN DOOR BETWEEN YOUR BEDROOM AND THE LIVING ROOM
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Postby Mug Tonklin » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:19 pm

Been waiting years for this thread to come back :smt003
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Postby gregor samsa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:25 pm

buying your kids a dreamcast for christmas 2014
using kohls cash at sears
Dave Williams memorial tattoos
plastic nuts dangling from the back of your toyota camry
maple syrup flavored black and milds
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Postby taylorm » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:26 pm

Playing poker with your WIC bucks.
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Postby I gave you power » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:32 pm

BUYING YOUR WIFE A BOOB MUG FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

MOVING HEAVY FURNITURE WITH HOT WHEELS CARS UNDERNEATH IT

ASKING YOUR KID WHY HIS SCHOOL BOOK ORDER PAMPHLETS DON'T HAVE PENTHOUSE OR HUSTLER
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Postby Backup mod:) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:36 pm

Getting your trailer blown into a better trailer park by a tornado.
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Postby Backup mod:) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:56 pm

Tagging along to your friend's father/daughter purity ball because you know you'll meet a chick that does anal.
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Postby bobcat » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:18 pm

My afternoon bar friends don't know my parking lot friends.
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Postby Sorley Boy » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:26 pm

T-shirts with attitude.

Stays in county jail.

Making a scene when you quit or are fired for incompetence.
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Postby bufo alvarius » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:30 pm

knocking someone out then waking them up to knock them out a second time
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Postby thriftstore underwear » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:48 pm

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Postby Man in black » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:52 pm

Ketchup on steak at applebees.
busch light in blaze orange camoflauge cans.
never meeting any member of a minority race yet having very clear opinions on them.
Copenhagen chewing tobacco
chew can rings imprinted in your back pocket. of your jorts.
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Postby KTS_MikeO'Malley » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:04 pm

Asking for a to-go box at old country buffett after you've made at least 8 trips and have been there an hour.
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Postby Dr.FannyPack » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:25 pm

CLEANING THE POOP FROM UNDER YOUR NAILS WITH YOUR KID'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE

JEFF DUNHAM AND OTHER PUPPET BASED HUMOR

NOT USING A COASTER ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S COFFIN

SLAP BOXING PARAPLEGICS AND TOTALLY WINNING

BLACK GUYS FROM A DISTANCE

DHARMA AND GREG BOX SETS
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Postby taylorm » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:42 pm

Buying shoes secondhand on Craigslist.

Golden Corral's chocolate waterfall.
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Postby Man in black » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:38 am

BURNIN' YOUR QUEEN ALBUMS AFTER YOU FOUND OUT FREDDY MERCURY WAS GAY
FINGERBANGIN' YOUR STEP DAUGHTER
SMOKIN' RESIN
POT LEAF TATTOOS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK
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Postby KTS_MikeO'Malley » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:20 am

Having at least 3 pushmowers and not a single fucking blade of grass on a 10+ acre dirt lot.

Having a gigantic wraparound porch on a single-wide trailer.

Having the number 3 decal on each door of you're truck.
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