Today is Mary Elizabeth Winstead's birthday.

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Postby SolidSnake2 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:35 am

Fellers, put down the turkey leg. Pour your egg nog down the toilet. Let us praise her unencumbered.
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Postby xpatx » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:38 am

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Postby Cripples Can't Shiver » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:46 am

Can totally get behind this.
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Postby SolidSnake2 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:53 am

Cripples Can't Shiver wrote:Can totally get behind her. To do stuff.
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Postby boxcant » Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:39 am

:smt007
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Postby former ghost » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:18 am

SolidSnake2 wrote:
Cripples Can't Shiver wrote:Can totally get behind her while she's wearing that cheerleader outfit from Death Proof. To eat Thanksgiving dinner out of her ass crack.
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Postby HunterWinstead » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:27 am

Hey, that's my sister.
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Postby boxcant » Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:18 am

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Postby alexo505 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:32 am

I would walk through a mile of her turkey farts so she could drag my dick in broken glass and record my screams through a walkie talkie.
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Postby SolidSnake2 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:41 am

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Cripples Can't Shiver wrote:Can totally get behind her while she's wearing that cheerleader outfit from Death Proof. To eat Thanksgiving dinner out of her ass crack.


Well, heck.
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Postby Marioisthereason » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:45 am

I still can't get over the guy she married. I could totally have a chance with her
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Postby k-shaps » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:48 am

Now this is something worth celebrating. Such a babe.
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Postby Don_Frouse » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:03 pm

Let us give thanks!
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Postby jason. » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:52 pm

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Postby SolidSnake2 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:07 pm

Show me a more eminently marry-able celebrity and I'll show you a flaccid penis at the mere mention of this feminine dreamscape's name.
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Postby SolidSnake2 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:09 pm

If I were John McClane, I'd be stuffing my daughter this Thanksgiving.
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Postby XdayafterX » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:05 pm

SolidSnake2 wrote:If I were John McClane, I'd be stuffing my daughter this Thanksgiving.


:smt045
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Postby Jared! » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:36 pm

Hell yeaaaaa
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Postby SHON87 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:38 pm

I am thankful for the existence of such a goddess.
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Postby SolidSnake2 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:15 pm

She is more than a goddess.
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Postby maleantazo » Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:22 am

Probably the best thing about death proof besides the shocking gore bit. The foot worship was OK too tho
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Postby Lil Meatsauce » Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:38 am

shes married to this

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Postby SolidSnake2 » Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:44 am

Yeah we discussed this at length in a previous MEW thread. Her husband gives all of us hope. Now let's all pray for a swift divorce.
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Postby cerealwars » Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:40 am

Thread is in serious need of pics to appreciate this babe.
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Postby maleantazo » Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:01 am

Meatsauce wrote:shes married to this

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:smt005 that guy could be a clone of one of my old friends from high school. Unreal...
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Postby Killedbyschool » Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:30 am

She's so hot in Sky High. And everything.
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Postby SolidSnake2 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:21 pm

New month, same old searing passion for bone-age.
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Postby American Vultures » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:42 pm

She is too pretty to be a real person.
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Postby maleantazo » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:57 pm

American Vultures wrote:She is too pretty to be a real person.
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she should be on the next Baroness album cover
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Postby SolidSnake2 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:03 am

She divorced her husband.

The

Game

Is

On.
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Postby dwh_87 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:25 am

She is getting railed by Ewan McGregor

The

Game

Is

Over.
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Postby Pottymouth » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:19 am

I like that her name makes her seem like a historical women's figure from the 19th or early 20th century.
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Postby SolidSnake2 » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:56 am

dwh_87 wrote:She is getting railed by Ewan McGregor

The

Game

Is

Over.


Celebrity-on-celebrity rebound bang. Obviously what she truly desires is an unassuming everyman.
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Postby andydansby » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:28 pm

Pottymouth wrote:I like that her name makes her seem like a historical women's figure from the 19th or early 20th century.

Her real names Marge
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Postby former ghost » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:31 pm

Goddamn I made some dumb fucking posts here years ago, late at night when I was drunk.

I mean I still do, but 2013 looks like it was a banner year
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Postby Cripples Can't Shiver » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:59 pm

former ghost wrote:Goddamn I made some dumb fucking posts here years ago, late at night when I was drunk.

I mean I still do, but 2013 looks like it was a banner year

i saw this thread and your post and thought that i'd said it hahahaha i was like 'damn, i really said that?'
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