HOW TO RUN FROM COPS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, BY BAKER MAYFIELD

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Postby Daytona 500 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:22 pm

It's weird that Kansas has caught zero shit for the handshake snub, since people seem to want to talk about Baker's sportsmanship.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:23 pm

and they hit him with a couple of late hits too. And they only scored 3 weak fucking points because they are a garbage heap of a team. Trash.
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Postby refill » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:36 am

Baker Mayfield has been suplexed by a cop while drunk, planted an OU flag at Ohio State, and now grabbed his junk on TV, yet people still love him.

Respect.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:53 am

That makes me like him more.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:55 am

Mayfield seems like a less spoiled Jonathan Football. And I mean that in a good way. He doesn't spend his free time in some media training class to neuter his personality.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:00 am

He's not going to do well in the league so I support him going full retard in college.
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Postby alchemist » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:16 pm

Fuck Auburn
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:17 pm

Fuck the entire SEC.
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Postby alchemist » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:23 pm

fred durst wrote:Fuck the rest of the SEC.


Speaking of which, where the hell has Iconoclast been?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:27 pm

Having a silly haircut and being in a touring band, I think? I'm not on the 'book anymore though so maybe not?
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:50 pm

Having a silly haircut and being in a touring band, I think? I'm not on the 'book anymore though so maybe not?
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Postby alchemist » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:14 pm

So supposedly Chip Kelly is deciding between Florida and UCLA. I wonder how long until we hear something.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:19 pm

And if he picks Florida it looks like Jeff Fisher is going to UCLA.
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:19 pm

Fucking Jeff Fisher. What a piece of garbage.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:21 pm

We'd get to figure out what 7-9 in the NFL transfers to in college.
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Postby Killedbyschool » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:16 pm

Tennessee dismissed one of its best wide receivers for saying the following on Instagram:
Came from practice, was finna practice in this bitch, to play Vanderbilt on Saturday, cause I really FUCKIN’ hate Vanderbilt, with a FUCKIN’ passion, I can’t stand those bitches, each and every one of them, I don’t give a FUCK, like, FUCK them bitches.

[I’m] trying to come back in this ho, but you got some lyin’-ass coaches, some lyin’-ass, fake-ass, snake-ass coaches, that’s what the fuck wrong with Tennessee nigga. It ain’t nothing to do with no players, nothing to do with no motherfuckin’ injuries niggas, it’s straight fuckin’ coaching nigga. Fuckin’ niggas is some lyin’-ass bitches.

And I’m saving this video nigga I don’t give a FUCK no more nigga, bring us a coaching stff that is honest nigga and will do everything in they power nigga for the fuckin’ kids nigga, for the players nigga. Fuck the paycheck, like, damn this is for us.

But yeah, fuck the coaching staff right now, I don’t give a fuck.


Tennessee football.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:41 pm

Gotta wonder if that miami loss even matters.
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Postby goldylox » Fri Nov 24, 2017 5:00 pm

dank wrote:Gotta wonder if that miami loss even matters.


This late in the season it might hurt them, but if they beat Clemson they might be ok, I don't think Wisconsin can beat OSU which will help them get in.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Nov 24, 2017 5:52 pm

NOT BERT!!!!
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:13 pm

This fucking florida bowl!
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Postby niggamortis II » Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:15 pm

this fucking game holy shit
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:20 pm

That poor kid...
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Postby Vergana » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:31 pm

Damn that was stressful. I'll miss u frost
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Postby NALYD. » Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:14 pm

Textbook targeting, like is it any more blatant than that?
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Postby I gave you power » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:07 am

I hope Chip Kelly falls feel-first into a slow-moving woodchipper. You get a chance to go to Florida, with one of the best recruiting pipelines in the country, with built-in rivalries against FSU/UT/Georgia and the chance to take on Saban, and you go to a basketball school? What an absolute loser.

On a better note: USF/UCF was one of the best games I've ever seen. Straight-up MACtion but with a crowd that sounded like something out of Death Valley or The Swamp. Just fantastic to watch.
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Postby Killedbyschool » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:43 am

Yeah but Chip would've had to move to Florida.
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Postby Wayne Woodrow Hayes » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:22 pm

Already feel nauseous about this game.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:43 pm

I gave you power wrote:You get a chance to go to Florida, with one of the best recruiting pipelines in the country, with built-in rivalries against FSU/UT/Georgia and the chance to take on Saban, and you go to a basketball school?


The fuck are you talking about? Florida's recruiting is all fucked by being in the heaviest recruited state and being dwarfed by bama and uga. Hell, it's probably on the short end of fsu right now. And given that the goal in ncaaf is the playoffs, nobody is TRYING to put Saban on thier schedule

Guy went back to confrence he knows, where you can get by with smaller players and don't have to recruit as hard.
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Postby pizzapower518 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:32 pm

All things being equal, nobody is picking Florida over UCLA if the goal is to make the playoff and have a legit shot at a national title.
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Postby Wayne Woodrow Hayes » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:42 pm

New Cardale.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:35 pm

Baker was "suspended" for two plays.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:09 pm

Iron Bowl just got hot.
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Postby pizzapower518 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:27 pm

What a monumental break for Bama if this ends up being a 12 men penalty against Auburn.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:32 pm

pizzapower518 wrote:What a monumental break for Bama if this ends up being a 12 men penalty against Auburn.

Annnnnnd then the reciever can't find the sticks.
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Postby niggamortis II » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:37 pm

all dude had to do was fall over and he had the 1st lol
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Postby pizzapower518 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:48 pm

Jalen Hurts has got to figure out when to throw the ball away. There's been like four times in this game when he was out of the pocket and he took a sack or ran out of bounds with the ball.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:00 pm

Comittee going to pull all the strings next week to get uga, wisc and ok wins...
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Postby Avoidance Learning » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:01 pm

Oh fuck off
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Postby alchemist » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:09 pm

pizzapower518 wrote:Jalen Hurts has got to figure out when to throw the ball away. There's been like four times in this game when he was out of the pocket and he took a sack or ran out of bounds with the ball.


The Hurts Special. Seriously like six times every game he will drift outside the pocket, hold the ball forever and eventually take a sack or throw it away. I'm convinced he only knows how to look for Ridley and panics when he's covered.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:09 pm

fred durst wrote:Oh fuck off

What? I'm not saying they can't win on their own. Just that commitee can't afford to let them shit the bed.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:55 am

Schiano to Tennessee NEEDS to happen.
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Postby Killedbyschool » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:00 pm

Nobody wants the job. I'll take bottom of the barrel NFL flame out part 2 I guess.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:34 pm

Jimbo Fisher about to use A&M to somehow get even more money from FSU.
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Postby IThinkItsIndecision » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:00 pm

Daytona 500 wrote:Schiano to Tennessee NEEDS to happen.

Lord, have MRSA on those kids.
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Postby vtbte » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:10 pm

dank wrote:
Daytona 500 wrote:Schiano to Tennessee NEEDS to happen.

Lord, have MRSA on those kids.


Fuck.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:19 pm

So Schiano apparently signed the deal already? And now UT is trying to figure out what they can do?
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:32 pm

It was a memo of understanding and not a contract. Not sure if they're easier to get out of.
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Postby Daytona 500 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:52 pm

Who walks into negotiations with Schiano not realizing shit is going to hit the fan if they hire him?
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Postby ryan_aka_a_knee_deepinthe » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:54 pm

Especially a school that just paid out huge settlements for hiding sexual assaults by athletes. You would think avoiding any controversy would be a huge priority.
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Postby Killedbyschool » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:01 pm

Like, there's a whole fucking off season to find a coach and get him to the potential recruits, but bringing in a mediocre as fuck college coach and straight up toxic nfl coach into an already awful situation is a recipe for disaster. I would expect nothing less from this shitty program after the sheisty shit they pulled with Fulmer.
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