Really attractive girl in my class.....

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Postby Robert Loggia » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:25 pm

She is in all three of my classes this semester.

I have never seen her before, but she seems really cool and HAS to be smart since we both are architectural engineering students.

She seems like a "regular" kind of person. I imagine her bands of taste would be something poppy, or classic. Maybe trendy but not like Uber elitist trend hipster. She probably knows nothing of aggressive music.


Help me out B9 with good ways to strike up conversation with her.
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Postby zenarcade » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:26 pm

im really getting sick of these threads
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Postby bert2 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:26 pm

I'm not the best looking person in the class, but I'm the only one talking to you. Buy me a coffee.
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Postby Jersey's Best Dancer » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:27 pm

you have THREE classes together and can't think of anything to talk to her about?
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Postby Robert Loggia » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:27 pm

zenarcade wrote:im really getting sick of these threads

Fight me.
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Postby Cancerdream » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:27 pm

how much does a polar bear weigh?


.. enough to break the ice.. BAM!
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Postby SouthJersey » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:27 pm

bert2 wrote:I'm not the best looking person in the class, but I'm the only one talking to you. Buy me a coffee.

Win
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Postby Steve Ahead » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:28 pm

Write her a note with the URL to this thread on it.
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Postby zenarcade » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:28 pm

Robert Loggia wrote:
zenarcade wrote:im really getting sick of these threads

Fight me.


there you go, channel that aggression into talking to that girl, "fight me" may even be a good opening line
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Postby Robert Loggia » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:28 pm

Jersey's Best Dancer wrote:you have THREE classes together and can't think of anything to talk to her about?

Oh, I am sure I will be able to discuss something with her. I'm just seeing if these b9'ers have any wits I may not have thought of.

It's only been the second day of classes mind you.
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Postby stealbooks » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:28 pm

"hi i am a normal guy and you should not be creeped out by me"
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Postby saveyourself » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:29 pm

dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?
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Postby Reformed Wigger » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:29 pm

Just whine to her about how hard your life is and then show her your $3000 laptop.
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Postby JWalker RED » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:30 pm

saveyourself wrote:dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?



seriously?
sounds like youre too scared to even facebook message her
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Postby bert2 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:31 pm

Was your dad a mirror? Cause I can see myself in your parents.

Did your mom work in a brothel, and was your dad a sanitation worker? Cause I think you're a trashy whore.

What's the difference between pro bull riding and having sex with me? I always let the cowboy finish riding me before I buck him off.
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Postby oceanwaves » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:32 pm

JWalker RED wrote:
saveyourself wrote:dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?



seriously?
sounds like youre too scared to even facebook message her

Sending a facebook message is too creepy. Then she'll know that you intentionally searched for her.
PS- Is this that kid Dwyane from the art class thread?
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Postby HoJu » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:32 pm

Ask her about an assignment in one of your other classes? Nobody at community college talks to each other so I'm not sure if that'd work or not, but I feel like it'd be a decent enough icebreaker.
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Postby preparationHXC » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:33 pm

Ask her if she's gay.
If she says no, let out a sigh of relief, wipe the back of your wrist across your brow and say, "Perfect!". Then raise your eyebrows and point to yourself with your thumbs.

If she says yes, furrow your brow, look at the ground, punch yourself in the head a few times and mumble, "Stupid, stupid, stupid..." while shuffling away.
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Postby Robert Loggia » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:33 pm

JWalker RED wrote:
saveyourself wrote:dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?



seriously?
sounds like youre too scared to even facebook message her



I'm not afraid to say hello, I have all ready asked her some questions pertaining to our senior design project due in May.

I would FB message her if I knew her last name.

I haven't had the right opportunity to really strike up a good conversation. Really just feeling things out first and having her see that I'm one of the more mature intelligent students in the class.

This thread does NOT show that trait of mine. I apologize.
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Postby xstarscreamx » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:33 pm

just fucking say whats up to her, its not hard. dont be a pussy. you still a virg or what?
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Postby HoJu » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:33 pm

preparationHXC wrote:Ask her if she's gay.
If she says no, let out a sigh of relief, wipe the back of your wrist across your brow and say, "Perfect!". Then raise your eyebrows and point to yourself with your thumbs.

If she says yes, furrow your brow, look at the ground, punch yourself in the head a few times and mumble, "Stupid, stupid, stupid..." while shuffling away.


:smt005
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Postby Vom Bomb » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:33 pm

Wait until there's a really hard assignment and then hit her up for some study dates.

I was actually going through this with a chick at work, small talk once in a while on the way out the door. I've been busy lately so I just kept putting it off and then she added me to facebook and started texting me. I guess playing hard to get works too. She texted me "we should hang out sometime" last night.
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Postby bert2 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:34 pm

Do you know what you and Jimmy Hoffa have in common? Your remains will never be found.
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Postby BrendanGroan » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:35 pm

ask her what her favorite Lockin' Out release is
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Postby JWalker RED » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:35 pm

oceanwaves wrote:
JWalker RED wrote:
saveyourself wrote:dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?



seriously?
sounds like youre too scared to even facebook message her

Sending a facebook message is too creepy. Then she'll know that you intentionally searched for her.
PS- Is this that kid Dwyane from the art class thread?

is my name dwayne?
no...
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Postby Reformed Wigger » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:35 pm

make sure she doesn't know you have a 2010 joined date.
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Postby oceanwaves » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:36 pm

JWalker RED wrote:
oceanwaves wrote:
JWalker RED wrote:
saveyourself wrote:dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?



seriously?
sounds like youre too scared to even facebook message her

Sending a facebook message is too creepy. Then she'll know that you intentionally searched for her.
PS- Is this that kid Dwyane from the art class thread?

is my name dwayne?
no...

No no no, not you, the OP. I guess:

my joke


your head
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Postby fist shaker » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:36 pm

ask her if she looks at the toilet paper after she wipes her butt
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Postby JWalker RED » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:36 pm

Robert Loggia wrote:
JWalker RED wrote:
saveyourself wrote:dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?



seriously?
sounds like youre too scared to even facebook message her



I'm not afraid to say hello, I have all ready asked her some questions pertaining to our senior design project due in May.

I would FB message her if I knew her last name.

I haven't had the right opportunity to really strike up a good conversation. Really just feeling things out first and having her see that I'm one of the more mature intelligent students in the class.

This thread does NOT show that trait of mine. I apologize.


you guys are both architects, ask her where she buys her reference books?
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Postby Robert Loggia » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:37 pm

Reformed Wigger wrote:make sure she doesn't know you have a 2010 joined date.



She'll probably be into me because she heard me talking about my show tomorrow night. plus the fact that I have a striking resemblance to Drew Carey, Rivers Cuomo, Patrick Stump or any other famous white dude with dark rimmed glasses.
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Postby JWalker RED » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:37 pm

oceanwaves wrote:
JWalker RED wrote:
oceanwaves wrote:
JWalker RED wrote:
saveyourself wrote:dude, be a fucking man and say hello. what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't even say hi to someone they spend at least 5 hours a day with?



seriously?
sounds like youre too scared to even facebook message her

Sending a facebook message is too creepy. Then she'll know that you intentionally searched for her.
PS- Is this that kid Dwyane from the art class thread?

is my name dwayne?
no...

No no no, not you, the OP. I guess:

my joke


your head


oh yeah, i remember that thread, with the kid creepin on that other kids game?
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Postby oceanwaves » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:38 pm

Yesss, thank you.
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Postby Vom Bomb » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:38 pm

Ask her if she wants to see the structural properties of your dick.
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Postby lynchm2duq » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:38 pm

You should say... You are in all three of my classes this semester.

I have never seen you before, but you seem really cool and have to be smart since you and i are both architectural engineering students.

You seem like a "regular" kind of person. I imagine your bands of taste would be something poppy, or classic. Maybe trendy but not like Uber elitist trend hipster. You probably know nothing of aggressive music.
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Postby wronghometown » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:38 pm

I used to borrow books, make fun of other classmates (black chicks that look like guys are easy targets!), give rides home, sell weed, lounge in the campus cafe before whatever class we had, and so on with normal attractive girls in my classes. Try one of those! Also, if you ever get to pick a partner, make the first move, ANY move, because everyone just wants a partner that doesn't suck (unless that's you haha!). This is like your teacher hooking you up.
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Postby HoJu » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:38 pm

Robert Loggia wrote:
Reformed Wigger wrote:make sure she doesn't know you have a 2010 joined date.



She'll probably be into me because she heard me talking about my show tomorrow night. plus the fact that I have a striking resemblance to Drew Carey, Rivers Cuomo, Patrick Stump or any other famous white dude with dark rimmed glasses.


Are we talking Drew Carey pre or post-weight loss?
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Postby Save Me Jeebus » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:39 pm

bert2 wrote:Was your dad a mirror? Cause I can see myself in your parents.

Did your mom work in a brothel, and was your dad a sanitation worker? Cause I think you're a trashy whore.

What's the difference between pro bull riding and having sex with me? I always let the cowboy finish riding me before I buck him off.

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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Postby Robert Loggia » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:39 pm

Vom Bomb wrote:Ask her if she wants to see the structural properties of your dick.

The structural integrity of my cock piece from my daily routine of cock push-ups.
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Postby chiptunez » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:42 pm

fist shaker wrote:ask her if she looks at the toilet paper after she wipes her butt

holy shit there was just a big discussion about this in one of my classes today.... ARE YOU IN THAT CLASS
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Postby saveyourself » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:43 pm

Robert Loggia wrote:
Reformed Wigger wrote:make sure she doesn't know you have a 2010 joined date.



She'll probably be into me because she heard me talking about my show tomorrow night. plus the fact that I have a striking resemblance to Drew Carey, Rivers Cuomo, Patrick Stump or any other famous white dude with dark rimmed glasses.


Man, no girls think any of those dudes are attractive at all.....you're fucked

prayin 4 U
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Postby Vom Bomb » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:44 pm

Also, this thread is worthless without pics. Sneek a candid shot of her.
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Postby sycamore trees » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:45 pm

there is only one way to use facebook with real life, and ive done it before i got rid of my facebook account... add her just before the weekend. dont say anything on facebook, just wait. talk to her in class on monday. shell be into it.
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Postby Billy_yo » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:45 pm

creep her hard on facebook
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Postby Vladimir Nabokov » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:45 pm

When I was a freshman, there was a very attractive girl in one of my classes. The way I struck up conversation with her was "I like your dress." She then thought I was a creep for a year, but now we hang out sometimes and smoke weed.

GOOD LUCK
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Postby fist shaker » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:46 pm

ASSBLASTER wrote:
fist shaker wrote:ask her if she looks at the toilet paper after she wipes her butt

holy shit there was just a big discussion about this in one of my classes today.... ARE YOU IN THAT CLASS


hahaha no. its hilarious to ask girls though, especially if you are interested in them. you can really find out who a person is from the answer they give you
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Postby chiptunez » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:47 pm

fist shaker wrote:
ASSBLASTER wrote:
fist shaker wrote:ask her if she looks at the toilet paper after she wipes her butt

holy shit there was just a big discussion about this in one of my classes today.... ARE YOU IN THAT CLASS


hahaha no. its hilarious to ask girls though, especially if you are interested in them. you can really find out who a person is from the answer they give you


Yeah but no one wants to admit that shit HAHA. Creeped your FB, you have some friends from where I'm from :smt023
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Postby Thunder Bear » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:47 pm

Robert Loggia wrote:
zenarcade wrote:im really getting sick of these threads

Fight me.


This thread just got interesting
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Postby tedz » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:48 pm

you post way too many advice threads on here.
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Postby beethoven's funeral » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:50 pm

E as in, "Everyone loves Robert Loggia"
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Postby Save Me Jeebus » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:55 pm

i would know a girl is for me if she openly admits to looking at the toilet paper after shitting
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