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Postby Ys » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:02 pm

how the fuck do you people do it?
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Postby worry about it » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:05 pm

i dunno. i made an account but im too weirded out by myself to do anything with it. i answered a ton of match questions at 3 am last night and just felt dirty the entire time.
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Postby Nadafingahhh » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:05 pm

-sign up for account
-???
-profit
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Postby MikeVanEtten » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:14 pm

ive been slaying babes on that site the last 2 weeks. so easy
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Postby MikeVanEtten » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:14 pm

ive been slaying babes on that site the last 2 weeks. so easy
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Postby What makes things weird? » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:16 pm

posting
What makes things weird?
autistic or something
 
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Postby guitarmy123 » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:20 pm

only made it happen once. The rest of the time its been awkward dates and messaging back and forth with no results.
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Postby CuteShawn » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:22 pm

4 times so far. Had an account for 2 months.
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Postby lovefool » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:23 pm

had retarded amounts of sex off of that site. what dont you get about it?
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Postby The Toxic Avenger » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:23 pm

i was talking to some awesome girl on there but chickened out because meeting someone from the internet seems awkward and im already a social weirdo on top of the situational awkwardness so i wouldnt have a chance anyway
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Postby bringdisaster » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:24 pm

The Toxic Avenger wrote:i was talking to some awesome girl on there but chickened out because meeting someone from the internet seems awkward and im already a social weirdo on top of the situational awkwardness so i wouldnt have a chance anyway



that's the spirit, i wonder what the problem is.
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Postby 10000hp » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:24 pm

I made an account there a few months ago, checked my local area, never returned.
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Postby MikeVanEtten » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:30 pm

The Toxic Avenger wrote:i was talking to some awesome girl on there but chickened out because meeting someone from the internet seems awkward and im already a social weirdo on top of the situational awkwardness so i wouldnt have a chance anyway


you can overcome that by just saying "fuck it i dont care what anyone thinks" to yourself. girls just as weirded out by the date as you are. you just ask a series of getting to know you questions look in the eye and just let them know your a stand up dude. chicks love to talk about themselves. so just listen to whatever theyre talking about and add bits and pieces here and there before you know your a really sweet guy and your telling stories being funny and then the wanna touch your pen-es.
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Postby TobiasFL » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:31 pm

one time. chick was nuts.
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Postby BleedingEdges » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:31 pm

if you're a chubby chaser, this should be an easy quest. otherwise, good luck
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Postby xchocolatesensationx » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:33 pm

landed a girl in an open relationship and shes down to pound. feels good man.
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Postby Jay. » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:35 pm

Ineedlunch

Ooo, that name's taken. Try one of these: Ineedlunch4u, Ineedlunch_taco, Ineedlunch_pal, i_am_Ineedlunch, awes_Ineedlunch
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Postby worry about it » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:42 pm

Yeah the name suggestions were pretty ridiculous. Also some of the getting started e-mails were downright creepy.

But it seems like some of the people on this site are actually pretty cool. However, my matches right now are all boring 23-year-old Jewish girls and hipsters from Brooklyn, soo not totally stoked. Or do I just suck that much?
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Postby Ys » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:44 pm

do you guys just message them all like "wanna fuck" or do you actually start talking to them? i never know what to say to the them in the first message. like "ooh you're pretty" or something along the lines of that? or comment on there profile or some shit?
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Postby richardnj » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:45 pm

i've met a ton of people from there. it's pretty cool.
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Postby Clipse » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:45 pm

Im an ugly dude and I lurk for the girls with no morals and its pretty easy as long as youre good with words.
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Postby Ys » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:49 pm

i gotta start smooth talking these bitches. i just met some chubby bitch whos into fucked up and it says shes into casual sex. WOO!
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Postby Ys » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:49 pm

watch her have an account on here hahaha
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Postby MikeVanEtten » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:51 pm

xsneaky_vikingx wrote:do you guys just message them all like "wanna fuck" or do you actually start talking to them? i never know what to say to the them in the first message. like "ooh you're pretty" or something along the lines of that? or comment on there profile or some shit?


its a numbers game for every 30 girls i hit up like 1 or 2 will hit me back. ive asked girls there opinion on how they like messages. i tell them i think theyre gorgeous and would love to get a cup of coffee or a cocktail sometimes. be upfront and honest but no babe wants to be treated like an object and wants to talk about sex right off the bat. its in your mind its in her mind but cross that bridge when you come to it. all girls want a guy that wants to get to know them. so just ask them about there day and be FRIENDLY....
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Postby Ys » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:54 pm

do you hit up a lot of girls? or just pick and choose?
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Postby MikeVanEtten » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:57 pm

xsneaky_vikingx wrote:do you hit up a lot of girls? or just pick and choose?


any girl that i find attractive ill shoot a message. ya never know
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Postby richardnj » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:02 pm

i've been on it since july. i usually just wait to see messages me. granted, two-thirds of the messages i get i delete right away cuz they're from people who i can't even stand to read/view their profile.

after reading this thread i am answering their questions now.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:05 pm

it's just like getting laid on b9 or facebook, except that everyone else on that website is DTF so it's extra easy. almost all of them have kids, ICP tattoos, or are racist, though.
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Postby Ys » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:06 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:almost all of them have kids, ICP tattoos, or are racist, though.


i have no problem with this
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Postby kniferevenge » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:08 pm

fuck this site i rather do craigslist you will run into alot of people you know bosses, ex-gfs, friends, co workers, people you have boned, ect... idk .
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Postby MikeVanEtten » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:12 pm

just got a message from a girl that i hit up.

ME- ok so...
Dec. 30, 2010 – 5:47pm
i just wanted to say i think your gorgeous and would love to take you and grab a drink or a cup of coffee. is that too bold ? im not sure how this online thing works.

HER-Well, that falls somewhere in between what I normally get, which is the extreme of super delicate nice guys vs. vulgar descriptions of some random guy's sexual fantasy. Your message was shockingly normal. So...ok.

My name's Meghan. I would be delighted to meet you over a cup of tea.
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Postby ChelseaW » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:12 pm

worry about it wrote:Yeah the name suggestions were pretty ridiculous. Also some of the getting started e-mails were downright creepy.

But it seems like some of the people on this site are actually pretty cool. However, my matches right now are all boring 23-year-old Jewish girls and hipsters from Brooklyn, soo not totally stoked. Or do I just suck that much?



I got one match called "mom4son" and his profile explained: "don't be creeped out by the name, it was just a passing fantasy one day" :smt005
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Postby ABG » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:12 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:it's just like getting laid on b9 or facebook, except that everyone else on that website is DTF so it's extra easy. almost all of them have kids, ICP tattoos, or are racist, though.



Getting laid off b9 was fantastic during the reign of the "pm confessions" thread
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Postby Nadafingahhh » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:13 pm

your in.



pun intended.
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Postby DEATHMASK » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:13 pm

Nadafingahhh wrote:your in.



pun intended.



you're*

fucking Cornell graduate.
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Postby DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:15 pm

i just signed up so i could browse
bunch fat chicks
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Postby Nadafingahhh » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:22 pm

DEATHMASK wrote:
Nadafingahhh wrote:your in.



pun intended.



you're*

fucking Cornell graduate.


[youtube]siW43SXk2Ac&feature[/youtube]
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Postby thesweetleaf » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:22 pm

I had an account for a day. I deleted it because I felt like a weirdo.
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Postby deathfromstatic » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:24 pm

nothing but fat chicks with kids, but i did see my ex girlfriends sister on there once.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:24 pm

MikeVanEtten wrote:
xsneaky_vikingx wrote:do you hit up a lot of girls? or just pick and choose?


any girl that i find attractive ill shoot a message. ya never know

i usually just get bored and then send out like 10 messages at a time. most of the messages are lewd and i get laughed at or made fun of, but maybe 1 or 2 of them result in sex. it only takes 30 seconds to write some stupid, flattering message to one these hussies, and if you're really lazy, you can just copy and paste the same message to a bunch of girls. what's the worst that could happen, they make fun of you and call you a creep? well, if you're on okcupid.com you probably are a creep and deserve to be made fun of, so get used it. i have a feeling that i'm more attractive than 90% of the dudes on there, which makes it extra easy. if you're ugly, just use someone else's pictures.
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Postby irving » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:31 pm

I'll randomly sign on and browse, but I never bother with it.
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Postby ChelseaW » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:36 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:
MikeVanEtten wrote:
xsneaky_vikingx wrote:do you hit up a lot of girls? or just pick and choose?


any girl that i find attractive ill shoot a message. ya never know

i usually just get bored and then send out like 10 messages at a time. most of the messages are lewd and i get laughed at or made fun of, but maybe 1 or 2 of them result in sex. it only takes 30 seconds to write some stupid, flattering message to one these hussies, and if you're really lazy, you can just copy and paste the same message to a bunch of girls. what's the worst that could happen, they make fun of you and call you a creep? well, if you're on okcupid.com you probably are a creep and deserve to be made fun of, so get used it. i have a feeling that i'm more attractive than 90% of the dudes on there, which makes it extra easy. if you're ugly, just use someone else's pictures.



I'll remember this, if you ever come up in my matches. No nurse-patient role playing testicle checks for you, mister. :smt018
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:39 pm

ChelseaW wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:
MikeVanEtten wrote:
xsneaky_vikingx wrote:do you hit up a lot of girls? or just pick and choose?


any girl that i find attractive ill shoot a message. ya never know

i usually just get bored and then send out like 10 messages at a time. most of the messages are lewd and i get laughed at or made fun of, but maybe 1 or 2 of them result in sex. it only takes 30 seconds to write some stupid, flattering message to one these hussies, and if you're really lazy, you can just copy and paste the same message to a bunch of girls. what's the worst that could happen, they make fun of you and call you a creep? well, if you're on okcupid.com you probably are a creep and deserve to be made fun of, so get used it. i have a feeling that i'm more attractive than 90% of the dudes on there, which makes it extra easy. if you're ugly, just use someone else's pictures.



I'll remember this, if you ever come up in my matches. No nurse-patient role playing testicle checks for you, mister. :smt018

:smt022
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Postby birds on ice » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:41 pm

I met my girlfriend on here in February. We now live together in a killer 2 bedroom apartment in the Lower Haight in SF.

I owe this site a lot.
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Postby She's Lost Control » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:44 pm

Signing up in hopes of getting laid.
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Postby DEATHMASK » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:51 pm

Nadafingahhh wrote:
DEATHMASK wrote:
Nadafingahhh wrote:your in.



pun intended.



you're*

fucking Cornell graduate.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siW43SXk2Ac&feature

:smt005 :smt005

well played, sir
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Postby DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:53 pm

def gonna get my dick sucked with this profile

My self-summary
This is where I am suppose to tell you how perfect I am

What I’m doing with my life
Apparently I am signing up for this website so I can judge others

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Postby Hoopdreams » Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:03 pm

i have the weirdest boner right now
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Postby Nadafingahhh » Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:08 pm

DEATHMASK wrote:
Nadafingahhh wrote:
DEATHMASK wrote:
Nadafingahhh wrote:your in.



pun intended.



you're*

fucking Cornell graduate.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siW43SXk2Ac&feature

:smt005 :smt005

well played, sir

:smt006
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