so i live next to a giant ass pool (ruining a swim meet cont

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Postby amin » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:19 am

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Postby xtimx » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:26 am

PBCookies wrote:
Steve-Dave wrote:Wait was he really arrested?

He did hard time, apparently


Good
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Postby TheThrillHouse » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:46 pm

Thank god
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Postby degradation » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:50 pm

not enough for me. i need a photo posted via xpheenyx's account with a definitive turd floating in a pool, or i will die an unhappy, and unfulfilled man.
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Postby Classic » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:05 pm

I went to an outdoor pool this weekend. Didn't think of that bitch pheeny until now. Damn.
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Postby paperhanger » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:44 pm

It blows my mind every time this thread pops up.
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Postby Head Trauma » Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:57 am

so we can legalize same sex marriage but this mother fucker can't poop in a pool? THE FUCK
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Postby veganterror » Wed Jul 01, 2015 2:40 am

I'm not looking through 35 pages on a cracked phone.

Why didn't the poop happen?
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Postby judge smails » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:36 am

paperhanger wrote:It blows my mind every time this thread pops up.

Never forget
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Postby degradation » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:46 am

veganterror wrote:I'm not looking through 35 pages on a cracked phone.

Why didn't the poop happen?

this is a journey you must make on your own
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Postby DrewBlood » Wed Jul 01, 2015 2:20 pm

degradation wrote:
veganterror wrote:I'm not looking through 35 pages on a cracked phone.

Why didn't the poop happen?

this is a journey you must make on your own

seriously.
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Postby Head Trauma » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:24 am

one simply does not ask for footnotes to the shit in the pool thread.
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Postby veganterror » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:59 am

I'd totally listen to just the guitar solo from "Tornado of Souls"...
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Postby theonefreeman » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:08 am

When Games of Thrones was getting popular, my friend asked for all of the A Song of Ice and Fire books that were out so far for Christmas from his parents. When he got the books, he decided that he would just rather read the Wikipedia pages for them instead so he would know what was going on in the show.

You remind me of that friend.
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Postby veganterror » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:26 am

Nah. I'm just the guy popping up going "what did I miss?"

Unfortunately, that answer is "not pooping in a pool".
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Postby Head Trauma » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:29 am

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Postby heartskull » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:14 am

does he still have a facebook or anything?
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Postby ZachLeg » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:01 pm

Yeah, he didn't poop. But all the shit that went down throughout the 30+ pages is why this is interesting.
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Postby BETRAYED BY LIFE » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:48 pm

Guys it's been almost 5 years and no one has shit in the pool...
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Postby Head Trauma » Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:47 am

monthly bump.
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Postby The Toxic Avenger » Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:43 am

someone shit in a pool already
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Postby Tim the Toolman Taylor » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:27 pm

At least throw a snickers bar in the pool and call it poop
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Postby degradation » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:36 pm

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Postby fridgeric » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:43 pm

Hm
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Postby Gnargoyle » Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:00 pm

Would a turd in the pool be bigger than Jeep Brah posting?
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Postby v3rmyn » Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:38 pm

Gnargoyle wrote:Would a turd in the pool be bigger than Jeep Brah posting?


We just have to get Jeep Brah to poop in a pool, B9 would be complete then :smt005
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Postby Iconoclast2 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:44 pm

Iconoclast wrote:
Iconoclast wrote:
Iconoclast wrote:
Iconoclast wrote:I HOPE THIS HAUNTS HIM UNTIL HIS DYING DAYS
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Postby xmrsdoubtfirex » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:43 pm

FUCK
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Postby Chad of the Dead » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:44 pm

Can someone just go shit in a pool already?
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Postby theonefreeman » Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:15 pm

Does anybody ever read the title of this thread as giant ASS pool? Like, a pool for asses?
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Postby born to die » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:57 am

What if shitting in a pool was just a metaphor for defying authority that we misunderstood?
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Postby ryanfl » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:26 am

Holy shit this thread really is almost five years old.

Edit: This bitch is five years old.
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Postby lala fuck you » Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:14 pm

degradation wrote:Image

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Postby Head Trauma » Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:22 am

empires have risen and fell yet we still have no poop in a pool.
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Postby theonefreeman » Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:01 pm

PayPal me ten bucks and I'll shit in my tub.
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Postby wegotdome » Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:31 am

Posting for someone to shit in a pool.
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Postby Head Trauma » Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:17 pm

theonefreeman wrote:PayPal me ten bucks and I'll shit in my tub.


upgrade that to a kiddie pool and you got yourself a deal.
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Postby tomatl » Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:11 pm

I want to go shit in this pool so bad but it's the only place for little kids to go do anything in Scottsboro.
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Postby wegotdome » Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:24 pm

tomatl wrote:I want to go shit in this pool so bad but it's the only place for little kids to go do anything in Scottsboro.


Screw the kids, what have they ever done for you?
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Postby Tim the Toolman Taylor » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:45 pm

wegotdome wrote:
tomatl wrote:I want to go shit in this pool so bad but it's the only place for little kids to go do anything in Scottsboro.


Screw the kids, what have they ever done for you?

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Postby oceanwaves » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:09 pm

theonefreeman wrote:Does anybody ever read the title of this thread as giant ASS pool? Like, a pool for asses?

Someone didn't read from page like 20-on :smt018
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Postby born to die » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:12 pm

Dr. Disrespect wrote:
IAmPureHate wrote:He's married now. So he probably is too settled down to post pics now.

his kids will hear about this. and i don't mean the ones you drop off at the pool
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Postby iamcomo » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:19 pm

IamTravis wrote:you wont do anything


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Postby wegotdome » Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:04 pm

I feel betrayed and hurt by the lack of human feces in that pool right now. This is a travesty.
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Postby theonefreeman » Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:17 pm

oceanwaves wrote:
theonefreeman wrote:Does anybody ever read the title of this thread as giant ASS pool? Like, a pool for asses?

Someone didn't read from page like 20-on :smt018

It's been five years. Do you know what I've been through in all of this time? The amount of boobs I've seen has almost doubled from two to like three. Been busy, man.
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Postby oceanwaves » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:21 am

theonefreeman wrote:
oceanwaves wrote:
theonefreeman wrote:Does anybody ever read the title of this thread as giant ASS pool? Like, a pool for asses?

Someone didn't read from page like 20-on :smt018

It's been five years. Do you know what I've been through in all of this time? The amount of boobs I've seen has almost doubled from two to like three. Been busy, man.

Dang, my b. Boobs > all. Carry on.
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Postby dorkrock » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:26 pm

Glad this is still going
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Postby Czarsy » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:46 pm

I work at a pool. A kid pooped in it over the summer. Unfortunately, it was already my day off, so the pool-poop was useless to me.
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Postby SexGod123 » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:06 am

theonefreeman wrote:
oceanwaves wrote:
theonefreeman wrote:Does anybody ever read the title of this thread as giant ASS pool? Like, a pool for asses?

Someone didn't read from page like 20-on :smt018

It's been five years. Do you know what I've been through in all of this time? The amount of boobs I've seen has almost doubled from two to like three. Been busy, man.

Holy shit it's been five years??? I feel old
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