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Re: It's raining

You don't like Bad Brains?
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:24 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: i just threw up in my works toilet...

I just pooped in the work toilet
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:04 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: i just threw up in my works toilet...
Replies: 14
Views: 408

Re: Depression/Mental Illness

But I gotta get back to work now......................
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:05 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Depression/Mental Illness
Replies: 5153
Views: 300203

Re: Depression/Mental Illness

I want to dive from a stage and fall though a mass of people headfirst with sweaty reckless ambition
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:02 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Depression/Mental Illness
Replies: 5153
Views: 300203

Re: Depression/Mental Illness

Yeah, I don't feel too much anymore either. It sucks. I think I'd rather feel pain and have some sort of passion for stuff instead of feeling like a generic person going on day by day. It's a nobody depression like my emotions gave up. I suppose not having a real anger outlet fried my feelings away....
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:52 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Depression/Mental Illness
Replies: 5153
Views: 300203

Re: It's raining

bruja wrote:I only drink almond milk.




Same. I should start eating cereal again and lose some weight. Though sugar is really bad...so damn, maybe I shouldn't.
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:29 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: It's raining

Yeah, def fries before burger. Or subway foot long before chips
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:23 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: It's raining

I mean, you're getting one layer of floating cereal and wasting a lot of milk.



Real milk is gross. Like...as an ingredient, it's fine. But drinking milk is fucked
by Fester
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:22 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: Lyric tattoos you would get if lyric tattoos weren't lam

BILLAAAY PASSED THE THIIIIRD GRAAAADDEE
by Fester
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:47 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Lyric tattoos you would get if lyric tattoos weren't lame
Replies: 37
Views: 1003

Re: hc shows in 2017

HOTDOGS_COMINURWAY wrote:real question, what age is the cut off for mash moves?




YEAH YOU KNOW YOU CAN ROCK HARD FOR LIFE OR ATLEAST A PRETTY LONG TIME IF YOU WANT TO.
by Fester
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:28 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: hc shows in 2017
Replies: 30
Views: 1087

Re: hc shows in 2017

If I go to a show and rock around...will I get told to leave? its certainly possible but most likely you will just get strong side eyes from a bunch of squares Oh oh oh....so I can't hide my arms inside of my shirt and punch my way out while doing a little rotation dance without strangers looking a...
by Fester
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:25 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: hc shows in 2017
Replies: 30
Views: 1087

Re: hc shows in 2017

If I go to a show and rock around...will I get told to leave?
by Fester
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:06 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: hc shows in 2017
Replies: 30
Views: 1087

Re: hc shows in 2017

Is hard rock dancing prohibited nowadays?
by Fester
Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:35 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: hc shows in 2017
Replies: 30
Views: 1087

Re: fuck w me

Gonna suck your cock
by Fester
Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:13 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: fuck w me
Replies: 10
Views: 465

Re: the return of the chubi (NWS)

cstocks89 wrote:What's a good chubby Latina/tan brunette that has great orgasms(video content)




https://m.xhamster.com/videos/sexy-hisp ... nt-1176375


Hottest
by Fester
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:18 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: the return of the chubi (NWS)
Replies: 2103
Views: 389950

Re: Large fish attacks thing underwater (scary)

Yeah, upon further inspection I figured that. The way it shifted and waddled in the video to swim again. Definitely had the dude in it's mouth and it seemed real. Reading the comments, a few people mentioned this is just some brutal South African commercial for a pencil company (WHAT?)
by Fester
Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:52 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Large fish attacks thing underwater (scary)
Replies: 16
Views: 1275

Re: Let's say you can do one thing with a B9er...

Waste of Space wrote:Get a laser pointer and play with Fester.



by Fester
Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:47 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Let's say you can do one thing with a B9er...
Replies: 107
Views: 2209

Re: Let's say you can do one thing with a B9er...

I wear a vest. No studs though. Was never into studs
by Fester
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:48 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Let's say you can do one thing with a B9er...
Replies: 107
Views: 2209

Re: Large fish attacks thing underwater (scary)

Well I guess it did shift to become afloat again. Shit...and you could see his arm flail....maybe it isn't fake.... Yeah... they're talking about how he's gonna scare the seals away and he says "oh no" before getting into the whales mouth. Whale was trying to get a seal and he got in the w...
by Fester
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:44 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Large fish attacks thing underwater (scary)
Replies: 16
Views: 1275

Re: Large fish attacks thing underwater (scary)

Haha that is less than a foot deep
by Fester
Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:41 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Large fish attacks thing underwater (scary)
Replies: 16
Views: 1275

Re: 0.0% 25 years or younger believe God created world

Do not worry about where ye come from. That is not the question nor concern. The concern is do we blow up the sun from a distance with billions of microdetonators with enough micro-coolant power to withstand the gas heat of the burnin sun or do we use lasers to penetrate the sun's core for ultimate ...
by Fester
Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:08 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: 0.0% 25 years or younger believe God created world
Replies: 20
Views: 896

Re: It's raining

Astronaut suit
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:38 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: What if they found out farts contribute to colon cancer?

I'd have a lot of huffing to keep up with
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:25 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: What if they found out farts contribute to colon cancer?
Replies: 18
Views: 512

Re: Best SLAYER song off of each album (survey)

Fight Til Death
Hardening Of The Arteries
Postmortem
Live Undead
Seasons In The Abyss
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:18 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Best SLAYER song off of each album (survey)
Replies: 28
Views: 953

Re: It's raining

I should have said something but he probably would have drooled on me or a bubble of saliva would have formed when he opened his mouth while making some sorta UHHHHNNGGGH sound. Possibly popping and splattering on me. I'd have to light myself on fire if that happened
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:35 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: It's raining

I was at a Chinese buffet yesterday and when I was getting my third plate...I saw this geriatric guy using a walker with a plate of food on the shelf(?). He was picking up these teriyaki chicken in skewers with his bare hands, putting them down, and picking up others. Sorting through until he found ...
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:31 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: Oreo needs to fucking stop

Spoiler: show
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by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:50 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Oreo needs to fucking stop
Replies: 96
Views: 2461

Re: What if they found out farts contribute to colon cancer?

I'd pay to huff an extensive fart right from the booty hole
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:07 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: What if they found out farts contribute to colon cancer?
Replies: 18
Views: 512

Re: Best Dares Ever

When I was like 8, I was dared to jump out in front of a moving car and I did. The other kids hid around a corner. The driver screamed something like HEY YOU STUPID FUCKING KID. That pretty much made me win the dare.
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:57 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Best Dares Ever
Replies: 40
Views: 1878

Re: Worst 80s comedy

I fucking hate you people
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:15 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689

Re: Worst 80s comedy

memoryfailure wrote:I was just fucking with fester




Okaaay? :smt017
by Fester
Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:12 am
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689

Re: Worst 80s comedy

: )
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:25 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689

Re: Worst 80s comedy

Lock this thread.
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:14 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689

Re: Worst 80s comedy

..........okay
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:57 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689

Re: Worst 80s comedy

Ya know what? Fuck this thread. Asking a mod to lock it cause I'm getting pissed. Next someone is gonna say Police Academy is terrible and I just can't bear to read that shit even if the damage has already been done. Lock this thread.
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:49 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689

Re: Worst 80s comedy

feminine weirdo and nerd wrote:UHF with Weird Al was pretty bad- that being said, I'd prob watch it again given the chance.





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NO! NO! UHF is the best non-horror movie of the 80s. I really don't understand some of you
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:46 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689

Re: Beck anyone?


by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:38 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Beck anyone?
Replies: 22
Views: 722

Re: Man, police sure do love killing folks

The badge means YOU SUCK
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:37 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Man, police sure do love killing folks
Replies: 1280
Views: 63830

Re: It's raining

My nose is bleeding
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:22 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: Man, police sure do love killing folks

I wouldn't wear it because of the subsequent fuckery
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:21 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Man, police sure do love killing folks
Replies: 1280
Views: 63830

Re: Man, police sure do love killing folks

oldorder wrote:
puke worship wrote:made these if anyone is interested

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https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/21675 ... _id=142564

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Poison Idea
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:17 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Man, police sure do love killing folks
Replies: 1280
Views: 63830

Re: That kid keaton

I know, right
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:28 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: That kid keaton
Replies: 77
Views: 2690

Re: It's raining

( o Y o )
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:05 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: It's raining
Replies: 972
Views: 14095

Re: Sour Cream donuts.

I just want a ranch donut
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:33 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Sour Cream donuts.
Replies: 52
Views: 1292

Re: That kid keaton

Bruce Willis should have been the second Batman after Keaton. And Batman Forever shouldn't have been neon-noir. It should have been shot in a smokey alleyway with Bruce Willis beating the shit out of thugs. It should have been like The Crow pretty much and it should have been titled "I'm Batman...
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:27 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: That kid keaton
Replies: 77
Views: 2690

Re: That kid keaton

What, dude? Keaton was the best Batman. Fuck Christian Bale and his weird Batman voice. Talking like he's a dog with peanut butter in his mouth. Keaton played a cool nonchalant Batman and didn't put on a voice.
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:24 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: That kid keaton
Replies: 77
Views: 2690

Re: Best Dares Ever

Ah man, nightgaunt was a cool poster
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:18 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Best Dares Ever
Replies: 40
Views: 1878

Re: Oreo needs to fucking stop

Shoulda ate the recycled oreos
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:23 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Oreo needs to fucking stop
Replies: 96
Views: 2461

Re: Worst 80s comedy

I cant believe The Burbs and Teenwolf were mentioned
by Fester
Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:21 pm
 
Forum: B9 Messageboard
Topic: Worst 80s comedy
Replies: 80
Views: 1689
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